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After making some jokes in other threads, its time to assemble the most entertaining roster of all time: The All Crazy Team coached by AAA Dolphan. These are the people who either washed out or missed significant time due to mental health issues be it substance abuse other than steroids or actual performance enhancers, depression/bipolar/schizo, or just a straight up murderer (psychopaths). Fill out a whole team or just make the case for a single guy! Will update OP with consensus decisions. My nominees: QB: Reserved for 2016 Johnny Football RB: Ricky Williams RB2: Adam Muema WR1: Titus Young WR2: Rae Carruth TE: Aaron Hernandez OL: 2013 Miami Dolphins OL S: Tenard Jackson CB: Brandon Browner
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I can't figure out if Albert Haynesworth should count or not. Was anything wrong with him other than greed and laziness? Barret Robbins is probably a better center nomination than Pouncey, although that could change if he goes down for gun trafficking eventually or whatever the FBI was interviewing him about.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:21
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So is there room on the list for the truly insane? Defensive End: Dimitrius Underwood http://bleacherreport.com/articles/229058-the-worst-draft-pick-in-nfl-history-dimitrius-underwood http://www.dailynorseman.com/2011/4/16/2114332/minnesota-vikings-worst-draft-pick-ever-dimitrius-underwood
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Jul 10, 2014 04:28
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Darth Brooks posted:So is there room on the list for the truly insane? Huh, on a serious note I wonder if the treatment that he eventually got was the thing that made his ability decrease. Many times special skills and creativity seen in the mentally unstable diminishes or disappears with treatment. Not suggesting either way, but its an interesting thing to think about.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:31
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Brandon Marshall should be WR1.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:34
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SlipUp posted:Brandon Marshall should be WR1. Oh holy poo poo yes! He hasn't missed time due to being crazy, but talking to a water cooler gets you in this game.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:38
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PacMan for corner or PR? Chris Henry (robbery in his own jersey, car diving) and Odell Thurman (multiple failed tests, assaults, a DUI) for WR and LB.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:46
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poo poo almost forgot about the Nebraska crew. Lawrence Phillips for sure over Mueuma at least, Christian Peter maybe. I don't know what to do at QB, like...Ryan Leaf was a crazy addicted dude but it's hard to know if he ever would have actually been anything even if he wasn't. e: Tony Mandarich? vv--duh, yeah either of those guys work
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Jul 10, 2014 04:48
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Vince Young or Vick.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:49
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Oh thought of another QB nomination, Todd Marinovich.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:58
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Aldon Smith has to be pretty far up there on the OLB list, right? Dude yelled bomb in an airport.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:58
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Herschel Walker Junior Seau Josh Gordon Rolando McClain? Jerome Harrison Edit: Anthony Smith (murderer) Randy Moss
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Jul 10, 2014 05:07
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No one has mentioned OJ Simpson and you should all feel bad about that.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:13
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I've been thinking of the 'screwed up their career' aspect which doesn't really work for OJ or Seau. Otherwise Mike Webster would be my center because the end of his life is hard to beat. ... 
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Jul 10, 2014 05:16
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Ochocinco? Headbutted his way out of the league.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:26
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Lawrence Taylor is the greatest LB of all time and also a crackhead edit: ok well I guess he didn't miss significant time buuuut I'm gonna fight for him anyway. edit 2: Michael Irvin got suspended for coke. Rogue Elephant fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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Jul 10, 2014 05:26
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Febreeze posted:Ochocinco? Headbutted his way out of the league. Every WR is a little bit crazy.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:29
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Would Shawne Merriman or Daunte Culpepper believing doctors are evil count for this? Chuck Muncie is another cokehead to consider at RB.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:37
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Rogue Elephant posted:edit 2: Michael Irvin got suspended for coke. Speaking of, Cris Carter told Michael Irvin's wife at a party to leave him because it'd be the only way he'd ever get off the powder.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:15
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Kalli posted:Speaking of, Cris Carter told Michael Irvin's wife at a party to leave him because it'd be the only way he'd ever get off the powder. Why does Cris Carter hate ski trips
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Jul 10, 2014 06:21
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Cris Carter also told the Browns to cut Josh Gordon because of  .Dude loves grand gestures.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:30
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Nobody mentioned Charles "literally jerked off during team meetings" Haley yet, you people disappoint me
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Jul 10, 2014 07:05
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Pat Tillman
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Jul 10, 2014 07:47
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Intruder posted:Pat Tillman 
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Jul 10, 2014 08:51
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Barret Robbins at Center
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Jul 10, 2014 13:40
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Alonzo Spellman's got to be on the list somewhere, even if there are better DEs out there. I mean, did any of those guys get arrested for interfering with the flight crew on a plane?
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Jul 10, 2014 13:41
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Najeh Davenport poo poo in some lady's laundry basket. That's gotta count for something.
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Jul 10, 2014 15:24
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Shath Hole posted:Barret Robbins at Center ty, he fits the bill.
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Jul 10, 2014 15:52
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Adam Muema is going to miss his entire career for the crazy. Lord RayEl can be HC.
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Jul 10, 2014 15:56
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Charles Haley should be starting DE and team captain. He refered to himself as "The Last Naked Warrior" and would just walk around the locker room or meeting room or really any room with a hard on, jerking off all over everything. He would routinely stand with his dick inches from a teammates face, jerking himself, and tell the teammate "you know you want to suck this". And this wasn't like a weird rookie hazing thing, he did it to Joe Montana. He once tried to choke George Seifert and pissed all over the floor of the 49er's team president's office to prove some sort of point (these last two, along with trying to fight Steve Young, are probably what got him traded to the Cowboys). He was so crazy that everyone on the 90s Cowboys (probably the craziest team of all time) was terrified of him and regarded him as insane.
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Jul 10, 2014 15:59
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Keshawn Johnson
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Jul 10, 2014 16:15
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quote:Pro Football Focus @PFF God bless you, Titus Young.
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Jul 10, 2014 16:15
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Grittybeard posted:I don't know what to do at QB, like...Ryan Leaf was a crazy addicted dude but it's hard to know if he ever would have actually been anything even if he wasn't. Leaf has to get the starting nod over JFF until Manziel gets some reps taking painkillers. I can't ever remember seeing a player melt down in that epic a fashion.
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Jul 10, 2014 18:02
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Plaxico Burress
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Jul 10, 2014 18:06
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David Boston clearly had body image issues maybe he's wr4
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Jul 10, 2014 18:27
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Sam Hurd was a druglord
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Jul 10, 2014 18:31
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Sam Hurd is sane and smart.
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Jul 10, 2014 18:48
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Bah I'm an idiot. There was a shitload of Ryan Leaf. How about Jovan Belcher?
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Jul 10, 2014 19:07
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Andre Rison dated a girl who burned his house down.
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Volkerball posted:Andre Rison dated a girl who burned his house down. And then she died in a third world country.
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