I am a 25 year old former escort ama

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
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Trixie Hardcore posted:

Yours for example.

awesome

# ? Jul 8, 2014 03:33

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:14

Borneo Jimmy: Feb 27, 2007; by Smythe

Do you talk shop with other escorts, share tips of the trade with greenhorns or stuff like that?

# ? Jul 8, 2014 03:53

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Do you talk shop with other escorts, share tips of the trade with greenhorns or stuff like that?

The only thing they share is chlamydia

# ? Jul 8, 2014 03:55

sex excellence: Feb 19, 2011; Satisfaction Guranteed

I'm a pozzer.

Yeah, yeah, poz my neg hole and what not but for real; I am and it's my job. And I love it!

For those of you who don't know a pozzer is essentially paid to give hookers STD's (but much less powerful strains).

Did you know all hookers have a least 1 std? Did you know the average is around 3? Did you know that in most cases the hookers paid for them?

See, the idea is that I have all these STDs that I've collected throughout the years (I personally have curated a plethora of different diseases by many different kinds of people) and by pozzing you I'm giving you a much less terrible varity of STD than what you would get on the street. People like me only deal with high-quality, high-safety, low-visibilty stds.

You want herpes without the breakouts? I got it. You want gonorrhea without the sickly yellow discharge and only low amounts of burning? I'm your guy. Pubic lice? How many?

I'm your one stop STD shop.

Trixe can surely vouch for me as I'm sure she's been to quite a few pozzers in her time!

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:10

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Skeleton King posted:

I'm a pozzer.

Yeah, yeah, poz my neg hole and what not but for real; I am and it's my job. And I love it!

For those of you who don't know a pozzer is essentially paid to give hookers STD's (but much less powerful strains).

Did you know all hookers have a least 1 std? Did you know the average is around 3? Did you know that in most cases the hookers paid for them?

See, the idea is that I have all these STDs that I've collected throughout the years (I personally have curated a plethora of different diseases by many different kinds of people) and by pozzing you I'm giving you a much less terrible varity of STD than what you would get on the street. People like me only deal with high-quality, high-safety, low-visibilty stds.

You want herpes without the breakouts? I got it. You want gonorrhea without the sickly yellow discharge and only low amounts of burning? I'm your guy. Pubic lice? How many?

I'm your one stop STD shop.

Trixe can surely vouch for me as I'm sure she's been to quite a few pozzers in her time!

Oh that's a great idea, like a vaccine but for hookers

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:31

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

gonna go ahead and assume op died because her heart stopped

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:37

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

I rolled up to one of those economy type hotels, second call system, I'm up the stairs and the girl waves me, smooth ebony skin and a nice set of tits so I'm like hell yeah, good use of $160 for sure. Right up until the dress comes off and her god drat vagina resembles, not even kidding here, a loving day old phillipes french dipped roast beef sandwhich left on the street in front of a greyhound bus station. That got me pretty twisted btu powered through a quick ccg and finished dfa. Fastest exit ever lol

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:43

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

gently caress the ROW posted:

I rolled up to one of those economy type hotels, second call system, I'm up the stairs and the girl waves me, smooth ebony skin and a nice set of tits so I'm like hell yeah, good use of $160 for sure. Right up until the dress comes off and her god drat vagina resembles, not even kidding here, a loving day old phillipes french dipped roast beef sandwhich left on the street in front of a greyhound bus station. That got me pretty twisted btu powered through a quick ccg and finished dfa. Fastest exit ever lol

the landing strip near DTW has better puss than that

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:49

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

gently caress the ROW posted:

I rolled up to one of those economy type hotels, second call system, I'm up the stairs and the girl waves me, smooth ebony skin and a nice set of tits so I'm like hell yeah, good use of $160 for sure. Right up until the dress comes off and her god drat vagina resembles, not even kidding here, a loving day old phillipes french dipped roast beef sandwhich left on the street in front of a greyhound bus station. That got me pretty twisted btu powered through a quick ccg and finished dfa. Fastest exit ever lol

was it a manpussy

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:59

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Dean of Swing posted:

Why do I get the sense that most guys who hire escorts are stunted creeps?

Frostwerks posted:

im gay trixie what would be your game plan. and dont say shopping. ive seen the way you dress.

Are you a gay guy? Because that's the one demographic I don't know what to do with. I mean, I'd be game to sodomize you to your heart's content but I don't do convincing drag.

brick cow posted:

Nothey're not. this is Sa and all but your story is interesting to me.

Thanks.

Shoehead posted:

Hey Trixie, Deadop said that escorting messed up her ability to meet new partners because she was always wondering how much she could charge them. Ever have that problem?

Also you ever think about going back into singing?

No. I mean giving a "girlfriend experience" and being an actual girlfriend are so different. I took a few breaks from escorting & I dated during that time & I never saw the people I was dating as potential clients. I guess I probably would fall into escorting quirks out of force of habit but I always saw my escorting as a performance, I wasn't the same girl in character as out if that makes any sense. I have no idea if it means I'm more hosed in the head than OP because I can separate the two or less hosed in the head because I don't seen everything with a dick as a potential revenue source.

I wouldn't go back to singing. I love singing & I love performing but the pay to effort ratio really is poo poo. When I went into escorting I was working with an opera troupe and you spend so much time rehearsing, traveling & networking, the actual time spent performing is so small and opera is unfortunately a dying art. You've got a small clique of supporters that you are constantly pumping for money to put on the next season & personally I find pumping rich escort clients for money to be more rewarding. When I would work parties with my clients they would ask me to sing since it was listed as one of my talents & frequently my tips for that one night would be more than I was making in a single run of an opera. Also, "theatre" people are the worst.

milktwice posted:

if you are seeing this post you have been visited by dead OP.
If you do not post 'don't peg my lovely arse crack whore' you will be forever haunted by dead OP pegging you.

poo poo safe Pegging Ghost!

Al Borland posted:

How the hell is this thread still going? OP vanished like page 1.

I took over OP's duties after she died. Unfortunately I don't have any really poopy sodomy stories to share (and let's be honest neither did OP) but I'm doing the best I can. It is kind of a shame that most people who see the thread will just ask DeadOP questions about crack rock that I'm not qualified to answer. If OP weren't dead I would tell her to update the OP.

Szymanski posted:

Hey Trixie, Can you predict what people are into from their age? Do requests get weirder the older the client? TIA

Because of my niche the majority of my clients were 40+ and yes the older men were weirder & more specific in their requests but also usually more fun and into reciprocating pleasure than my younger clients. But no, I could never predict with any kind of accuracy what a guy was into. I actually have a good example I think. I had two very similar clients, one 45, one around 50ish, both successful, self-possessed, attractive, confident men, very in control in public, very daddy. Both married, one would see me once a month, the other every couple of months. Very polite, thoughtful of my time, generous with gifts. With both of them the "girlfriend" part of our time together felt about the same but the loving part of our time together felt very different. One would be intense & dominant in bed, manhandling me, could pick me up in a choke hold without ever hurting me, loved rough upside down oral, sodomy as foreplay, would hardly ever speak during sex if he wasn't giving commands. The other guy, really tame loving, always wanted me to wear thigh highs & talk poo poo to him during sex, sit on his face & call him names, tell him what I wanted, ride him for a long time, after about a year of "dating" worked up the nerve to ask me to piss on him after I came while he jacked off, which then became his "thing". If you had asked me when I had met them what they would be into neither of those scenarios would I have come up with.

Everyone's questions for NewOP have been somewhat nicer than they were for DeadOP, don't you think? Or maybe it's just that I was a huge bitch to DeadOP & it's making me think everyone was. I'll answer more questions tomorrow assuming I don't ~~die from a violent crack dealer gangbang~~ forget.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:00

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Xaris posted:

so i guess the OP is dead. taking bets on how she died? i'll buy you plat/archives if you're right

I'm going to buck the trend and say she's actually alive, shivering naked in a dumpster, with nothing but a dead raccoon keeping her warm.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:27

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

is this the thread to ask questions about my 25 year old ford escourt?

what the gently caress is up with the smell. you know the one im talking about

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:28

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Noblesse Obliged posted:

is this the thread to ask questions about my 25 year old ford escourt?

what the gently caress is up with the smell. you know the one im talking about

It's damp. Get your door seals looked at.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:36

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQjC5zVnt8

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:40

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Where did the whore go

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:43

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Trixie Hardcore posted:

bullshit rich guy bacchanal.

Can you tell us more about the guys who were into this kind of thing? What's the reason they're into it, besides being a stunted creep?

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:44

Kombotron: Aug 11, 2011

Don Tacorleone posted:

But I gave them MONEY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fsMvZzV9hM&feature=kp

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:22

Morally Inept: Mar 5, 2012; by XyloJW

Nation posted:

Where did the whore go

You forgot slut.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 09:15

onedayholiday: Dec 6, 2013; Grimey Drawer

How prevelant are STDs in the escort industry? Do guys ever preface a transaction with their list of sex based ailments? Have you ever turned a client down because of lumps on his dick? Do escorts trade old STD war stories like "I got the herp back on the hot summer of '04 and now my vagina feels like the inside of a dog's ear"?

"bullshit rich guy bacchanal." also want to hear more about this.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 10:21

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Nation posted:

Where did the whore go

Wherever whores go.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 10:32

Angry Walrus: Aug 31, 2013; Quinn it
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Win it.

fyodor posted:

Wherever whores go.

hell, with the rest of the sodomites

# ? Jul 8, 2014 10:39

Saga: Aug 17, 2009

Shithouse Dave posted:

It's damp. Get your whore seals looked at.

Fixed that for you.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 10:50

Hesh Ballantine: Feb 13, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Everyone's questions for NewOP have been somewhat nicer than they were for DeadOP, don't you think? Or maybe it's just that I was a huge bitch to DeadOP & it's making me think everyone was. I'll answer more questions tomorrow assuming I don't ~~die from a violent crack dealer gangbang~~ forget.

because deadOP's responses were all bullshit "lol im so coy" and all hosed up with grammar and caps in a non-ironic way

please don't miss my question from last page I really need this OP

# ? Jul 8, 2014 14:05

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Ramsus posted:

Has anyone here watched the documentary Sex for Sale: American Escort on netflix? They come to the conclusion that if you're a high end escort it's okay, but the majority of them have a horrible life.

When I first got into escorting I watched a bunch of docs on it because I thought it would prepare me for the job but instead it just scared the poo poo out of me & I spent my first year waiting to get murdered by a transient or accidentally start doing heroin. Now I actively avoid them because the difference between high end escort work & most prostitution is so vast & it's very depressing to think about which is probably why a lot of former escorts who are pro-sex work are advocates for sex worker's rights. I kinda feel like an rear end in a top hat for getting out so lucky. I mean, not that there wasn't a lot of awful poo poo to my job but nothing like most sex workers endure.

Box of Trial posted:

trixie do you have a heart of gold?

No but I give good fake heart of gold.

pfs Write posted:

i was once offered $600 on a gay dating site by an older man. he mentioned something about not even really having to do sex. how much murder did i avoid by not responding?

There is no way for me to answer this without more detail. While I don't suggest anyone do freelance work you should have at least responded asking him what he was down for so I could properly grade this from a scale of cuddling for $600 to dismembered in a freezer for $600.

I was just on a quick break from ~~my pimp's semi-annual crack smoking contest~~ work, I'll answer more tonight.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 20:50

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:14

pfs Write: Jun 29, 2014; get/save/remove

no worries. i wouldn't have done it either way. just after seeing some of the prices mentioned here, it seemed high and a lure in for something worse. i did feel kinda bad for him that he had to resort to that and not even have that work

edit: not to mention another guy completely across the country blindly offering to pay for everything to live with him

pfs Write fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jul 8, 2014

# ? Jul 8, 2014 21:12

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