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Sauer posted:Every time I have to travel outside of Montreal I fear that my anglophone accent will get me killed. There are rural Quebec up here in the oil sands plant and there are also some people from Colorado. I have waaaaaaay more in common with the people from colorado
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:35 |
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So Canada has a huge problem with alcoholism and drinks more than 50% above the global average. Because they're just so happy, amirite?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:12 |
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ninotoreS posted:So Canada has a huge problem with alcoholism and drinks more than 50% above the global average. Because tjhey're so fun
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 09:44 |
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ninotoreS posted:So Canada has a huge problem with alcoholism and drinks more than 50% above the global average. because they sit inside doing nothing all day because its too cold
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 09:56 |
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I'm not afraid to admit this online: I'm racist against canadians
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 09:56 |
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I wish it was as cold as you people seem to think it is. Its loving hot as hell right now in Vancouver and its 2 am.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:13 |
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ninotoreS posted:So Canada has a huge problem with alcoholism and drinks more than 50% above the global average. They make drat good beer that's why.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:15 |
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It's hot in some places for what 2 months out of the year
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:15 |
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I went golfing in January
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:18 |
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Norm is canadian you shithead
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:18 |
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jigglemaster7 posted:90% of them seem to be under the assumption that Canada (lmao) is better than America. i'm not sure where you got this impression as i have never met a canadian who didn't think that canada sucks they just don't admit it to americans
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:23 |
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canada is good and cool and we actually may not buy your lovely VTOL fighter so suck our maple flavoured nuts
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:32 |
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cock hero flux posted:i'm not sure where you got this impression as i have never met a canadian who didn't think that canada sucks this is actually true but it's because we have perspective so don't believe your dumb country is better for a second
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:34 |
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I like buying beer in convenience stores like the States. That's the one thing I believe we could learn from America.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:40 |
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I wish canada had cheap rear end fast food like america does. I'd be obese as poo poo edit: buying beer everywhere is chill too
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:55 |
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Canadians never stop talking about 1814 when "they" burned some guys house in DC when he wasn't even home.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 12:30 |
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VibrioCholera posted:Canadians never stop talking about 1814 when "they" burned some guys house in DC when he wasn't even home. We don't. We literally hold parades for that poo poo
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 12:53 |
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I went to canada, but it was too hard to get shot in the face every loving day, so i moved to the usa
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 12:56 |
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Welcome to Cumcetchakoon, Canada!
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 13:04 |
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Lake Louise is nicer than Everest. It has no death zone, and when people die they don't just leave them on the side of the hill. It's also much cheaper.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:08 |
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Al Cowens posted:The CN Tower is the civil engineering equivalent of putting on stilts and balancing a tripod on your head and declaring yourself the tallest person in the world and by person I mean clown and by world I mean circus. what the gently caress is a cn tower?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:22 |
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Canada has about the same productivity as Spain, a poor country that takes 3 mandatory naps per day. A lazy lazy country.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:27 |
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.lnk to the past posted:what the gently caress is a cn tower? CNN wasn't willing to pay for full naming rights.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:28 |
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It's weird going to the middle of nowhere Northern Minnesota or the UP and realizing there is a whole country even further north.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:31 |
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canada is pretty pleasant but only worth living in for about 5-6 months of the year, the rest is pure freezing hell. that said, i'd rather spend that period of freezing hell in canada than ever experience reno, nevada again
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:40 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:It's weird going to the middle of nowhere Northern Minnesota or the UP and realizing there is a whole country even further north. Most Canadians live east from, or even south east from Minnesota.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:51 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:The weather loving sucks. I could never live somewhere that cold. I would've committed suicide about 15 years sooner than I am already gonna. would that make it now, in the past, or still slightly in the future? either way move to canada asap
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:27 |
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mookface posted:It is and we are hth op hate to tell you but canada is just where seedy residents of twin peaks go to commit crimes and have unprotected sex how is that better than wholesome smalltown america?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:28 |
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Canada is being run by people who really want to be American. There are even American sponsored parties that preach Tea Party poo poo but it's too extreme for some people. Next year we'll be run by people who kind of want to be American but maybe not who knows Edit: Need a picture of Obama having a house party and across the street Stephen Harper starring longingly at it in a silent, lonely house...
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:36 |
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Canada is better than the US because they have some French people that make the place classier, it's still a shithole compared to every country in Europe.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:39 |
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If mississauga has taught me anything, its that canadians are just as racist and lovely as americans, they do litter, dont give a gently caress, but they drive pretty deece, surprisingly. I dont care if u live in brampton or etobicoke ur house aint worth a million dollhairs (thats dollars in my special dialect)
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:49 |
Slipknot Hoagie posted:If mississauga has taught me anything, its that canadians are just as racist and lovely as americans
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:51 |
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Lord Tywin posted:Canada is better than the US because they have some French people that make the place classier, it's still a shithole compared to every country in Europe.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:54 |
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THS posted:what metrics are you using op Imperial system, obviously.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:57 |
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if i was rich i'd probably want to live in america tbh but i'm not rich so thank god for socialized medicine
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:59 |
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Alan Smithee posted:the worst kind of French people. Like Parisians without the Paris The Quebecois are as snobby as Parisians, as culturally sophisticated as Cajuns and hate the English more than the Irish do. Still one of the best parts of Canada though.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:17 |
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Canada is America's hat.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:29 |
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i can't watch trailer park boys because it's so like real canadians that there's no humor you just feel bad that everyone in canadia is a retarded idiot living in a trailer park
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:31 |
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Lord Tywin posted:Canada is better than the US because they have some French people that make the place classier, it's still a shithole compared to every country in Europe. except 1, french people are assholes. 2, fake french people are even bigger assholes. and 3, those fake frenchies hate all of you because your stop signs are in english
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:32 |
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Trees and Squids posted:canada is pretty pleasant but only worth living in for about 5-6 months of the year, the rest is pure freezing hell. My dad went to Hawaii and when he came back and described it he emphasized how warm the water was, even on cold days. It completely blew my mind that there's a place with warm water.
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