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post your favorite verse from teh bible Matt 11:30: For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”
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Uh Jesus, this wine is loving watered-down...you wanna get cut man... Deuteronomy?
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Jul 12, 2014 02:58
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Col 3:23: Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men,
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Jul 12, 2014 02:58
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Jesus wept
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Jul 12, 2014 03:00
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ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose members were like those of donkeys and whose emissions like those of horses."
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Jul 12, 2014 03:00
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dont poo poo this thread up this is really impotrant to share with gbs, you lot need jesus
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Jul 12, 2014 03:00
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no thanks i've graduated up to the koran
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Jul 12, 2014 03:01
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cis white male posted:no thanks i've graduated up to the koran english is the language of the lord
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Jul 12, 2014 03:02
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Jesus wept John 11:35
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Jul 12, 2014 03:02
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jeremiah 12:3 "Yet you know me, Lord; you see me and test my thoughts about you. Drag them off like sheep to be butchered! Set them apart for the day of slaughter!"
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Jul 12, 2014 03:04
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Effectronica posted:jeremiah 12:3 a good one
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Jul 12, 2014 03:05
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Luke chapter 4 is pretty cool. Jesus fasts in the wilderness for 40 days after the Holy Spirit enters him. During that time Satan comes to him and tempts him with worldly pleasure and power. What is cool is the exact same thing happens to the Buddha, who fasts under the Bodhi tree for 40 days while being tempted by the demons of samsara. Pretty cool imo.
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Jul 12, 2014 03:05
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Genesis 46,20 Yea and Joseph said unto Asenath; “Lets see dem big ol’ titties.”
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Jul 12, 2014 03:06
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Turns out it was likely that John the Baptist was the Big loving Deal at that time and everyone was into his poo poo. Jesus was just some weird dude who glommed onto John's poo poo, and ended up having the better PR department. But most Jesus poo poo we have is probably a combination of John, Jesus, and a bunch of other Eastern "mystery cults" like Sol Invictus or Mithras (both waaaaaay loving cooler btw) Bible is pretty loving gay and watered-down like Jesus wine tbh.
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Jul 12, 2014 03:06
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Ocean Book posted:Luke chapter 4 is pretty cool. Jesus fasts in the wilderness for 40 days after the Holy Spirit enters him. During that time Satan comes to him and tempts him with worldly pleasure and power. What is cool is the exact same thing happens to the Buddha, who fasts under the Bodhi tree for 40 days while being tempted by the demons of samsara. Pretty cool imo. the bible never lies not to be confused with infamous poster on gbs who spreads his anti jesus rhetoric all over
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Jul 12, 2014 03:06
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Thomas 1:11 "Jesus said, "This heaven will pass away, and the one above it will pass away. The dead are not alive, and the living will not die. In the days when you consumed what is dead, you made it what is alive. When you come to dwell in the light, what will you do? On the day when you were one you became two. But when you become two, what will you do?" Ocean Book posted:Luke chapter 4 is pretty cool. Jesus fasts in the wilderness for 40 days after the Holy Spirit enters him. During that time Satan comes to him and tempts him with worldly pleasure and power. What is cool is the exact same thing happens to the Buddha, who fasts under the Bodhi tree for 40 days while being tempted by the demons of samsara. Pretty cool imo. jesus is commonly recognized as a buddha/boddhisattva
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Jul 12, 2014 03:10
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Numbers 23:22 King James Version (KJV) 22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn. e: Fixed spacing
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Jul 12, 2014 03:13
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Deut. 22:10 "Don't be so gay about it, Gary. Oh my me you can be such a fag sometimes"
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Jul 12, 2014 03:20
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COMMANDER KEEN
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Jul 12, 2014 03:21
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Judges 1:19 King James Version (KJV) 19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
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Jul 12, 2014 03:21
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Judges 1:19 King James Version (KJV) is that detroit?
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Jul 12, 2014 03:22
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Thomas 1:22 Jesus saw infants being suckled. He said to his disciples, "These infants being suckled are like those who enter the kingdom." They said to him, "Shall we then, as children, enter the kingdom?" Jesus said to them, "When you make the two one, and when you make the inside like the outside and the outside like the inside, and the above like the below, and when you make the male and the female one and the same, so that the male not be male nor the female female; and when you fashion eyes in the place of an eye, and a hand in place of a hand, and a foot in place of a foot, and a likeness in place of a likeness; then will you enter the kingdom."
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Jul 12, 2014 03:24
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Quran (8:57) - "If thou comest on them in the war, deal with them so as to strike fear in those who are behind them, that haply they may remember." As true today as when it was written
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Jul 12, 2014 03:24
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GlazedMcGuffin posted:Quran (8:57) - "If thou comest on them in the war, deal with them so as to strike fear in those who are behind them, that haply they may remember." I SAID BIBLE
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Jul 12, 2014 03:30
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Proof that Christians failed the test of their lord: Deuteronomy 13:1-5 King James Version (KJV) 13 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder, 2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them; 3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the Lord your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul. 4 Ye shall walk after the Lord your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him. 5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the Lord your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the Lord thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
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Jul 12, 2014 03:34
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hail satan my dark lord and master
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Jul 12, 2014 03:36
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mrwuss posted:I SAID BIBLE We all have our own bibles. Snoop 4:20 "Smoke weed every day."
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Jul 12, 2014 03:36
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satan 1:1 hail satan
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Jul 12, 2014 03:41
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And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Hail Satan
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Jul 12, 2014 03:48
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If I touch my hand to the screen can you bless me?
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Jul 12, 2014 03:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
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Jul 12, 2014 03:53
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Exodus 21:20-21 – "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property." e: looking for women to spill my seed on. it will not hit the ground, so we won't be sinning. pm me
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Jul 12, 2014 03:55
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i like the part where i come back to life and surprise the poo poo out of everybody also I like wine and fish and am drinking wine right now and ate some fish earlier but all the really cool smiting people and turning them into pillars of salt and stuff as before my time unfortunately 'cause that would have been pretty rad to see
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Jul 12, 2014 03:55
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Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun? One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever. The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose. The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits. All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again. All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
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Jul 12, 2014 03:58
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whiskey river take my mind
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Jul 12, 2014 04:00
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ellic posted:We all have our own bibles. no the bible is the name of a specific book
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Jul 12, 2014 04:26
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Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”. When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria. 2 Kings 2:23-25
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Jul 12, 2014 04:47
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does the bible teach any good spells. how do i do bible magic.
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Jul 12, 2014 04:50
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Deki posted:Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”. When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria. This is my favorite one. I think what I like most is how everything gets hosed up but then it's just like "And then he went from there to Mount Carmel..." like it's just some every day poo poo that happens to this dude.
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I just whooped your rear end john 3 : 16
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