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Cucking Mama posted:it looks like you are a gay nerd tbh Nerds don't go on holiday because it involves leaving the house. Try again.
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/magaluf-video-geordie-shore-star-3804869 There's a British version of the Jersey Shore called Geordie Shore with its own version of "the situation:" a guy named "Jay" He was there and it's in the news apparently.  British media is terrible
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Jul 4, 2014 13:43
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Nerds don't go on holiday because it involves leaving the house. Try again. you're mistaken. earlier in this thread you posted that while on vacation you and a friend were uncomfortable with the way other revellers were spending the time of the year they aren't working so you devised a game about judging them and went to bed one hour later instead of enjoying yourself
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Jul 4, 2014 13:43
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if you've ever been to magaluf this is p.much the norm. who cares.
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Cucking Mama posted:you're mistaken. earlier in this thread you posted that while on vacation you and a friend were uncomfortable with the way other revellers were spending the time of the year they aren't working so you devised a game about judging them and went to bed one hour later instead of enjoying yourself That's not gay though. He's just a massive virgin nerd. Whilst his peers were fingering sluts and drinking vodka through their eyeballs him and his friend were probably playing Minecraft in their hotel room
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Jul 4, 2014 13:48
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i do all my dick sucking at home, where i can make my own drinks. curl up with a favorite book.
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my magaluf story - my loving dumb straight buddies spent like £200 on strippers each and then tried to meet up with them afterwards. as you can guess they didn't get laid lol
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Brainwrong posted:That's not gay though. She's just a massive virgin nerd. Whilst his peers were fingering sluts and drinking vodka through their eyeballs him and his friend were probably playing Minecraft in their hotel room Fixed that for you. I must just be butthurt that so many dudes had larger diamonds and more precisely sculpted brows than myself and my (also female) friend.
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BKPR posted:i do all my dick sucking at home, where i can make my own drinks. curl up with a favorite book. your mother's basement has enough room for 24 dudes with dicks to suck? i'm jealous.
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Jul 4, 2014 13:59
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Fixed that for you. I must just be butthurt that so many dudes had larger diamonds and more precisely sculpted brows than myself and my (also female) friend. my mistake. I'm going to tuscany this year and you can come if you'd like
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Jul 4, 2014 14:06
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Remember the story about the waitress who won the Toy Yoda? I bet she feels real good about herself right now
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Alan Smithee posted:Remember the story about the waitress who won the Toy Yoda? I bet she feels real good about herself right now I wonder if she'd give me the toy yoda if i sucked her dick 24 times
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Jul 4, 2014 14:11
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Alan Smithee posted:Remember the story about the waitress who won the Toy Yoda? I bet she feels real good about herself right now Why not just tell the story instead of doing this sly inside joke crap. Also I'd probably suck the number of dicks proportional to the price of the drink OP. A very thrifty endeavor here
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Jul 4, 2014 14:26
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Why, we stoic and chaste Americans would never commit such lewd acts. Bacchus has taken over at last and we are the final citadel of purity.
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The Walking Dad posted:Why, we stoic and chaste Americans would never commit such lewd acts. Bacchus has taken over at last and we are the final citadel of purity. *stops slurping on 24 dicks* sorry what did you say i couldn't hear you over all these tasty dicks
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The Walking Dad posted:Why, we stoic and chaste Americans would never commit such lewd acts. Bacchus has taken over at last and we are the final citadel of purity. For now. Only by keeping offering baby foreskins to St. Kellogg will it remain so.
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i feel like american media has made us think british are sophisticated when in reality most brits are the absolute definition of a teeming underclass
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Fandyien posted:i feel like american media has made us think british are sophisticated when in reality most brits are the absolute definition of a teeming underclass As a British person I simultaneously agree with you but also question the hypocrisy in a goon deriding anyone else as underclass?
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Fixed that for you. I must just be butthurt that so many dudes had larger diamonds and more precisely sculpted brows than myself and my (also female) friend. Your bingo card is still lame as gently caress maybe you shoulda had a good time instead of being lame. Or not go somewhere so shitte if you weren't going just because it was cheap and you wanted to be a beast for a week...
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Fandyien posted:i feel like american media has made us think british are sophisticated when in reality most brits are the absolute definition of a teeming underclass they're all degenerate in one form or another, even the most highborn brit has an air of wanness about them
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Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:Your bingo card is still lame as gently caress maybe you shoulda had a good time instead of being lame. We did have a good time for the rest of the week- we didn't stay in the shithole that is Malia. You should go, it'll probably increase your chances of getting laid from 0.000001% to 0.000002%.
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:We did have a good time for the rest of the week- we didn't stay in the shithole that is Malia. You should go, it'll probably increase your chances of getting laid from 0.000001% to 0.000002%. It at least increases your chances of getting to suck 24 dicks, which, let's be honest, is the main goal of using the internet.
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Quickscope420dad posted:As a British person I simultaneously agree with you but also question the hypocrisy in a goon deriding anyone else as underclass? well yeah but goons are underclass due to shortcomings whereas ya'll just didn't get born into a retard incest german family
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Jul 4, 2014 15:09
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I think most places are majority drunken underclass at this point
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Phoon posted:I think most places are majority drunken underclass at this point Yeah let's go back to the good old days where you'd have to suck 24 dicks just to get fed.
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:We did have a good time for the rest of the week- we didn't stay in the shithole that is Malia. You should go, it'll probably increase your chances of getting laid from 0.000001% to 0.000002%. Sick burn mate. Bingo card is still loving lame...
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Props to the last guy in line for his patience and understanding.
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facebook jihad posted:Why not just tell the story instead of doing this sly inside joke crap. 
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“She approached me and you either say f*** off or, well, you know, she came up to me and said ‘Do you want to be number 25’ and that's when I put my middle finger up at her.” goons: would you be number 25?
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Jul 4, 2014 15:24
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what's a girl got to do to get a drink around here?
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oxsnard posted:what's a girl got to do to get a drink around here? Nothing. The vast majority of bars in places like that give women free drinks just for walking through the door. This bright young thing thought she was sucking dick in order to get a holiday. She got a cocktail called 'Holiday'. Owned.
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all the patrons are goin wild as blindfolded waitress gets pushed into a fjord and cant swim, "fool me once shame on you fool twGLUB GLUB GLUB" rip a dumb bitch who got pwned to death
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hemale in pain posted:if you've ever been to magaluf this is p.much the norm. who cares.
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oxsnard posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/magaluf-video-geordie-shore-star-3804869
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oxsnard posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/magaluf-video-geordie-shore-star-3804869 Geordie Shore is vastly superior to the Jersey Shore.
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oxsnard posted:what's a girl got to do to get a drink around here? Just move to the Bay Area, you'll never have to pay for drink.
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Nothing. The vast majority of bars in places like that give women free drinks just for walking through the door. This bright young thing thought she was sucking dick in order to get a holiday. She got a cocktail called 'Holiday'. Owned. Wait she was already there on a vacation why the hell would you work on one vacation trying to get anither one
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Cream_Filling posted:Wait she was already there on a vacation why the hell would you work on one vacation trying to get anither one Girl was licking dick in a lovely club while the DJ counted them. I doubt she think's things all the way through.
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