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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Can we at least agree about Jennifer Connelly being a dream waifu?

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

A misanthrope posted:

so what kinda movies do u haters like?

admit it, dark city was better than 98% of the stupid poo poo out there and we need to be thankful for every good movie we get

it's good because it has a automat

also neo-noir rules

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Dark City was great until the bad guys showed up. They were awful.

classic example of cool atmosphere being overpowered by the cheesy premise and even more by the final DBZ fight at the end.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Trees and Squids posted:

In 2014, an experiment to counteract global warming causes an ice age that kills nearly all life on Earth. The only survivors are the inhabitants of the Snowpiercer, a massive train, powered by a perpetual-motion engine, that travels on a globe-spanning track.

spartacus on a train except with no memorable tits like the TV series.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

...of SCIENCE! posted:

I haven't even seen Snowpiercer and I already love it just for the sheer amount of spergy outrage it has generated from people who still haven't figured out that movies are not in fact real life

n 2014, an experiment to counteract global warming causes an ice age that kills nearly all life on Earth. The only survivors are the inhabitants of the Snowpiercer, a massive train, powered by a perpetual-motion engine, that travels on a globe-spanning track. A class system is installed, with the elites inhabiting the front of the train and poor inhabiting the tail.
In 2031, the tail inhabitants prepare for the latest in a series of rebellions. Guards arrive periodically to deliver protein blocks for food, and take some of the children. During the guards’ next visit, Curtis leads the tail inhabitants in revolt, forcing their way through several train cars to the prison section. There, they release prisoner Namgoong Minsu, the man who built the doors dividing each car, and his daughter Yona. They offer him Kronol, an addictive drug, as payment for unlocking the remaining doors.
One of the cars is filled with armed men. Under the orders of Minister Mason, the men battle Curtis' forces; Curtis' sides prevails, and he captures Mason, but he is forced to sacrifice his second-in-command, Edgar, to do so. Mason agrees to lead the group through the high-class cars in exchange for her life. In the school car, the teacher and a henchman draw machine guns, slaughtering many of Curtis' followers, and executing his mentor Gilliam; Curtis kills Mason for revenge.

Curtis, his few remaining followers, and Namgoong and Yona continue through the train, discovering the extravagance in which the elites have been living while the poor wallowed in squalor. One of Mason's henchmen, Franco the Elder, kills the rest of Curtis' followers before the henchman is himself seemingly killed. Curtis resolves to complete his mission, accompanied by Namgoong and Yona. The trio moves through the remaining cars where the elite indulge in food, partying and Kronol; Namgoong steals much of this Kronol from the inebriated revellers. As they arrive at the Engine door, Namgoong suggests they use the collected Kronol, made from explosive chemical waste, to blow open the side of the train, and escape into the outside; Namgoong explains that every year, the train has passed a crashed plane buried in snow, which has become less buried with each passing year, suggesting that Earth is warming, and that survival outside is now possible.
Curtis explains why he must confront Wilford, creator of the train and its hierarchy. When the tail dwellers first boarded the train, they were deprived of food, water, or supplies, in crowded conditions, forcing them to turn to cannibalism. Before the introduction of the protein blocks, Curtis had kidnapped an infant Edgar to eat him, and killed his mother, before Gilliam cut his own arm off and offered it in Edgar's place. Namgoong resolves to use the explosive, but the engine door opens and Namgoong is shot and wounded by Wilford's assistant Claude, who forces Curtis inside. Wilford explains that the revolution was orchestrated between himself and Gilliam as a means of population control, necessary to maintaining balance aboard the train for supplies, but Curtis was too successful and Wilford's own losses too great, so he executed Gilliam as punishment. The aging Wilford says that he wants Curtis to replace him as the train's overseer, while in the tail, Wilford's henchmen execute all but 18% of inhabitants.

Meanwhile, Yona and the recovered Namgoong fight off the irate partiers and Mason's returned henchman. Yona knocks Claude unconscious, gets inside the engine room and pulls up the floor to reveal that Wilford is using the tail children as slave labor, to replace the train's failing components. Outraged, Curtis sacrifices his arm to block the train gears, freeing one of the children, Timmy. Yona recovers the explosive from Claude and ignites it, before retreating into the engine with Namgoong. The damaged engine door fails to close, and Namgoong and Curtis sacrifice themselves to shield Yona and Timmy from the resulting explosive fire. The explosion sound wave causes an avalanche in the surrounding mountains that strikes and derails the train, destroying many of the cars and possibly killing everyone inside of them. In the aftermath, Yona and Timmy step outside into the snow. In the distance Yona spots a polar bear, revealing that life exists outside the train.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Arian_Samurai posted:

It's no Gattaca!

A movie about a guy with multiple physical problems trying to subvert the system and be put in a high risk situation that will probably lead to the death of the spaceship crew.


Tuxedo Catfish posted:

actually on further consideration the Crow isn't a good movie, it's just so egregiously awful that it has genuine entertainment value as such

Michael Wincott's performance is good though

(CAW CAW BANG gently caress I'M DEAD)


It has has Sully from Commando and yes his character gets killed in The Crow

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

toggle posted:

why is there no jennifer connelly images in this thread?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Trees and Squids posted:

jesus christ i followed this advice. that was horrifying, gently caress

what does the fox say?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dark City has neat premise and visuals.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

JebanyPedal posted:

Yeah, the action in Dark City can be beat, and that ending sequence was never fully to my taste (mostly because it took an already somewhat kitschy move and made it full blown tacky), but the setting and atmosphere, along with the noir vibe, gives it a really unique and fun feel for most of the film, it's also a pretty film with some great sets.

It was basically the whole tone change trap in which a big cheesy fight at the denouement of the movie just doesn't blend in with the rest of it.

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