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flying a plane into the world trade center
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Jul 12, 2014 10:56
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Cutting your wrist in a train and spraying blood at random people screaming maniacally "I have aids"
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Jul 12, 2014 10:59
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Be Palestinian and be killed in a Zionist genocide.
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Jul 12, 2014 11:04
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charge a cop with a rubber knife dying words can just be "cranked"
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Jul 12, 2014 11:34
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Shove a dozen ecstacy rolls up your rear end on a plane
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Jul 12, 2014 11:36
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Try to gently caress everythi g in sight until you are put down while having one of those carry around boomboxes strapped to your back looping just beat it
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Jul 12, 2014 11:38
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Find a police officer under a ledge and piss on him
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Jul 12, 2014 11:38
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In Final Exit the writer recommends overdosing on helium for it's painlessness, accessibility and how hilarious it will make your death rattle sound.
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Jul 12, 2014 11:40
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Morkyz posted:flying a plane into the world trade center
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Jul 12, 2014 11:45
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Swallowing all your titty pills and dying of an estrogen overdose and leaving a gorgeously feminine corpse with huge tits
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Jul 12, 2014 12:07
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Jumping into a wood chipper aimed at the white house
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Jul 12, 2014 12:27
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Fake being a russian spy and try to kill the president igniting world war 3 aka end of the world
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Jul 12, 2014 14:29
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Homo for Hitler posted:Alright so here's mine you start with the traditional self hanging technique but replace rope with the razer-sharp chicken wire. Now here where the rulebook changes. Be nude. Get out some superglue and apply it to both sides of your head, and then your hands. Attach your hands to your super glue head pieces and while you wait for it to dry, think of something really sexy and get an erection. Once youre nice and hard, jump! With any luck, it'll look like you ripped off your head trying to suck your own dick. If you actually manage to get your dick into your mouth doing so, you'll earn bonus points for a hole in one! You got that from doug stanhope edit: i know this becuase it was what I was going to post as my answer
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Jul 12, 2014 14:30
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I would rip off a lovely comedian for his lovely joke, then post it all over the internet, then shoot myself because I called myself Piss Sodastream
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Jul 12, 2014 14:33
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I thought the coolest way to die was in a shoot out with the police on national television. Or that dude who shot himself on fox when i was trying o watch cartoons.
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Jul 12, 2014 14:36
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Strangle yourself with your bare hands. I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's certainly the most macho.
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Jul 12, 2014 15:34
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Atarian posted:Strangle yourself with your bare hands. I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's certainly the most macho. strangle your self with your butt hair, for machoness.
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Jul 12, 2014 15:35
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walk up to your bitch ex-gf's place, knock on the door, and when she opens it say "this is all your fault" and shoot yourself that oughta teach her for leaving me *sob*
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Jul 12, 2014 15:37
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Eat some hot dogs.
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Jul 12, 2014 15:49
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Enter a binding contract in which you spend the rest of your days having every last character of every SA forum post tattooed onto your body non-stop (read out-loud from an ipad by an insufferable nerd) until you die from blood loss
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Jul 12, 2014 15:51
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Atarian posted:Strangle yourself with your bare hands. I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's certainly the most macho. as soon as you pass out your hands will relax think practical please
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Jul 12, 2014 15:52
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Neurosis posted:as soon as you pass out your hands will relax think practical please http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
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Jul 12, 2014 15:53
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Shoot yourself in a public place with your dick out. However prior to this you place a device capable of delivering and electric shock firmly against your prostate and set it to a timer. As we all know an electric shock delivered to a corpses prostate will cause post mortem ejaculation thus you will blow a huge zombie load all over the emt.
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Jul 12, 2014 16:30
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lol
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Jul 12, 2014 16:35
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Put on martyrdom perk and enjoy the nerd rage.
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Jul 12, 2014 17:36
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Anyone who is planning on committing suicide is a selfish and worthless piece of poo poo unless they play out GTA in real life by killing as many cops as possible before they get gunned down in the street or die in a fiery inferno.
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Jul 12, 2014 17:39
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suicide by chimp
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Jul 12, 2014 17:41
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skydiving
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Jul 12, 2014 17:45
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Helpimscared posted:skydiving indoor skydiving
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Jul 12, 2014 17:46
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A misanthrope posted:suicide by chimp that's a pretty metal way to go because those little fuckers will tear you to shreds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM
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Jul 12, 2014 17:46
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Get ebola Piss in the water supply of all your local schools
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Jul 12, 2014 17:47
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Helpimscared posted:skydiving base jumping 
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Jul 12, 2014 17:54
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going pro pos
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Jul 12, 2014 17:55
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Tuxedo Gin posted:that's a pretty metal way to go because those little fuckers will tear you to shreds.  also lol at the racist youtube comments because of course racist youtube comments
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Jul 12, 2014 17:59
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A misanthrope posted:base jumping Is this guy okay.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:00
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nooneofconsequence posted:Is this guy okay.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:00
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Suitcase full of C4 and 10 pounds of roofing nails in the boardroom of the RIAA or some other evil organization
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Jul 12, 2014 18:03
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Construct a giant mouse trap with a sack of cash on the catch then prepare yourself for art
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Jul 12, 2014 18:04
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Homo for Hitler posted:Try to fist a cop kan-CHO!!!
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