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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What if Thunder and Lightning were Gods?
The origins of myth
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Nov 29, 2003
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gently caress your god

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redshirt posted:

At least my God can literally strike you down.

Big deal, so can heart disease. Do you worship heart disease? That's hosed up bro.

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redshirt posted:



Look at the titties on this slam whale!


We've found these little figurines all over Europe and even into Central Asia.

They date from like 20000 years ago.

Ask yourself: Were dudes into slam whales in 20000BCE?

Ask yourself: if a dude has a choice of maybe three viable females in his life does he still like vagina

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A misanthrope posted:

i know, right??

no i act like this because my parents did a lot of acid






ancient man ate psychedelics he found in the wild. bet that's where religion really comes from
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