The new planet of the apes kicked ass

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > The new planet of the apes kicked ass

MoreLikeTen: Oct 21, 2012; The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

Did they ever explain why the apes ride shoulder to shoulder on horses hipfiring machine guns at humans who also have machine guns? Cause I thought the whole point was the apes were smart.

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MoreLikeTen: Oct 21, 2012; The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

Fandyien posted:

i couldn't get over that. if the apes were smart wouldn't they suitcase nuke us or something. everything in the previews just looked like absurd bullshit. that being said 93% on Rottentomatoes is hella impressive so

Batman did this too. All the cops in NYC get in a big pack and just run headlong at guys with assault rifles and like 3 or 4 die before they have a 300 style brawl in the street. The aurora shooter killed more people with a gun than actual batman villains.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 04:21

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