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i love small talk. all i ever do i talk small to ppl eegardless if the occasion one time i was at my parents funeral (trAgic car accident) and somebody asked me if i was ok. well i looked tgem straight in the eye and said "weather sure is nice isnt it
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 02:52 |
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Seriouspost: I like to eat my simple lunch in silence while I meditate on loving kindness and I get really loving pissed when people talk to me while I'm trying to do that.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 03:27 |
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porkchop_express posted:take a bunch of painkillers and pass out and die in your hot car and then your widow can post asking about what to do with your leftover drugs What ever happened to that bitch?
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 04:05 |
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I generally eat at my desk and play team fortress two. Today the company brought in some in-and-out trucks, so that was awesome. Free lunch!
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 04:08 |
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ilikedirt posted:i love small talk. all i ever do i talk small to ppl eegardless if the occasion one time i was at my parents funeral (trAgic car accident) and somebody asked me if i was ok. well i looked tgem straight in the eye and said "weather sure is nice isnt it are you gonna open with that at the next open mic?
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 04:10 |
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f-tron posted:What ever happened to that bitch? some say she went to state prison for insurance fraud. others say federal prison.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 04:12 |
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I never used to do this but just started doing so this past month, awesome job brah, I feel you I know why I am doing it, though; reading a 750-page book on the development and history of wargaming and I gotta finish before Gen-Con
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 04:12 |
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I eat with my crew and we laugh and carry on for a solid half an hour I'm sorry that you're 'that guy' op
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 04:14 |
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Lunch room at work sucks its small, smells loving terrible from everyone microwaving their leftovers or burnt toast and the conversations that go on in there make me want to kill myself.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 04:17 |
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real post: my job is so hectic that everyone eats in their cubicles while working. no time to gently caress off and cry for an hour in your car
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 07:19 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:I smear my face with poo poo so my coworkers don't talk to me Same but with semen. I'm a prevert.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 07:42 |
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Ivor Biggun posted:Same but with semen. I'm a prevert. i do the same but at a professional level of expertise i'm a provert
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 07:53 |
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porkchop_express posted:hang yourself
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 08:11 |
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Frostwerks posted:are you gonna open with that at the next open mic? frostworks im real tired of ur sour aytttitude mister
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 08:43 |
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frostwerks im challenge u to a kissing contest. whover can open mouth kiss the best wins. your goin doiwn buddy.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 08:46 |
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ilikedirt posted:frostworks im real tired of ur sour aytttitude mister i actually think its a p good joke. depends on delivery
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 08:56 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:That sounds pathetic, OP. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be sitting in a bathroom stall for 15 minutes to ensure I actually get a break. i also definitely do this for every non-lunch break mookface posted:I eat with my crew and we laugh and carry on for a solid half an hour I'm sorry that you're 'that guy' op look at this gay lil baby working at a target or something with his 30 min lunch
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:10 |
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you homos gonna kiss or wot i gotta be somewhere
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:11 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Seriouspost: I like to eat my simple lunch in silence while I meditate on loving kindness and I get really loving pissed when people talk to me while I'm trying to do that. Same, unless it's nasty/cold out I will most definitely be outside going for a walk, then eating my lunch/snack and reading a book in a pretty and shady little alcove that i typically have all to myself alongside a tidal pond adjacent to the mega corporate commune in which my office is located. I have absolutely zero desire to spend any of my lunch time stuck in the office, inevitably having to make/listen to coworker small talk in a break room that smells of 5-10 different various microwaved brown bag leftovers. Even if its free lunch Wednesday, i will still grab my order when it arrives maybe say thank you to the boss then just throw my shades on and make a beeline for the express elevator.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:54 |
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i eat in my car because it's where i live, but the car is also actually a south american finca on a set of those huge tank tracks used on those mobile platforms which carry space shuttles+boosters around
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:04 |
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Wolfsheim posted:i also definitely do this for every non-lunch break I get paid 25 dollars for that 30 minute lunch. You put in a 12 hour day slanging sheets and tell me why you're not pumping out 120 000 barrels a day you little office bitch
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:07 |
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The trick is to take your break with your co-workers so everyone finds you agreeable and pleasant and is thus less inclined to complain to your boss that you're taking a 45 minute marathon poo poo break every afternoon
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:19 |
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Crewmine posted:The trick is to take your break with your co-workers so everyone finds you agreeable and pleasant and is thus less inclined to complain to your boss that you're taking a 45 minute marathon poo poo break every afternoon This is a man who has it all figured out.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:50 |
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Eat your co-workers
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:52 |
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I don't dislike my coworkers, it's the small talk that kills me. Yes, I also noticed the weather outside today.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:03 |
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Decebal posted:I don't dislike my coworkers, it's the small talk that kills me. But how was your weekend? Work is busy busy as usual!
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:04 |
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Decebal posted:I don't dislike my coworkers, it's the small talk that kills me. When you're speaking to them just imagine you're verbally posting in GBS. Small talk doesn't have to adhere to that boring script of careless "how r u", "lol weather", "weekend?". Just say random SFW crap. Literally talk nonsense with each other. Works pretty well.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:05 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:When you're speaking to them just imagine you're verbally posting in GBS. Small talk doesn't have to adhere to that boring script of careless "how r u", "lol weather", "weekend?". Just say random SFW crap. Literally talk nonsense with each other. "I'm gay"
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:06 |
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I just left work and the security guard there was bitching to me on the way out how he needs to lose weight and he's throwing away an empty gallon of chocolate milk and a mountain dew, both full 8 hours ago
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:06 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:"I'm gay"
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:07 |
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I took a pic of that poo poo today too because its so gross. When I confronted him about it he said its ok because its low fat milk like seriously dude
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:09 |
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mookface posted:I get paid 25 dollars for that 30 minute lunch. You put in a 12 hour day slanging sheets and tell me why you're not pumping out 120 000 barrels a day you little office bitch are you an oil man mookface
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:26 |
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I flee the lunchroom as soon as fantasy football season starts.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:37 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:I smear my face with poo poo so my coworkers don't talk to me
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:45 |
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I just lock my office door. One of the office girls said they were worried because I must be so lonely always eating lunch alone. She apparently didn't notice the awesome Godzilla toy I have on my desk.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:47 |
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did people take lunch breaks in the Middle Ages ? Did they engage in small talk ? "Gilbert, thine oxen look well this season"
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 13:48 |
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Decebal posted:did people take lunch breaks in the Middle Ages ? Did they engage in small talk ?
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 14:26 |
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Wolfsheim posted:*reads video game reviews for an hour* You say this as if the average breakroom isn't just a bunch of people watching people talk about sports on TV
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 14:41 |
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ZombieParts posted:I just lock my office door. Maybe she wants to play with it.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 15:14 |
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Wolfsheim posted:look at this gay lil baby working at a target or something with his 30 min lunch
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