If you were a given one spell which would it be? no ultima

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Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

is there a spell for learning more spells?

Otherwise yeah either at will teleportation of myself/others/objects/etc or at will shape shifting of the same. Then you can make your dick bigger or a lady's titties bigger as you guys feel like it at the time, would be pretty cool I think. Or use it to give yourself surgeries or whatever too would be good.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 07:12

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:28

pwnyXpress: Mar 28, 2007

lightning bolt

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:05

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

rol time

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:07

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

To cont

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:08

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

That one that lets me pull infinite coins from medieval iceland out of a dead friend's scrotum as long as I wear the skin from below his waist as tights

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:10

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

enemy skill so I can learn from my posting enemies

Witty Retort

Shitpost bomb

Ninja Goatse

d&d spergout

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:12

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

Summon Boner VI

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:31

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

prestidigitation so i could have the ultimate in Stranger masturbation technique

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:32

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

has anyone said Have Sex yet because I gotta do something about this +4 boner

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:35

MaximusCraptaculous: Apr 20, 2008; If you mess this up, so help me GOD I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!
WITH MY BARE HANDS GOD DAMN YOU!!

Conjure klurf

for sexy time :a2m:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:43

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

transmute to gold.

I'd turn things to gold and then sell it for money so I wouldn't have to do jack poo poo.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:57

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Al Borland posted:

transmute to gold.

I'd turn things to gold and then sell it for money so I wouldn't have to do jack poo poo.

This is a good choice.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:58

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:04

insaneway: Feb 10, 2014; I think when there's enough will and aggression, there's no shortage of talent either.
-Jurgen Klinsmann-

Stop time. I could get so much poo poo done and still have time to post.

Or rather I could get so much posting done and still have time for other poo poo

# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:06

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

i don't need spells in this age of computers

# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:34

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

a spell that allows me to effortlessly control the mind of any sentient being would be p cool.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:37

Crimson Harvest: Jul 14, 2004; I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

a spell that lets me get stuff done while i'm sleeping or gaming

# ? Jul 2, 2014 16:59

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

power word, fart

# ? Jul 2, 2014 18:11

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Al Borland posted:

transmute to gold.

I'd turn things to gold and then sell it for money so I wouldn't have to do jack poo poo.

gold to iron to gently caress with this guy

# ? Jul 2, 2014 18:35

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

"Heal" so I could make the world a happy place

# ? Jul 2, 2014 18:36

SPACE HOMOS: Jan 12, 2005

holy bolt so you can shoot it at people and make them scared but really be healing them for a tiny amount.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 18:37

warderenator: Nov 16, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Teleportation/Travelling so I could go anywhere, anytime.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 18:40

ieatmidget: Jan 9, 2006; So I kicked him in the head until he was dead! Nyahahaha

Cure disease. Then I can go raw dawg every time.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 18:46

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Ignite Beard, I could set all the nerds and islams on fire

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:11

MY BF LESLIE SAID: Jun 9, 2006; by Lowtax

Polymorph

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:13

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

just one?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:20

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

OMFG FURRY posted:

gold to iron to gently caress with this guy

Actually we could conspire together and turn most of the world's gold to iron and drive the price up.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:28

Hieronymous Alloy: Jan 30, 2009; Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!; Morbid Hound

Amazed nobody's said "level 3 eroticism" yet.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:31

MY BF LESLIE SAID: Jun 9, 2006; by Lowtax

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Amazed nobody's said "level 3 eroticism" yet.

i said polymorph

# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:32

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

i said polymorph

Save or be turned into a weeaboo.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 22:18

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

Save or be turned into a weeaboo.

looks like you failed your "make good post" save

# ? Jul 2, 2014 22:55

Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

Tenders floating disc so I could drive along the highway slashing tires.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:00

Cender: Sep 24, 2004

Glitterdust.

Glitter loving everywhere.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:03

celeron 300a: Jan 23, 2005; by exmarx; Yam Slacker

Kal Vas Xen An Flam

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:13

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

Wish

# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:24

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Tenser's Floating Disc

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:19

100 HOGS AGREE: Oct 13, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Flavahbeast posted:

Wish

where the gently caress you wish assholes gonna get the xp to cast those spells? fuckers provably couldn't squeeze out a full level between the lot of you.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 02:34