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Drad_Bert posted:I have cold drinks and I cannot lie you magnificent bastard
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psyopmonkey posted:Chav Slag Snags 24 Snookers... doesnt seem bad but all i know about britain is from the misfits
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Frostwerks posted:doesnt seem bad but all i know about britain is from the misfits Glenn Danzig is from New Jersey, idiot.
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Jul 4, 2014 07:22
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deadking posted:Glenn Danzig is from New Jersey, idiot. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY I SUCKED BRIT DICK TODAY
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Jul 4, 2014 07:23
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reality is no one wants to suck on an uncut minipecker for more than 5 secs
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Kombotron posted:reality is no one wants to suck on an uncut minipecker for more than 5 secs i watched the italian porn of snow white and the seven dwarves and the actress in that loved the midget dick she got you are wrong
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deadking posted:Glenn Danzig is from New Jersey, idiot. idgi
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Neurosis posted:i watched the italian porn of snow white and the seven dwarves and the actress in that loved the midget dick she got you are wrong she got paid for it tho. real money not liquor.
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Jul 4, 2014 07:44
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I can't believe I watched that video. So many of these chavs shaved their pubeys.
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Yivgev posted:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY
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a hole-y ghost posted:if there was a terrorrist with the code to all the bombs in the world if he asked you to suck his dick... just think... youde have to do it... I wouldn't do it but I would flip him off and ask him to suck MY dick 
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Neurosis posted:i watched the italian porn of snow white and the seven dwarves and the actress in that loved the midget dick she got you are wrong they're not dwarves they're half-foots, like dildo
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MeaningOfLife posted:I can't believe I watched that video. So many of these chavs shaved their pubeys. thats because the razor blades are in short supply in airstrip one
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Rambling Robot posted:I wonder how The Daily Mail is going to cover this. While masturbating furiously and being angry at their own ejaculate.
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Jul 4, 2014 09:26
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^Holy gently caress it's on the front of the Sun today thats pretty funny. See this is why I told my mates we have to get get a cheap week in Magaluf just to get hammered by the pool and gently caress some nasty cunts in poo poo nightclubs at night. Aren't drinks like a quid in Magaluf? Also I love the Sun home of page 3 tits trying to be all moral highground but put this poor girl on the front page for something she done while (probably) on a two bender and full of powder.
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Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:^Holy gently caress it's on the front of the Sun today thats pretty funny. I posted about her getting publicly shamed... I would like to retract that. I feel bad for her now.
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psyopmonkey posted:I posted about her getting publicly shamed... it's a lovely tabloid, who cares?
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On behalf of my fellow Brits I would like to formally apologize to the SA forums by offering to suck half-assedly 24 of your dicks for free. We are not whores.
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Just read that 4chan are trying to find out who her dad is, so they can send the video to him. What an angry bunch of virgin cunts honestly gently caress 'em....
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Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:Just read that 4chan are trying to find out who her dad is, so they can send the video to him. I'm her dad, send it to me
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Jul 4, 2014 11:05
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Tim Raines IRL posted:girl i went to college with sucked like six dicks in a row at a bar known for 25 cent drafts, but she actually sucked them as opposed to sucking them for like a half second each, so i think it's skeevier. one time i sucked six in a row one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row one time i got my kicks with joe and five of his friends and sucked their dicks in a row
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Jose Mengelez posted:one time i sucked six in a row https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmHp_D0wNGY
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Weak pun, I expected more (less?) from The Sun. This story was competing for headline billing with that structure collapsing in Brazil on BBC radio stations this morning. Apparently the local mayor is very upset that such a thing could happen in his town that has a massive tourism industry centred around debauched behaviour. 
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Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:Just read that 4chan are trying to find out who her dad is, so they can send the video to him. 4chan posters just jealous cuz they wish they were the girl sucking all the dicks
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Jul 4, 2014 11:10
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girls going to end up killing herself or something stupid and then the tabloids will be like "internet bullies killed this girl"
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she got a bad deal. on my loyalty card you only have to suck five dicks for a free latte.
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:she got a bad deal. on my loyalty card you only have to suck five dicks for a free latte. You inspire me to start a pyramid scheme of dick sucking.
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Pretty tame for Magaluf, I wuld have thought. A friend and I went to Crete last year and went out in Malia one night (we were staying near it, not in it thank God) with a fun Malia Bingo sheet:  Completed it in about 45 minutes, went home, threw up and stayed in bed all the next day because I was so depressed at what I had seen. All of these places attract absolute human detritus, much like the Jersey Shore I'd imagine.
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Quickscope420dad posted:You inspire me to start a pyramid scheme of dick sucking. I'll look forward to your Dongzi scheme
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This will become a romcom. guy finds out that his girlfriend who he recently got engaged to once sucked 24 dicks for booze. guy confronts her, she suggests he eats out 24 girls to get even before their wedding. potential hijinks: -one of the girls he eats out is the wife of one of the 24 guys, also he's into cuck -girlfriend's mum offers herself up -girlfriend's dad offers himself up I'm writing a script, hit me up by PM to talk writers contract thanks.
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Pretty tame for Magaluf, I wuld have thought. it looks like you are a gay nerd tbh
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lorn Wayne posted:This will become a romcom. Turns out they live in India and the guy and his family honor kill her.
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Butthead posted:Turns out they live in India and the guy and his family honor kill her. dude that could happen in like 20 countries
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Trixie Hardcore posted:To be fair the food they served her was better than British food spotted dick am i rite 
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Robo Reagan posted:dude that could happen in like 20 countries And if only they lived in England, they'd get a free bottle of alcohol for it. Crazy how exchange rates work.
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If she were American we'd give her a TV show or something
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Alan Smithee posted:If she were American we'd give her a TV show or something I thought that's how Jersey Shore came about.
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