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Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Because we all know that deep down, you want to. But seriously, which religion do you feel is the least misleading/hypocritical/dangerous?

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
it's obviously buddhism

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

satanism

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
islam

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

I would make my own and name it neo-atheism and then continue doing the same stuff I have been doing this whole time.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
i'd be *opens encyclopedia of world religions to random page* mormon

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The church of Neil Degrasse Tyson

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
I'd start my own cult.

Previous Jesus
Jun 5, 2013
bahai is probably the religion that is like the least bullshit. but idk if there are intensive lifestyle restrictions and if there are i'd probably be a "christian" and not give a gently caress about most of what the bible says like most american christians.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Trees and Squids posted:

it's obviously buddhism

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Baha'i

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
probably catholicism because their churches look baller as gently caress. being poor went out of style in the 90s

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

or maybe Discordianism, if I felt like being a bigger piece of poo poo.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Trees and Squids posted:

it's obviously buddhism

Just like Steve Jobs.

The Swamp Thing
Sep 11, 2001

It's the Evolution Revolution.

Five
Jan 6, 2009

Sikhs are pretty sick, I'd probably be one of them

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

Cerebral Mayhem posted:

I'd start my own cult.

I would also do this. Then I'd declare jihad on Cereberal's cult.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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loving Hail Satan, morons.

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
the correct answer is Rastafarianism, weed is god

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Can agnostics join in too because my vote goes too.

HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010


christianity, they rule the world and i crave power

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

jedi

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Trees and Squids posted:

it's obviously buddhism

Or one of the joke religions, like Subgenius or Erisians.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Trees and Squids posted:

it's obviously buddhism

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

genesplicer posted:

Or one of the joke religions, like Subgenius or Erisians.

Whovian.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

are cults allowed?

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
salafism

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



the church of england has a nice :effort: feel to it and I can respect their "if the pope can make this poo poo up so can the king" schtick

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
homosexuality

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I'd go with the whichever traditional protestant church has the most rich people. Episcopal I think? Is that the one with the red doors?

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


does unitarian universalist count as a religion

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

i'm sorry I would be a jedi girl



pretty cool

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

pastafarianism or church of bob am i right, fellas?? eh? eh?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
which one requires the least amount of effort? that one.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
That one where Ricky Ricardo is Jesus.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
What's the nature of this mandatory joining? Who's making me?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
judaism so i can get a free trip to that shithole they love

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
neo-quaker zen syncretism, obviously

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

itd be cool to be on the winning team once so this

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hail satan

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