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Serious question: The Baby Goku lands on the Planet of the Apes. Whose side is he on? And, would he be able to beat Superape in a fight?
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Jul 13, 2014 19:41
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Fandyien posted:i just dont understand how a hyper intelligent ape uprising that eventualyl defeats the combined armies of man somehow ends up riding horses and shooting machine guns and not wearing clothes or driving tanks. furthermore wasn't hte whole point of the original planet of the apes that man destroyed itself and then apes evolved over eons in a replay of human evolution but with a twist? the first planet of the apes movie was awesome and had a message and it sounds like this not only fucks up the awesome part, but isn't even an accurate prequel They actually couldn't help themselves the first time around since the movies made so much money and there were a number of sequels (and a TV series) in the original Planet of the Apes movie series, including the aforementioned Beneath the Planet of the Apes which followed Charlton Heston descending into the heart of the planet discovering a culture of mutant humans who held on to technology and worshiped an unexploded atomic bomb which is a cool premise that was ruined by basically everyone involved just wanting to cash their check and go home. After this the writers kind of throw up their hands and the third movie is "I dunno, the smart apes end up on modern earth?", and is basically a second rate comedy movie follow the ape couple that helps Heston in the first movie. Also Ricardo Montebon is a zoo keeper that ensures the end of human life civilization as we know it. It's worth watching on a Sunday morning on SciFi but I wouldn't bother tracking it down. Makes Beneath look like Citizen Kane. The third one covers the same ground as this latest sequel to the new series, "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes", has a very different feel from the rest of the movies in a weird near-future. There are mass plagues that have killed off most of the lesser animals that were used as companions and I think a bunch of the human population. Apes are trained and conditioned to help pick up the slack of the low population and basically be black people slaves. I really like this movie, it's the only one of all of the original movies that doesn't really try to concern itself with fitting in with the rest of the movies, just telling it's piece of the story. This one covers the rise of Cesar and the revolt in "Ape City 01" which is basically large scale money riots vs swat team level force so it's never really explained why this ends up with humans under monkey paw. The last one in the original movies is complete garbage, wouldn't recommend it unless you really want to see them scrape the bottom of that barrel of monkeys. The TV isn't very long apparently, I never caught more than a couple of episodes but it seemed to be on the level of Robocop the Show. If you've never watched the original movie with Charlton Heston I would really recommend it, it really is a great movie that shouldn't be as good as it is.
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Jul 13, 2014 19:54
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obliviums posted:i suspect the filmmakers were human. hosed up if true
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Jul 13, 2014 19:58
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no cgi animators were harmed in the making of this film (yea rite)
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Jul 13, 2014 20:54
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Maurice the Orangutan was chill as hell I wanted to see him gently caress more poo poo up
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Jul 13, 2014 21:26
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the frist film was total garbage so gently caress you op
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Jul 13, 2014 21:27
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this new series makes me irritated and i don't even like the planet of the apes franchise. it's just so stupid
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Jul 13, 2014 21:30
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turdriver posted:the frist film was total garbage so gently caress you op I liked the first film a lot and this one is better for sure.
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Jul 13, 2014 21:42
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