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do it you fuckin pussy my only regret in life is not agreeing to a threesome with a stripper and her friend because it was like 3 AM and I had work at 5, but maybe it was good because then my only regret in life would have been agreeing to a threesome with some skanks and getting the clap/herp
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You should agree to let the other three gang rape you and then back out of the gangrape idea. That should make things less nerve racking.
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Jul 11, 2014 02:56
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Justin Tyme posted:do it you fuckin pussy You're backpeddling man that would have been loving awesome and worth forty bucks of antibiotics and you know it!
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Jul 11, 2014 02:57
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Just remember that MMFF is how the Human Caterpillar guy trawls for new victims
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I was in a foursome thing with a girlfriend once. I actually got really nervous and couldn't really get into it. Like I was going at it for a while with my dick basically entirely flacid but then it worked out cause the other guy came after a few minutes and I ended up having a slightly less (but still really) awkward mff threesome for two hours while the other guy sat naked on the couch in sight of the bedroom watching adult swim.
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Jul 11, 2014 03:01
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:I was in a foursome thing with a girlfriend once. I actually got really nervous and couldn't really get into it. Like I was going at it for a while with my dick basically entirely flacid but then it worked out cause the other guy came after a few minutes and I ended up having a slightly less (but still really) awkward mff threesome for two hours while the other guy sat naked on the couch in sight of the bedroom watching adult swim. "Anyway son, that's your conception story."
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Jul 11, 2014 03:04
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op, aren't you the guy who cant cum to girls? looks like you have your chance to bang a dude finally
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Jul 11, 2014 03:11
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Chuck Tanner posted:op, aren't you the guy who cant cum to girls? this is a v. good point OP you should try it good luck
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Jul 11, 2014 03:16
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Maybe someone is just trying to hook you up with their cute coworker named Emma Muhphef. Relax.
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Jul 11, 2014 03:16
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hey op, just think, with your inability to ejaculate, you will be the champ of this foursome
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Jul 11, 2014 03:22
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haha what a baby, stick your dick in everything
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Jul 11, 2014 03:27
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of the MMFF how many are you and which ones?
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Jul 11, 2014 03:33
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I was in the beginning stage of a 4some once but it didn't go too far cus the chick in the other couple got uncomfortable real quick ( loving normals) and some days later she asked me if I saw her naked and I remember thinking 'even when I have a girlfriend girls think I'm a creep' and I didnt even see her naked
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Jul 11, 2014 03:34
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space ghost sad almost love stories
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Jul 11, 2014 03:35
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if you dont want to have this sex state so to your partners
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Jul 11, 2014 03:36
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good for you I hope they have good drugs.ElectricSheep posted:pics or it didn't happen
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Jul 11, 2014 03:42
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even when i masturbate it's a sexy orgy cuz i'm an mff triplegender (trisomy rules) but then one of the fs is considering going ftm and the cis-m might actually be a two-spirit so i dunno wth it's about to get really complicated (we're committed to working it out together)
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Jul 11, 2014 03:46
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is op getting railed right now???
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Jul 11, 2014 03:47
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communication not only creates orgies, but breaks them down if the OP is a pussy.
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Jul 11, 2014 04:48
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:I was in a foursome thing with a girlfriend once. I actually got really nervous and couldn't really get into it. Like I was going at it for a while with my dick basically entirely flacid but then it worked out cause the other guy came after a few minutes and I ended up having a slightly less (but still really) awkward mff threesome for two hours while the other guy sat naked on the couch in sight of the bedroom watching adult swim. In every 4some I have ever been in there has been at least 1 person who was in way over their head & brought the overall quality of the sex down for the whole group. OP has a chance to be that guy.
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Jul 11, 2014 04:50
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OP is being hung upside down from a ceiling, sodomized, and slowly bled out by the 3 people he met on craigslist right now for their satanic ritual. HTH all.
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Jul 11, 2014 04:51
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Justin Tyme posted:do it you fuckin pussy wow then you could have disappointed twice the women twice as quickly!
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Jul 11, 2014 04:53
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I bet you're going to get all kinds of diseases and babies and relationships you sexhaver.
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Jul 11, 2014 04:53
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Al Borland posted:OP is being hung upside down from a ceiling, sodomized, and slowly bled out by the 3 people he met on craigslist right now for their satanic ritual. Still counts as a woman touching him so it's a win for OP.
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Jul 11, 2014 04:56
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so hows the MMTT going?
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:I was in a foursome thing with a girlfriend once. I actually got really nervous and couldn't really get into it. Like I was going at it for a while with my dick basically entirely flacid but then it worked out cause the other guy came after a few minutes and I ended up having a slightly less (but still really) awkward mff threesome for two hours while the other guy sat naked on the couch in sight of the bedroom watching adult swim. Big Beef City posted:"Anyway son, that's your conception story."
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Jul 11, 2014 05:18
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Still counts as a woman touching him so it's a win for OP. Touche.
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Jul 11, 2014 05:20
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wow three family members at once that must be awkward sorry man
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Jul 11, 2014 05:22
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Do a joust, where the women carry the dudes on their shoulders and charge your erect cocks at one another and see who can unseat whom.
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Jul 11, 2014 05:52
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before you get started, have everyone get naked and exchange high 5s for like 10 minutes. this should lighten the mood.
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Jul 11, 2014 05:55
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Before you get started you should just put some lube shooters in everyone's assholes so you don't have that awkward moment where you decide to get your man pussy hosed and everyone's hands are too slippery to hold the bottle.
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Jul 11, 2014 06:23
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Be sure to neg the poo poo out of the chicks so the other dude knows you took the red pill. He will step back and watch an alpha male pound some poon and tell all his bros about it
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Before you get started you should just put some lube shooters in everyone's assholes so you don't have that awkward moment where you decide to get your man pussy hosed and everyone's hands are too slippery to hold the bottle. Also this.
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Jul 11, 2014 06:24
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Muscular MotherFuckin' Frenchmen x4
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Jul 11, 2014 06:28
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what's a UTI anyway? A calcculator?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Before you get started you should just put some lube shooters in everyone's assholes so you don't have that awkward moment where you decide to get your man pussy hosed and everyone's hands are too slippery to hold the bottle. distance lube making GBS threads is a great pasttime. compete for high scores!
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Jul 11, 2014 06:30
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Fandyien posted:you ever see those porns where a chick is sucking two cocks and she rubs the helmets together? that's so fuckin gay, i wouldn't put up with that poo poo. Sole.Sushi posted:Do a joust, where the women carry the dudes on their shoulders and charge your erect cocks at one another and see who can unseat whom. god, drat! i am fully hard and erect and masturbating in real life right now in the thread. thinking about this
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Jul 11, 2014 06:31
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another great game to fore-play is wii bowling. each person shove a remote in their butt and let em rip.
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Jul 11, 2014 06:31
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some dudes are like "its not gay if the balls touch" and i think "dude stop being so binary" and make sure the balls touch does anyone else have some hot cock rubbin stroies
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Just go straight for the dick, stick with what you know
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