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Effsix
Aug 5, 2011

Keep it moving, chicken people! These knockoff purses ain't gonna make themselves!
Dark City is fine by me, whaddya want? It's a noir sci fi 25 cents comic book story with a twilighty zone thing going on with some jazz and The Dude and Sutherland and moving buildings squashing people.
BTW a lot of people look good on screen but I can confirm that Rufus Sewell is bastardly handsome in real life, I saw him once in London and just gurned at him as he walked by (a little more hurriedly).

...of SCIENCE! posted:

I still can't believe that the dude who made The Crow and I, Robot actually made a legit good movie at one point

The Crow and I sounds wicked

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Effsix
Aug 5, 2011

Keep it moving, chicken people! These knockoff purses ain't gonna make themselves!

origami posted:

William Hurt is a cool dude but not the dude

Ah poo poo. All this time I though he was he. I have failed


SHUT IT DOWN, FOREVER

Arian_Samurai posted:

I think Equilibrium was the last movie of that type.

That movie was really badass but really stupid at the same time.

The easter egg on the dvd was pretty easy to find and worthwhile, the menu says "are you READY to enter the UNDERGROUND?" and if you go "huh, no!" instead of being the rebel you know you are you are taken to a 7 minute version of the film that is just the fight scenes.

butplug accident posted:

watch dogville and the idiots imo

I saw some of dogville at the cinema when I worked there, I thought it was hella dumb. I am the only one of my friends that has seen it that thinks so but if you're gonna make a door creaking sound while miming opening a door on a giant cluedo board and it's not supposed to be funny then what's the point.
A friend of mine made me watch the idiots and I was pleased to find out how much I enjoy stupid poo poo. Then they had the Spazfuck.

Effsix
Aug 5, 2011

Keep it moving, chicken people! These knockoff purses ain't gonna make themselves!

Design Spots posted:

As someone who had to sit through the english patient in a failing relationship, i hate that movie.

The worst movie I ever watched though was the one where the bullets curved.

I wait for movies now on ppv or whatnot, plus most movies theses days are part 2 this, and re imagined old movies.

Too tell you the truth though, I went to a screening of sabrina in an old cinema a few weeks back.

you use the colors in your head to make it not a black and white movie

When I saw The Flintsones Movie I declared to the sky that this was the worst film ever. Since then it has been shuffled away from the top spot by other rage inducingly poo poo life-sappers.

The Flintsones Movie > The War Of The Worlds > Wanted > Hitman > Transformers

I can't put Terminator Salvation in there because I don't know what happened in most of it, it was so poo poo I only saw 5-10 minutes of it before I started sweating with rage and had to put on Terminator 2 to calm me down.

Effsix
Aug 5, 2011

Keep it moving, chicken people! These knockoff purses ain't gonna make themselves!

a bone to pick posted:

See, I don't get how on the same page you guys go from making fun of movie snobs to becoming them.

Movie snob? Like, loving some films and hating others with a passion for various reasons? Ok then.

You think you know love, then one day the limits of how much you thought you could love are exceeded and it's more than you could imagine and it it overwhelming, it consumes you. It's goes the same with hate.

I gave Terminator Salvation a chance because I love Terminator 2 hugely and T3 was a bit of a let down. Not rage inducing, just meh. I reasoned that Salvation simply couldn't be as bad because T3 was slated all over the place and they'd be sure to not fluff it this time. I sat down really wanting to give it a chance, I wanted to like it, but from the start it was a Michael Bay wet dream with every shot being less than 3 seconds long for the low attention spanners out there, dialogue filled to the brim with hot liquid cheese and a cgi fight scene in which I wished both combabtants would die. Maybe it bothered me because I loved 1 + 2 so much, maybe if I hadn't seen Transformers (the most terrible thing ever) I would have been more tolerant to modern clones of it, maybe if I was a ten year old boy with no discerning taste I might have been kinder to it.

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