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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

The baby is already born and is like almost 2 years old it's impossible to abort at this point

nothing is impossible if you believe in yourself

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

One of my friends was a professor at my college and asked me to speak at a few group events because he knew about my childhood abuse and thought it would help give courage to other male abuse victims if they saw a dude speaking.

I honestly never know if you're serious in GBS or not. I only hope you're not Leslie because I genuinely like your posts.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Al Borland posted:

I honestly never know if you're serious in GBS or not. I only hope you're not Leslie because I genuinely like your posts.

Thank you for the kind words brother.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

Thank you for the kind words brother.

NP.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

goons should not procreate, i'm really pro-eugenics on this one

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

waitwhatno posted:

goons should not procreate, i'm really pro-eugenics on this one

Wanna not have kids together?

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

waitwhatno posted:

goons should not procreate, i'm really pro-eugenics on this one

If sex wasn't in the top 5 trillest things you can do having kids wouldn't be an issue

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I do not generally like your posts OP

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
two words: hot tot

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Barfoid 3 posted:

I do not generally like your posts OP

I don't have an opinion about yours hth

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Offer to drive her to the doctor then lock her in the hot car.



[e] idk how long it takes so you might want to google it

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Have you picked out a switch yet? Or are you just going to use your fists?

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

it could be the second coming of Lord jesus if its not urs.

be diligent and find out before smothering it/ burning it in a hot car

hail satan

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Dress him up in superhero costumes.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
Just ignore the situation I'm sure it will go away

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

4outof5 posted:

Just ignore the situation I'm sure it will go away

Sounds like the standard crazy stalker story, usually when a ex or one night stand calls you after years it means they pretty much got crazy irl.

milktwice
Feb 15, 2012
jesus christ OP, you just tell her you are a virgin and that she must have the wrong dude. done.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
sacrifice your son to the dark lord satan in exchange for power



hail satan

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

One of my friends was a professor at my college and asked me to speak at a few group events because he knew about my childhood abuse and thought it would help give courage to other male abuse victims if they saw a dude speaking.

It didn't though did it

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Police Automaton posted:

two words: hot tot

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Police Automaton posted:

two words: hot tot

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+i+survive+prison%3F

naem
May 29, 2011

Congrats on reproducing your legacy shall live on

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
lawyer up

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Big Beef City posted:

It didn't though did it

It did. There were at least two that thanked me personally for speaking at rallies and groups so it was worth it.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
take kid to zoo, buy balloon and ice cream. Return to mother

repeat on occasion for ten years until the kid no longer wants to know you

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Drad_Bert posted:

I like paternity suits and I can't deny
You deadbeat dads always lie
Cause when OP says he's sterile or gay
And you have a kid on the way
You lawyer up


you're predictable like an even more retarded Billy Bass

you get all kinds of points for effort and commitment though

dogfoot
May 25, 2014
teach the kid how to swear and smoke cigarattes

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000

Bishop posted:

lawyer up

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
give your child a new name. meet them and only refer to them by that name. it's part of bonding

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
Yes this is my son Gay Hitler

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Tell her to gently caress off. It was her choice to gently caress you,her choice to carry to term. You used condoms. You did due diligence.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Is the babby a trannie?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Just get a lawyer and then try to get a paternity court order.

Captain No-mates
Apr 3, 2010

destroy the child

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Big Beef City posted:

Is the babby a trannie?

She's referring to my supposed child as a boy and using male pronouns but she's also from Utah and the people that live there are prone to misgendering.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
get a lawyer and sue your son for being born

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Captain No-mates posted:

destroy the child

also this

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

do a DNA test before you freak out, if he is your son explain that your not ready to raise a child if your not comfortable with it, go from there

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Go into a prolonged fugue state and claim it's postpartum depression, then sue the mother and the baby.

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