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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
had to convince everyone there's a divine reward for not being an rear end in a top hat with their one life

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The reward is someone pising up your butt, because you love that.

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i have not been rewarded nearly as much as i like

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

FordPRefectLL posted:

i have not been rewarded nearly as much as i like

more piss for the piss boy

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
piss life

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
Weren't alot of religions originally for illiterates?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
OP's Mum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHAeC980pyI

naem
May 29, 2011

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
whered you find that gif of me

naem
May 29, 2011

Jesus was a chill Jew who drank a lot, he and his bros had these keggers where they'd to abou the meaning of life and they kept pissing off the cops

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

naem posted:

Jesus was a chill Jew who drank a lot, he and his bros had these keggers where they'd to abou the meaning of life and they kept pissing off the cops

if you have seen the film 'Animal House' it is a modern retelling of Jesus' 'lost years'

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax

same

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i bet jesus was pretty cool irl

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
guess what?


:nws:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
jesus dad got dope cash to pay for phat implants for his son/daughter

naem
May 29, 2011

If you think about it, Jesus' dad is the CEO of the universe. And his stepdad had a job all lined up for him in his construction biz. Instead he chose a life of HANGING WITH HIS BROS. All his friends were sinners and prostitutes

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
u figgered me out

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
drat misanthrope ui never new jesus f christ had somne RUDE rear end titties

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jesus P. Christ is my own saver

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ilikedirt posted:

drat misanthrope ui never new jesus f christ had somne RUDE rear end titties

and you know none of the apostles had game. only one brave enough to grab a titty was peter

tho thomas did get to stick a finger in jesus nail hole

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