imo, the Transformers movies directed by Michael Bay are pretty good, or probably above average at least.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 14:49 |
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They are worse than the cartoons since the cartoons are actually focused on giant robots instead of people. Transformers prime was better than all the bay movies put together, and it was pretty human centric for a transformers show.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 14:51 |
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Counterpoint: You are a terrible person.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 14:52 |
dontcareaboutname posted:They are worse than the cartoons since the cartoons are actually focused on giant robots instead of people. Transformers prime was better than all the bay movies put together, and it was pretty human centric for a transformers show. I have to agree, but I still like the movies ok. The humans do tend to be the worst part tho.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 14:52 |
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i thought that one cinema discusso thread about how the movies are just a deconstruction of american society were neat but it didnt like make me want to watch the anymore than i already had to pain and gain is pretty good though
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 14:52 |
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I'm pretty sure a better transformers movie could be made by the robot chickens, stop motion crew and some firecrackers.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 14:54 |
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colossal robo balls
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 15:37 |
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They make a lot of money so they must be good
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 15:54 |
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Jesus christ why did I even watch the last one
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 15:58 |
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voted goku for comedic effect
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:00 |
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also yes they are very bad movies, but also good to watch if you are just monging out on the couch
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:00 |
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I really liked the subplot involving Bumblebee getting recalled due to an ignition switch issue
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:03 |
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The thing I liked best about the first movie was that the black robot was the first one to die, in good Hollywood tradition
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:05 |
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in the first one they had a pissing robot and in the second a humping robot after that i gave up on the series but i assume the third had a robot into poopsex or something
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:08 |
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When does the arcee porn parody cum out?
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:09 |
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congratulations OP, you are now cleared to post in cined
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:11 |
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i saw the first one when it came out, and it was cool.there were cool cgi robots fighting.guess its lucky i never watched the cartoons because a lot of people seem to have been emotionally scarred by Michael Bay's interpretation of a toy advert
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:14 |
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:i saw the first one when it came out, and it was cool.there were cool cgi robots fighting.guess its lucky i never watched the cartoons because a lot of people seem to have been emotionally scarred by Michael Bay's interpretation of a toy advert its a poo poo movie with poo poo characters and poo poo, incomprehensible action scenes really the awful action is the biggest indictment agaisnt it
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:17 |
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transformers was at its peak before i was born or when i was too young to give a poo poo about TV cartoons for reference, i loved watching the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles every day before i went to preschool
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:17 |
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actually they're good. not citizen kane good, but they're up there
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:18 |
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We need bay to make robotech. How can he mess up plane/robots blowing up 100 aliens, every 15 mins. He can cut and paste the same action scene 40 times and no robotech fan would complain.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:19 |
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:54 |
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i was honestly shocked to learn that pain and gain was a michael bay movie because its pretty good
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:55 |
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They're a modern reimagining of an 80's toy commercial. They're not as bad as sperglord a would have you believe, but they're just as crazy and unrealistic as the 80's cartoon but in a different direction.
CAPT. Rainbowbeard fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Jul 13, 2014 |
# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:10 |
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their good. they are. there good and not bad
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:14 |
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Lockdown was dope.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:16 |
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Some C/D goon made a 29 MB PDF (489 pages) and .EPUB (lol) about why Transformers are good http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571842 pro read Xaris fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Jul 13, 2014 |
# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:19 |
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The Transformers movies provide a great public service in baiting out the adults who have in depth opinions about which kids entertainment speaks to them the most.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:24 |
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movied
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:33 |