I wish Mayor Wilkins would come back

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

He was a cool mod. I think he went crazy, but that's what mods do.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:02

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

He was a terrible fat stalker lunatic who couldn't even hang on to a relationship with equally crazy fat lunatics.

Also he allowed Bigpeeler back after he was permabanned.

Mayor Wilkins sucked.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:04

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

go niners

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:05

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

A little bit of Big Peeler is in us all.

he raped everyone, EVERYONE

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:06

Police Automaton: Mar 17, 2009; "You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:07

jimmsta: Oct 24, 2004; Shedding bell-end tears in the pocket of her resistance.; Grimey Drawer

Mayor Wilkins temporarily banned me once. Didn't he also have the story about fecal lasagna in a bath tub? I'm probably merging multiple people into one. Bigpeeler... Don't know how many people remember these guys, seeing as they both were gone around 2005 or so.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:11

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Police Automaton posted:

This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

here comes the pain train you massive dork

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:15

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

I liked his reading of the ladder theory

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:15

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

here comes the pain train you massive dork

nvm i thought that was what was posted when u read an ignored poster. carry on police automaton

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:16

Straker: Nov 10, 2005

jimmsta posted:

Mayor Wilkins temporarily banned me once. Didn't he also have the story about fecal lasagna in a bath tub? I'm probably merging multiple people into one. Bigpeeler... Don't know how many people remember these guys, seeing as they both were gone around 2005 or so.

i think that was martin random, but then he also turned out to post lots of bullshit so not sure if the :scax: story was true. i hope it was :ohdear:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:23

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

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# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:24