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Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Sorry OP, god exists, all great men through history had an unshakable faith in god whom they could turn to for guidance. Your fedora is leaking if you dont believe in god.

Believers in The Lord

Julius Caesar
Abraham Lincoln
Douglas MacArthur
Watson & crick
Carl Sagan
Tim Tebow
Obama
Neil Armstrong

Atheist

Penn and teller
People who wear fedoras
The guy with the beret from myth busters probably
Brony MRA redditors

Hope this helps OP .

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

But you're the OP

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Nah. You need a nap.

Na'at
May 5, 2003

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star
Lipstick Apathy

Barfoid 3 posted:


Believers in The Lord

Julius Caesar

Julius Caesar
Born 12/13 July 100 BC
Rome
Died 15 March 44 BC (aged 55)

Nice try godwad

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


is this the fanfic thread

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
i'm be the guy 100 thousand years ago that buries the stuff

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
God is simply the continuously shifting and fluctuating nexus of the simultaneously harmonious and dissonant matrix of conscience that permeates reality and all possible interpretations of it.

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Tsinava posted:

God is simply the continuously shifting and fluctuating nexus of the simultaneously harmonious and dissonant matrix of conscience that permeates reality and all possible interpretations of it.

"sprint mobiles ceo"

in a share holders meeting.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

heil satin

The Walking Dad
Dec 31, 2012
"Godwad" is now my new favorite insult.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

what do you have against fedoras

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Na'at posted:

Julius Caesar
Born 12/13 July 100 BC
Rome
Died 15 March 44 BC (aged 55)

Nice try godwad

He believe in whatever god people had then. All great people draw inspiration from god in some form, OP. PleSe read Tacitus , in the original Latin, and you will find out about Ceasars belief in god, and if you're lucky, a clue as well.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Just a stranger on the bus.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
Most scientists are atheists and they're cool and people who believe in god are generally pretty gay and dumb and not in the good way

Na'at
May 5, 2003

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star
Lipstick Apathy

Barfoid 3 posted:

He believe in whatever god people had then. All great people draw inspiration from god in some form, OP. PleSe read Tacitus , in the original Latin, and you will find out about Ceasars belief in god, and if you're lucky, a clue as well.

Wrong again buddy, Caesar was A god.

Julius Caesar was the first historical Roman to be officially deified. He was posthumously granted the title Divus Iulius or Divus Julius (the divine Julius or the deified Julius) by decree of the Roman Senate on 1 January 42 BC. The appearance of a comet during games in his honour was taken as confirmation of his divinity. Though his temple was not dedicated until after his death, he may have received divine honors during his lifetime:[114] and shortly before his assassination, Mark Antony had been appointed as his flamen (priest).[115] Both Octavian and Mark Antony promoted the cult of Divus Iulius. After the death of Antony, Octavian, as the adoptive son of Caesar, assumed the title of Divi Filius (son of a god).

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

BUSH 2112 posted:

Most scientists are atheists and they're cool and people who believe in god are generally pretty gay and dumb and not in the good way

and when the wings grow from their backs,

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BUSH 2112 posted:

Most scientists are atheists and they're cool and people who believe in god are generally pretty gay and dumb and not in the good way

I really can't think of any good scientists who said they were out and out atheists. Agnostic sure, but the difference between agnosticism and atheism is that one comes from a desire to cooperate, and the other one comes from a desire to "show em all" because they laughed at your tiny penis.

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Na'at posted:

Wrong again buddy, Caesar was A god.

Julius Caesar was the first historical Roman to be officially deified. He was posthumously granted the title Divus Iulius or Divus Julius (the divine Julius or the deified Julius) by decree of the Roman Senate on 1 January 42 BC. The appearance of a comet during games in his honour was taken as confirmation of his divinity. Though his temple was not dedicated until after his death, he may have received divine honors during his lifetime:[114] and shortly before his assassination, Mark Antony had been appointed as his flamen (priest).[115] Both Octavian and Mark Antony promoted the cult of Divus Iulius. After the death of Antony, Octavian, as the adoptive son of Caesar, assumed the title of Divi Filius (son of a god).

OP, I'm going to have to insist you read Commentarii de Bello Gallico In its original Latin before you go spilling your fedora on this one.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
OP God exists so He can witness how many times you get owned in your own thread

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax

BUSH 2112 posted:

Most scientists are atheists and they're cool and people who believe in god are generally pretty gay and dumb and not in the good way

Most scientists of note believe or believed in God, OP. The other people in your intro to computer science class are not 'scientists' , per se, OP.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Barfoid 3 posted:


Brony MRA redditors


My brother had a brony in his youth group. He also wore a fedora so I think it's safe to assume reddit was involved. QED != GOD

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
there are a lot of gods/essesits/elementals to believe in.

its choice really.

pick on that suits you.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
See ya later you big gay fucker

Crotch Turtles
May 1, 2005

by Lowtax
tbh the only real christians are those westboro weirdos

you can pay lipservice to christ and go to church all you want but until you're ready to be hated by everyone for your faith, you aren't really committed to it

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
it is the worst thing a god can do, is make you the world.

if you die, it resets the string.

when we die, spiritually, we are safe.

go gently caress yourself

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
God is cool and she is my friend and she is your friend too.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

ladyboy pancake posted:

God is cool and she is my friend and she is your friend too.

a man who loves the old gods

does she sing to you?

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
Anyone taking offense at my using She pronouns for God should know that God's pronouns are super fluid and she doesnt mind if you call her he or they Xir and Shklee or whatev.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Design Spots posted:

a man who loves the old gods

does she sing to you?

god is prob really good at singing.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
If there was a god how could He let a thread so bad exist

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

ladyboy pancake posted:

God is cool and she is my friend and she is your friend too.

For real, God is pretty chill. She gave us like a billion things to get blitzed on and also invented oral. So like, she's pretty cool guys.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

ladyboy pancake posted:

God is cool and she is my friend and she is your friend too.

Hey wait a minute you just said god is a she.

Huh.

Makes you think.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
God's a guy tho

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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god doesnt exist in a way that we can comprehend the word hth

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

if "god" is real then it is something so mind-blowingly colossal and massive that we can't even fathom

like if god was a man then each universe would be a single molecule of his DNA

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.


lol whats the source?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
like my gramps it looks like god suffers from a eurethra dilemma

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Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
if theres a god does it have an ego

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