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On the one hand I have a pool. On the other hand doing cardio outside in north Texas really sucks right now and I'm mostly using a treadmill. I'm ambivalent about July.Athanatos posted:Tony Romo has given up golf due to his offseason back surgeries. Move along people, nothing to see here
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 18:20 |
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Bolo ties own. I've lived in Texas most of my life and even I know that's not true Trip report: just spent an hour in the pool, July is back to owning
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 21:31 |
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Hey now, you take this Rolando McClain. Look at that guy. That right there is unfiltered enthusiasm, like a ray of sunshine into a locker room. I'm telling you, that can be channeled into a winning, can-do attitude. That is precisely what this team needs. This, gentlemen, is clearly a Right Kinda Guy (RKG).
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 21:53 |
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ZenVulgarity posted:You're drunk through the winter how would you know Let's just say there's a reason St. Bernard rescue dogs have a barrel of brandy on them
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 00:47 |
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Kalli posted:Update to the Rolando McClain trade. Turns out the draft picks are for 2016. He is worth the difference between a 6th and 7th rounder two drafts from now. It's even better than that: ESPN posted:IRVING, Texas -- The Dallas Cowboys could end up giving the Baltimore Ravens nothing in the trade for linebacker Rolando McClain. - If McClain gets cut or is not on the roster for at least 5 games in 2014, the Ravens get nothing - If he's on the team for 5 or more games but sees limited snaps, they swap 7ths in 2016 (assuming Dallas has a better pick in the 7th that year... they probably will) - If he plays at least 50% of the snaps on defense then Dallas gives the Ravens their 6th in 2015 in exchange for the Ravens 7th that year - If McClain actually plays at least 50% of the snaps on defense in 2014 then hell yes then Ravens can have a 6th for a 7th
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 23:35 |
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Kalli posted:This is fantastic. Yeah, I'm also vaguely disappointed that I had to put that much effort into a post about Rolando McClain
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 00:19 |
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Witten makes $7.5 mil this year Edit: entire contract is 5 year/37 mil, 13.5 gtd Link Rasczak fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Jul 3, 2014 |
# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 17:40 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr8-WiJabBc maybe?
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 19:22 |
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This is a safe place to escape our great national nightmare of anime, and Sheriff Kalli's got an itchy trigger finger today
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 19:42 |
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Awww jeah QB ranking debate time, this gon' be good We just hit peak offseason motherfuckers
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 01:03 |
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RG3 probably a little too high on that list, putting him ahead of Palmer, Bradford, Tannehill and McCown is a bit of a stretch
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 13:58 |
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Ehud/Crazy/Catfish, gonna need y'all to step up and defend the honour of your quarterback Using the girlfriend as evidence is fair game
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 14:20 |
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Ehud posted:Meh. He probably won't work out long term because dolphins. There are times when y'all make me look downright optimistic
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 14:24 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Expecting the current 2014 Cowboys to get 8 wins is optimistic So you're saying there's hope of a decent draft pick!
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 14:31 |
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BRB gonna watch some Marcus Mariota youtubes
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 19:06 |
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Chilichimp posted:Don't you mean "Film?" Just got back from watching game film on Mariota and for some reason I now have Down With the Sickness stuck in my head
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2014 00:25 |
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I don't even understand how someone gets pulled over for being stoned. Driving while stoned is basically driving cautiously in the slow lane at like 5 MPH under the speed limit while heading to or from Taco Bell Racial profiling?
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2014 22:47 |
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Grittybeard posted:Wiki list of obscure records, Rice only has about half of them. Or more than that, now that I scroll down. Don Hutson was the best wideout of his generation by a huge margin and in that era he was basically a video game character. You know... if they'd had video games or whatever.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 05:18 |
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shiksa posted:Wait why didn't Don Hutson serve in WW2? If Baugh was playing modern football you'd have to assume that he'd have access to a modern weight program and nutrition, and would almost certainly be bigger than that.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 15:20 |
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Hutson was just so fast that he juked the hell outta the draft lottery
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 16:38 |
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Chris James 2 posted:gently caress that, I want to see in-thread reactions the moment Weeden starts a game in Dallas I just heard a tiny high-pitched scream of terror and I'm pretty sure it was my liver reacting as I read your post
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 21:56 |
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TubeStank posted:EDIT: holy poo poo it's real. For God's sake someone buy Brennan Williams an account, I want to see MV ban an active NFL player
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 23:52 |
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Intruder posted:Eh. Heh heh. Heh. No I can only assume trying to mod that hellscape drove them insane
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 01:47 |
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Doctor Candiru posted:N: No, see, it's because it's easier to carry money that way. Pretty much the same poo poo I was doing at that age! Except, y'know, while hanging out with celebrities or whatever
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 05:15 |
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I'm so disappointed JFF didn't come to Dallas Also I'm guessing Irvin is probably pissed
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 05:21 |
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Tanard Jackson sure does love the wacky tobacky
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 22:03 |
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Miller Lite is the official beer sponsor of the Dallas Cowboys, works for me
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 21:11 |
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There's more than one way to do a tie knot?! Also I like the current NFL tied games rules because actually ending with a tie game is basically the dunce cap of football
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 15:28 |
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A Man and his dog posted:I'm sure it's been posted already but the Browns using a live dog as a mascot next season is rad.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 16:56 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:He has a press conference today, so expect lots of PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY ATTENTION TO ME Probably more like PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU COCKGOBBLING FUCKNUGGETS
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 16:43 |
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warcrimes posted:I wasn't a 10-year-old when this was going on. I was an adult who thought all the self-glorification was pretty dumb and masked deeper issues(which eventually came to light). Does anybody know a good priest, I think the ghost of my dad is stuck inside a computer
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 21:31 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Probably has more to do with the fact he's been considering retirement all offseason and hasn't reported to them once in that time. Yup. Dude probably has been to all the parties in Dallas that are worth a poo poo by now, and is ready to move on to more fertile partying territory. Godspeed buddy Coldforge posted:
Orton for one drat well knows the answer to this
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:01 |
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You know, I'm starting to think that he ain't right in the head
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:24 |
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MourningView posted:It wasn't even that he turned me down, he told me to gently caress off. I was 8 Is it possible you were wearing a Cowboys starter jacket when you asked because that would kinda make sense
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 03:24 |
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I for one wouldn't mind seeing more celebrations from punters for a job well done You know, like HELL YEAH JUST COFFIN CORNERED THAT MOTHERFUCKER
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 17:15 |
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Bring the draft to AT&T Stadium, I'd totally go and would buy Mr. Nice or whoever else a beer Hahahaha just kidding about the beer, gently caress stadium pricing, I hope y'all like popcorn
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 15:27 |
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A Man and his dog posted:I approve this post. Is it like looking in a mirror
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 15:30 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Like do yall realize how out of shape America is. And how not-hard it is to be in better shape than most Americans. I'm going to go ahead and say that 9/10 Americans even can't do 3 pull ups. Wait are we talking close grip or open grip, because close grip is actually kinda easy assuming you're not shaped like a beach ball
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 21:28 |
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swickles posted:Kluwe is on LeBatards radio show. First question from Dan: "Kluwe, what the hell is wrong with you?!" ...I think we'd all like to know the answer to that question
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 21:32 |
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davecrazy posted:Any word on Romos back? Nothing new, supposedly his recovery is on schedule and there haven't been any setbacks Brandon fuckin' Weeden, man
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 23:28 |