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i don't think you'll need to ever worry about this
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Jul 6, 2014 02:58
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i don't think you'll need to ever worry about this i obviously wouldnt have asked if i wasnt worrying about it dumbass
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Jul 6, 2014 02:59
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Depends on if you are good. If you are, then do it ASAP because you will immediately show your value. If you aren't then it doesn't matter because she doesn't expect you to be good, anyway.
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Jul 6, 2014 02:59
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Jul 6, 2014 02:59
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Waltzing Along posted:Depends on if you are good. If you are, then do it ASAP because you will immediately show your value. If you aren't then it doesn't matter because she doesn't expect you to be good, anyway. i am not putting my mouth near a vagina on the first gently caress
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Jul 6, 2014 03:00
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Waltzing Along posted:Depends on if you are good. If you are, then do it ASAP because you will immediately show your value. If you aren't then it doesn't matter because she doesn't expect you to be good, anyway. 
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Jul 6, 2014 03:00
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I'm with Waltzing. Do it ASAP.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:00
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none do it immediately to every girl at all times
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Jul 6, 2014 03:00
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jigglemaster7 posted:i am not putting my mouth near a vagina on the first gently caress Yeah. Yer bad at it so it doesn't matter. And how do I know you are bad at it? Because you don't love it. If you loved it you'd be eating that pussy right now rather than posting here asking for advice. Actually, just find a dick to suck cuz you are clearly a human being who doesn't really love women and/or just wants his own needs taken care of. It's people like you that are the downfall of society. So why don't you just kill yourself and save everyone else the waste of air. Thanks.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:05
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Hard to tell, I'd reference the farmer's almanac. During a new moon if I remember right.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:07
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Waltzing Along posted:Yeah. Yer bad at it so it doesn't matter. going down on some random slut youre loving for the first time is absolutely disgusting
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Jul 6, 2014 03:08
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jigglemaster7 posted:going down on some random slut youre loving for the first time is absolutely disgusting are you still here? why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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Jul 6, 2014 03:09
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jigglemaster7 posted:going down on some random slut youre loving for the first time is absolutely disgusting loving you would be absolutely disgusting so i dont see the problem
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Jul 6, 2014 03:09
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You should just skip straight to the part where your life becomes so pathetic you start loving gay guys out of desperation. Start liking the cock now while you're young and you might even learn to love it.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:10
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jigglemaster7 posted:going down on some random slut youre loving for the first time is absolutely disgusting Well that's fair, as long as you're not not expecting head yourself. Although if you think she's a random slut probably the best time is never, go find a nice girl you actually like instead.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:10
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jigglemaster7 posted:going down on some random slut youre loving for the first time is absolutely disgusting this is exactly what every girl thinks about having to touch your gross cheesedick too, so I guess it works out
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Jul 6, 2014 03:11
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jigglemaster7 posted:going down on some random slut youre loving for the first time is absolutely disgusting Jiggled again
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Jul 6, 2014 03:11
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i love that pussy i ate it all i wanted seconds bitch op
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Jul 6, 2014 03:19
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jigglemaster7 posted:i am not putting my mouth near a vagina on the first gently caress No it is cool, if you are like 15 or something I can definitely understand how it would sound horrible--I was pretty much mortified by the concept for years. But, you know, then I realized it might be nice if anyone actually enjoyed hooking up with me.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:22
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girls are p. gross OP so I honestly do not know. Have you tried a hobby instead
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Jul 6, 2014 03:23
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You know that guy at work that CONSTANTLY references The Office? You're that guy. You're him.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:23
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Quarex posted:I need to get better at GBS so I can determine whether this is 99% true or 100% true and thus whether to 99% or 100% laugh at you. Lol, you were scared of vaginas. That's loving funny.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:23
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smear onions all over the mouth of a bulldog until it smells like an armpit and then make out with it cunnalinugs simulater
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Jul 6, 2014 03:24
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:smear onions all over the mouth of a bulldog until it smells like an armpit and then make out with it i think i got bad news for you if the vaginas you been kissin are anything like that
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Jul 6, 2014 03:28
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Police Automaton posted:girls are p. gross OP so I honestly do not know. Have you tried a dick instead
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Jul 6, 2014 03:29
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eatin pussys fun af iif u dont like reating pussy asap lemme tell u somethin. iur a pussy rear end bitch.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:37
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Corey Plumper posted:Jiggled again
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Jul 6, 2014 03:41
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I ate pussy on the second date and she loved it so much we've been together for over a year now so *shrug* its up to you man but I say go for it.
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Jul 6, 2014 03:50
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just tell her "hi i know i dont know you very well or if you just had a dozen raw dicks in you five minutes before you met me but can I stick my tongue in your vagina/butthole?"
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Jul 6, 2014 03:51
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op gay
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Jul 6, 2014 03:54
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i think i got bad news for you if the vaginas you been kissin are anything like that not all pussy looksl ike the hairy mandibles of a tarantula???
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Jul 6, 2014 03:55
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First date.
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Jul 6, 2014 04:01
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butthole is the only thing off limits on a first date
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Jul 6, 2014 04:02
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5 minutes of conversation? if I meet a cute girl at a bar and 5 minutes in she's like "btw come into the bathroom and eat me out" I'd say "ok"
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Jul 6, 2014 04:03
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:butthole is the only thing off limits on a first date u been dating the wrong girls
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Jul 6, 2014 04:04
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is your commodity (oral sex) valuable (ie, are you any good) ? If so, then bargain something of equal (69) or greater value for it! If in doubt, ask on yahoo answers, finance section.
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Jul 6, 2014 16:27
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Hobohemian posted:You should just skip straight to the part where your life becomes so pathetic you start loving gay guys out of desperation. Start liking the cock now while you're young and you might even learn to love it. I don't see why you think a gay dude would be any more willing to gently caress the OP than a straight chick.
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Jul 6, 2014 16:33
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If you have to ask this question, don't you dare. It'll be a waste of time for both parties.
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Jul 6, 2014 16:35
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Waltzing Along posted:And how do I know you are bad at it? Because you don't love it. If you loved it you'd be eating that pussy right now rather than posting here asking for advice. Waltzing Along dropping truth bombs itt
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