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Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
Wild Bill Romanowski

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Chilichimp posted:

That article is trying really hard to make me give a poo poo about a guy who hosed his sister.

Break the eagle's neck or I can't finish

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

ZenVulgarity posted:

Break the eagle's neck or I can't finish

Come on guys, looks, check it out... wait. ALL HE DID... was gently caress his sister. He grew up in a rough neighborhood, you guys. I mean, he was a good student, he liked sports, he was a blah blah blah. You guys don't remember that poo poo, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He hosed his sister once and errr... what? He hosed her twice?

Look whatever, so he hosed her twice... does he deserve to be punished for the rest of his life with humiliation and embarrassment?

Oh you think he does?

Oh well, hearts and minds, I guess.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Grittybeard posted:

Oh thought of another QB nomination, Todd Marinovich.

Tood's not crazy, but if you need a team trainer, I think Marv might fit the bill A+ 100%.

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

NFL murderers:

Jovan Belcher
Rae Carruth
Jim Dunaway
Aaron Hernandez
Ray Lewis
Eric Naposki
Robert Rozier
OJ Simpson

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
If we broaden that to man-slaughterers, we add Josh Brent and Donte Stallworth.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Leonard Little too, probably some others that I can't think of at the moment.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Man, not every fuckup is crazy - if you're going to set up a team of all time crazies, you need to be more discerning.

Steve McNair just got with the wrong lady.

Kellen Winslow got found by the cops in a Target parking lot with the windows down, a full erection, and some Vaseline on the dashboard - then told them he was looking for Boston Market.

One of those dudes made a poor choice in partners. The other was loving crazy.

TBC
Jan 12, 2006

Glazers gonna Glaze
Why are there so many unstable Wide Receivers? Marvin Harrison also comes to mind.

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

CrumFUNist! posted:

NFL murderers:

Jovan Belcher
Rae Carruth
Jim Dunaway
Aaron Hernandez
Ray Lewis
Eric Naposki
Robert Rozier
OJ Simpson

TBC posted:

Why are there so many unstable Wide Receivers? Marvin Harrison also comes to mind.

Tommy Kane too.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

CrumFUNist! posted:

NFL murderers:

Jovan Belcher
Rae Carruth
Jim Dunaway
Aaron Hernandez
Ray Lewis
Eric Naposki
Robert Rozier
OJ Simpson*

*ALLEGED

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

If I Did It by OJ Simpson

the hunt for the real murderers continues

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
You forgot a few stars.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Anthony Smith killed 4 people and burned houses down or some poo poo.

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

Robert Rozier is probably the most interesting case. He joined an extreme black power cult, changed his name, and fulfilled the cult's membership requirement by killing a white person and bringing back a body part. He killed seven.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

CrumFUNist! posted:

Robert Rozier is probably the most interesting case. He joined an extreme black power cult, changed his name, and fulfilled the cult's membership requirement by killing a white person and bringing back a body part. He killed seven.

Maybe they wanted to make a Frankenstein.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Toaster Beef posted:

Steve McNair just got with the wrong lady.

Kellen Winslow got found by the cops in a Target parking lot with the windows down, a full erection, and some Vaseline on the dashboard - then told them he was looking for Boston Market.

One of those dudes made a poor choice in partners. The other was loving crazy.

McNair was pretty bad, yeah, but Kellen Winslow could do a whole lot worse than Kellen Winslow.

Doronin
Nov 22, 2002

Don't be scared
I may have missed it, but has anyone nominated Bill Romanowski for LB yet? He's pretty hosed in the head.

Also, I can vouch for the certainty that Rolando McClain belongs on the list. When he was at Alabama, he actually threw one of the SIDs into a locker and kept him there for a bit because he didn't want to take a media request.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yup,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFny_8KjZNQ

It starts a minute in, but if I put the video there, you'd miss his discussion about drinking piss.

Sir Thats Gross
May 27, 2006

Kalli posted:

Yup,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFny_8KjZNQ

It starts a minute in, but if I put the video there, you'd miss his discussion about drinking piss.

:stare:

Holy drat, put Romanowski in. Also, no apologies for hitting the gently caress out of Kerry Collins.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Sir Thats Gross posted:

:stare:

Holy drat, put Romanowski in. Also, no apologies for hitting the gently caress out of Kerry Collins.
Drunk Kerry Collins deserves an honorable mention, but he sobered up and that kept him out of the running for all time cray cray

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH3DZjUnfbk

Total sociopath.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
He still does post-game wrap ups and analysis for Raider games on the local network. Romanowski is the best.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Volkerball posted:

He still does post-game wrap ups and analysis for Raider games on the local network. Romanowski is the best.

They tried to make him a national announcer a few years back. I don't know if he's gotten any better but he was having PTSDs during games. It was difficult to watch.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Not how ptsd works tho. Besides Bill was insane before retiring

Aenobarbus
Nov 7, 2012
Three pages in and no mention of John Matuszak? Now that's crazy....

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The Rising Suun
May 10, 2006

watch out I'm ornery
Jim Tyrer: AFL Murderer.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/shutdown-corner/chiefs-sad-list-tragedies-includes-another-murder-suicide-192252632--nfl.html

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