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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

I'm not gay


Viggo goes pretty hard and poo poo. Better than The Departed but not nearly as much fame. The Departed was pretty good too.

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JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


I think so too.

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.


never seen it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


the worst thing about the movie was the nude Viggo fight scene

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


yeah that was a pretty good movie

Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000



uh no sorry OP, this is a good movie



http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bone-Alone-...d/dp/B00DS774NI

JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


etalian posted:

the worst thing about the movie was the nude Viggo fight scene

That was the best part.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

never seen it

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

I'm not gay


etalian posted:

the worst thing about the movie was the nude Viggo fight scene

In this instance your a dumbass

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.



does that dog get boned

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.


those two masked dudes are going to gently caress that dog

JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

does that dog get boned

Yes but alone, a big part of the movie is them trying to find out who bones him but in the end the twist is he boned himself because he was alone.

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.


JebanyPedal posted:

Yes but alone, a big part of the movie is them trying to find out who bones him but in the end the twist is he boned himself because he was alone.

one click purchase time

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

I'm not gay



The goon Christmas except bone Alone means jerking off to anime and while avoiding family.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

etalian posted:

the worst thing about the movie was the nude Viggo fight scene

yeah sorry but.....



you're WRONG

Whiney Dancer
Sep 15, 2007
Definitely whiney something...

Did anyone else try to put out a cigarette on their tongue after they saw it?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007


Whiney Dancer posted:

Did anyone else try to put out a cigarette on their tongue after they saw it?

i do this all the time because i am very poor and like to have some cigaroches to spark up in times of need.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm

i agree, op

history of violence is another pro viggo picture

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


David Cronenberg is probably the best director working today. Eastern Promises and A History of Violence are good but my favorite remains The Fly.












sigh what a perfect date movie

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


LifeSizePotato posted:

i agree, op

history of violence is another pro viggo picture

Also Cronenberg.

Why has Cronenberg not been mentioned in this thread yet??? He's most of the reason Eastern and History are great movies. You guys are philistines.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010
i hated your big dumb ugly macklemore av so i changed it

well cya

Cronenberg is basically the greatest.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm

i actually didn't know cronenberg did those movies but it looks like i'll have some stuff to add to netflix now

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

A misanthrope posted:

David Cronenberg is probably the best director working today. Eastern Promises and A History of Violence are good but my favorite remains The Fly.

sigh what a perfect date movie

I like Cronenberg too but I didn't care for History of Violence. Maybe i'll give it another shot but I remember it just kinda being meh. It's been almost a decade tho so maybe I'll like it now

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007


I was thoroughly disappointed with AHoV too. Like good performances, competently acted, well made... meh

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

I'm not gay


Frostwerks posted:

I was thoroughly disappointed with AHoV too. Like good performances, competently acted, well made... meh

Most memorable for me was his wife in the cheerleader outfit, pretty hot sex scene.

Tripalium
Mar 20, 2009

coin coin connard


now I want to rewatch Dead Ringers

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


FreudianSlippers posted:

Cronenberg is basically the greatest.

he's basically making pretty normal movies now.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

TY for no bm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0_fRZi2lbU

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
cigarette smoke & failure

too bad, The Brood is so loving great.

Cronenberg chat

Nog
May 15, 2006



for real, i know the dude who was the baby at the beginning of the fly II

he didn't grow up to look like jeff goldblum though. i know the fly baby ama

Network Pesci
Aug 30, 2012


Whiney Dancer posted:

Did anyone else try to put out a cigarette on their tongue after they saw it?

I tried to fight three dudes with knives while naked in a bathhouse once, does that count?

(by "knives" I may well mean "penises" and by "fight" I might mean something else, long story short, Eastern Promises is a good if not great movie and you should watch it if you like dumbass horror movie teen protagonists and Viggo slaying dudes with his junk schlinging around)

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


viggo cock nuff said

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Soft Hil- nope, not doing this rhyme.

~SMcD

The best part of the movie was getting to see Viggos donger.

WHAT A GOOD DOG
Dec 20, 2012

THAT'S A GOOD DOG


aragorn is really eager to show his cock sometimes

he also rapes a girl (i think) in ahov and eastern promises. this isnt game of thrones, the king isnt supposed to just go around raping girls

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007


WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

aragorn is really eager to show his cock sometimes

he also rapes a girl (i think) in ahov and eastern promises. this isnt game of thrones, the king isnt supposed to just go around raping girls

its good to be the king

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


etalian posted:

he's basically making pretty normal movies now.

yeah


i miss his body horror stuff








also, another reason cronenberg is (was) the greatest: he made a movie about people who get off on car crashes (it was the film called "crash" that wasn't about racism).


Also, also: i see this gif all over the internet, but i don't think kids these days know it's from a cronenberg movie called "scanners"







Also, also, also: I changed my mind. my favorite cronenberg movie is "the dead zone"

"The ICE is GONNA BREAK"








drat, i almost want to make this a new thread -- what's your favorite cronenberg movie that makes you puke

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003

All right, all right, spare me your life's story.


vyst posted:

The best part of the movie was getting to see Viggos donger.

i agree

other great scenes in cinematic history:

kevin bacon's shower scene near the end of wild things
the scene in the morning early on at michael fassbender's apartment in shame

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

you can not mix race and race, that is why your baby die inside of you

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

also they were planning a sequel but it fell through

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baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

i have to make a triple post in order to say that A Dangerous Method Is poo poo

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