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What job is this lady even applying for? Everything she lists as skills, she's bad at. Even clerical work seems like a bad fit. Kids, it's called work, and not happy fun time. |
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Siluvayne posted:oh guys...those are bad. welcome to my life. 
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Jul 3, 2014 16:49
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Funnypost Collabo posted:She also used the word "goddamn" in a resume. That's not a résumé, it's a printout of a geocities page. |
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Jul 3, 2014 16:55
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LaTex Fetish posted:it's because they don't have 8 years of experience, but like 3 months of experience that they repeated for 8 years This dude is wise. |
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Jul 3, 2014 17:13
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Raip posted:there isn't a built in math function that returns the largest number of a set? It's Java, so surely there's a library somewhere that does this and 56,000 other things, you just need to find the right library and thumb through the documentation until you find the right method. I hate Java programming for exactly this reason because code: |
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Jul 3, 2014 17:43
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Gross Dude posted:We tell them they can't use certain methods. Like we also ask for the length of a string but you can't use .size () Gross dude I want to take your interview test, you should start a new thread tho. PS: Don't make me do it in Java, I haven't touched Java for like 10+ years (except for my Android app which sucks) |
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Jul 3, 2014 17:45
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cruft posted:Gross dude I want to take your interview test, you should start a new thread tho. Do it and then I'll make one for my interview. |
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LaTex Fetish posted:i know how to do fizzbuzz in at least 50 languages. I'm ready Doing fizzbuzz is seriously one of our questions, and only like ⅙ of candidates even know where to start. It's really eye-opening. We even let you use any language you want. |
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Jul 3, 2014 17:48
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Gross Dude posted:I can post it later, I can only access the forums through my phone and putting up all that would be annoying. I'll post it when I get home. Okay, I'll do ours then. |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647773 |
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Jul 3, 2014 18:02
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Funnypost Collabo posted:THis guy has a section on his resume about how he likes "the internet in general" and just moved "to be closer to my grandma". Pertinent job-seeking factoids. Same guy? |
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