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why do you enjoy making me so angry?
do you think it's funny?
are you testing me?
do you get off on it? huh?
has someone been putting ideas in your head?
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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Let's treat each other like poo poo and make excuses for for our abuser's behavior.

I deserve it because I just don't listen if only I would listen why don't I listen?

You're sorry and you love me so loving much it makes you crazy but I just make you so angry sometimes. I must like pushing your buttons.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:gas:

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
op is a fag

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lame

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
there's a reason why women's tolerance for pain is slightly higher than men's

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm a constant disappointment and I don't know why I don't do better.

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

butplug accident posted:

there's a reason why women's tolerance for pain is slightly higher than men's

:biotruths:

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i love you
































NOT! roflhahah

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I promise to do better.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
op you are a great person

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
No I'm not.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

what are these from

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
Can't today but feel free to be harsh towards me if you need an easy target.

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

BottledBodhisvata posted:

what are these from

Jojo's bizarre adventures. Jotaro.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

Can't today but feel free to be harsh towards me if you need an easy target.

Shut up.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I've just had a bad day is all gimme a kiss.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Rando posted:

I've just had a bad day is all gimme a kiss.

you've never earned a kiss a day in your life

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Rando posted:

I've just had a bad day is all gimme a kiss.

I'm about to go to the bathroom so I really shouldn't.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BottledBodhisvata posted:

you've never earned a kiss a day in your life

Earned? I ain't got to earn poo poo.

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

I'm about to go to the bathroom so I really shouldn't.


Leave the door unlocked.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Rando posted:

Earned? I ain't got to earn poo poo.



Leave the door unlocked.

It's a public restroom there aren't any doors I'm not sure what you're getting at

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

It's a public restroom there aren't any doors I'm not sure what you're getting at

Not even dividing the stalls? Is it a public bathroom in China?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Use me as a public restroom.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

It's a public restroom there aren't any doors I'm not sure what you're getting at

Shut up.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

ashgromnies posted:

Not even dividing the stalls? Is it a public bathroom in China?

It's a huge hole with wooden boards jutting out over it like a sarlacc pit and you just find an open pair of planks and squat down and poo poo into the hole. supposedly it better for the environment or something idk

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW





boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I feel like you could do so much more if you ever really tried.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
SHUT THE gently caress UP. how about I take you out for a nice dinner?

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
GODDAMNIT IM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOu

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Jaime: “You’re a hateful woman. Why have the gods made me love a hateful woman?”
Jaime grabs Cersei and pushes her against Joffrey’s funeral altar, kissing her with passionate anger. She pushes him away.
Cersei: “Jaime not here, please. Please. Stop it.”
Jaime ignores her request, rips her underskirt.
Cersei: “Stop. Stop.”
Jaime: “No.”
Cersei: “Stop it!”
They kiss again.
Cersei: “…stop.”
They fall to the floor. Cersei continues to attempt to push Jaime away.
Cersei: “It’s not right. It’s not right.”
Cersei’s expression is pained. Jaime proceeds having sex with Cersei.
Jaime: “I don’t care.”
Cersei: “Don’t, don’t.” Cersei grabs at the curtain lining Joffrey’s funeral dais.
Jaime: “I don’t care.”

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
No matter what you do, your parents will be disappointed in you.

Ball Cupper
Sep 10, 2011

~beautiful in my own way~

Rando posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP. how about I take you out for a nice dinner?

your idea of a "nice dinner" is a truckstop sandwich, hahahahahahahahaha. Your parents never loved you

Edit: I'm sorry, that was mean..

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I don't want you talking to your parents anymore. They're trying to turn you against me.

We need to talk about your friends, too.

And what's this number in your cell phone's call history? Somebody from work? The gently caress you gotta talk to work people on a Sunday?

I don't like you working there. I need you at home. I make enough for both of us.

Why are you always loving hovering in every room I go? God damned gargoyle. Maybe I need some loving space now and again. Is that so much to loving ask? Jesus gently caress. Christ.

And just where do you think you're going? I didn't see you buy no gas for that car.

Come give us some love. Why do you wear so much? Why cover up? You should let me see more of you. You ain't got no headache.

Let the kids hear.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
I'm freakin sick of hamburger helper! Can we get some freakin tuna helper in this drat house?

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sorry I should have asked if cheeseburger macaroni was okay.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's okay he gets emotional sometimes and I'm such a ditz.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
A yo-yo ball? Seriously? Great stocking stuffer, mom. I'm certainly not old enough for, uh, I don't know, Duncan? This is why grandpa got diabetes.

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Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
Hi, I actually ordered the soup of the day instead of a three stack of buttermilk pancakes. Could you take these back to the kitchen?

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