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N: G got arrested. V: Edit: massively beaten.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:59 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:23 |
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I sure hope we get a mugshot out of this
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:01 |
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xzzy posted:It's not a problem until he hides that he drinks, that's like alcoholism 101. When he's sneaking those little airplane bottles into the fingers of his hockey gloves so he can take a shot during a game it might be time for an intervention. Or until he's showing up to practices and games extremely hungover/still drunk, that would be a problem too! Or neglecting his fitness and instead parties hard all summer and shows up to training camp out of shape and has a poor start to the season and has everyone wondering "when will Giroux score a goal?". But that would never happen
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:01 |
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I love this week.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:02 |
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xzzy posted:It's not a problem until he hides that he drinks, that's like alcoholism 101. go on
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:02 |
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Rich Radbards posted:go on You'll find out more in alcoholism 102, the Patrick Kane story.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:03 |
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Rich Radbards posted:go on It's possible I'm being facetious.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:07 |
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Here is the shirt Claude Giroux wore last night, which is oddly appropriate:
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:09 |
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xzzy posted:It's possible I'm being facetious. Beep boop no this is impossible on the internet please proceed to probation holding area awaiting handknit
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:15 |
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Vicas posted:https://twitter.com/BroadStHockey/status/484346031224930304 he's gotta tell his barback to pick up the loving pace, that ice-pit is bone dry and they're down to the plastic for gently caress sakes
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:16 |
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In trading Spezza for a 3rd line winger and a pair of C-level prospects that top out as 3rd line wingers (but are just as likely career AHLers), Ottawa dumped 3M in salary and 6M in cap space. Murray may be a thoroughly mediocre GM but this move still reeks of Melnyk. Right now they're below the cap floor with 13 forwards, 8 defensemen and 1 goalie on contracts. Lehner is going to get an extension with a 2M cap hit, and Murray will send Ceci to the minors because he's the only defenseman on a 2-way contract and Murray was stupid enough to give Borowiecki a 1-way contract because he's from Smiths Falls and hits people and fights people and has HEART and GRIT. e: On any other team, signing an AHL defenseman to a 1-way for $600k wouldn't be a problem, but in Ottawa a 1-way means you won't be playing in the AHL. They could sign/trade for a forward or defenseman, but Melnyk's divorce settlement isn't going to pay for itself. Ottawa will be a cap floor team and be one Karlsson injury away from McDavid. If Karlsson has a good year they'll probably finish 11th in the East though. ginc fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jul 2, 2014 |
# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:20 |
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And then we turn the McD pick into two passable stay-at-home defensemen, let EK go to a contender and sign Lazar to a two-way contract so bad he fucks off to Russia. Wheeeeee! JawKnee posted:he's gotta tell his barback to pick up the loving pace, that ice-pit is bone dry and they're down to the plastic for gently caress sakes It's the Cabin. Be happy there's no puke on the floor. flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jul 2, 2014 |
# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:23 |
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Vicas posted:https://twitter.com/BroadStHockey/status/484346031224930304 That's the broest bro-bar. Look at all those bros, bro.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:24 |
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good thing giroux touched a man's rear end. that makes it hilarious and not weird at all.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:26 |
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Reinstitute Dry Island
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:28 |
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dyn posted:That's the broest bro-bar. Look at all those bros, bro. All those backwards baseball caps, goddamn
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:28 |
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ThinkTank posted:
Please don't get into too much trouble Rich Radbards posted:Crosby engaged to a woman Crosby isn't a hockey robot? When did this happen?
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:29 |
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dyn posted:That's the broest bro-bar. Look at all those bros, bro. Everyone is looking away except for the one guy in the background staring into the camera
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:29 |
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Rene Bork posted:good thing giroux touched a man's rear end. that makes it hilarious and not weird at all. a man cop's rear end
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:29 |
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so when is Claude going to be shipped out to the Kings because of leadership issues?
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:30 |
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xzzy posted:It's possible I'm being facetious. It's possible I am too
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:30 |
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:so when is Claude going to be shipped out to the Kings because of leadership issues? oh my god if that happened
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:32 |
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dyn posted:That's the broest bro-bar. Look at all those bros, bro. I think the bro in the red tank top is actually Patrick Kane.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:35 |
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"C'mon Claude, Captain Serious is waiting for his drink!!!"
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:37 |
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:so when is Claude going to be shipped out to the Kings because of leadership issues? he gets traded to the blue jackets and then to the kings midseason along with hartnell, kings win cup again
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:37 |
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Poonerman posted:Here is the shirt Claude Giroux wore last night, which is oddly appropriate: Vicas posted:Butt Street Hockey @BroadStHockey What the... Is that his uniform for that bar or something?
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:38 |
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lmao at "YOUR #1 PARTY BAR"
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:44 |
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DOOP posted:Crosby isn't a hockey robot? When did this happen? Crosby has been dating some woman for years now or something, but he never lets her be seen in public with him.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:45 |
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I'm guessing someone was wrong about the date of one of those pics. It was Canada Day who cares everyone gets drunk and feels up cops amirite
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:48 |
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Wings may have struck out but the Giroux is the one who made the real rear end of himself. *Goes back to wishing he was dead.*
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:55 |
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DOOP posted:
Futurama warned us about this.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 17:01 |
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Best offseason
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 17:12 |
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Jordan7hm posted:Free Agency Frenzy day makes GMs go nuts. It should be avoided at all costs. There are sometimes winners, but a lot of the deals signed yesterday are going to be regretted before this year is done, let alone 2 or 3 or 5 years from now.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 17:22 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Best offseason Crazy signings, silly player arrest, and no deaths. Yet. godspeed, Gino.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 17:33 |
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Rick Jeanneret has throat cancer too. He's going to miss the first half of the season.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 17:36 |
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Zodijackylite posted:Crazy signings, silly player arrest, and no deaths. Yet. godspeed, Gino. Look at all those stanley cups! Panthers might as well hang a banner right now! http://panthers.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=725018
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 17:36 |
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xzzy posted:Look at all those stanley cups! Panthers might as well hang a banner right now! FINNISH
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 17:39 |
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They needed to sign Brad Stuart and Brooks Orpik, so they could have the last 8 years of Cup winners represented.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 17:46 |
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Aphrodite posted:Rick Jeanneret has throat cancer too. He's going to miss the first half of the season. It would be pretty sweet if Buffalo sports icons could stop getting cancer goddamnit
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 18:13 |
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For some reason when I hear about that Giroux story, I'm reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUw4Qh9uFK8
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