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 In the seventies a bunch of chicks hung out with an ape all day. They smoked weed with it, drank beers with it, and let it smell and nuzzle with their vaginas as he became pubescent and increasingly horny. His name was Nim chimsky (1973 - 2000) quote:Cunning, mischievous and increasingly strong, Nim outgrows his first family and is then adopted by a succession of young female students who live with him in a large mansion then owned by Columbia University. Nim’s animal nature continues to emerge strongly and, though often affectionate and playful, he can’t help but attack any human he perceives as weak. You can watch the documentary 'project nim'. I mean, if you really want http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AjdV7RwCexA I don't give a gently caress about chimps learning sign language because that seems unnecessary but what I do want to do is get shitfaced and smoke weed with one and just roll around in mud and poo poo. How do I achieve this goal? Will someone give me a chimp or do I have to buy one I can supply the booze and weed. BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jul 14, 2014 |
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Adult chimps are prone to violent mood swings and specifically attack the face and balls op
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Jul 14, 2014 03:52
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those chicks hosed the monkey
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Jul 14, 2014 03:53
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They let Nim Chimsky out of the cage when he turned Republican in 1980
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Jul 14, 2014 03:56
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Waltzing Along posted:those chicks hosed the monkey This one chick openly admits to letting it grope her breasts because she was a psychology student and was interested in oedipal manifestations. They would give the chimp a cat or a puppy and it would try to gently caress it to which they signed 'no it's not for that'
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Jul 14, 2014 03:56
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Waltzing Along posted:those chicks hosed the monkey This was the beginning of AIDS. Thanks, Nim Chimsky.
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Jul 14, 2014 04:01
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I really, desperately want to post something, but according to the new rules I'll get hosed up for it.
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Jul 14, 2014 04:04
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it'll rip your hands off
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Jul 14, 2014 04:04
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GelatinSkeleton posted:I really, desperately want to post something, but according to the new rules I'll get hosed up for it. Google translate it into Arabic and if you get banned tell the mods ISIS hacked into your account
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Jul 14, 2014 04:05
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28/m/australia seeking great apes for chill times and then I will cook and eat you. reward offered
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Jul 14, 2014 04:06
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Chimps are gross and scary. Dont chill with chimps or broz.
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Jul 14, 2014 04:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBcHLPGAUVg
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Jul 14, 2014 04:10
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you just watched rise of the planet of the apes didn't you?
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Harime Nui posted:Adult chimps are prone to violent mood swings and specifically attack the face and balls op Its OK I'm extremely well armed
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Jul 14, 2014 04:11
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GelatinSkeleton posted:I really, desperately want to post something, but according to the new rules I'll get hosed up for it. what new rules, there are rules? I'm triggered
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Jul 14, 2014 04:11
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jackyl posted:what new rules, there are rules? I'm triggered Yeah come on post that poo poo
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Jul 14, 2014 04:13
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jackyl posted:what new rules, there are rules? I'm triggered You're not supposed to say troon anymore.
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Jul 14, 2014 04:21
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lets just say, i'm gay.
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Jul 14, 2014 04:21
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GelatinSkeleton posted:lets just say, i'm gay. must the chimp be gay too?
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Jul 14, 2014 04:24
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thought this was going to be super racist tbqh
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Jul 14, 2014 04:25
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SirEvelynTremble posted:must the chimp be gay too? he can't consent anyways so why does it matter
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Jul 14, 2014 04:25
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Modern Day Hercules posted:he can't consent anyways so why does it matter get a chimp stoned it'll consent to anything
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Jul 14, 2014 04:26
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SirEvelynTremble posted:must the chimp be gay too? Only bonobos. I think they made a mistake by choosing a pan paniscus over a bonobo because clearly they know how to party hard dont give a gently caress BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jul 14, 2014 |
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mookface posted:Bites become commonplace, and at the age of five, with a vocabulary of over 120 words, Nim’s spell in human society, with all the privileges that involves, is prematurely curtailed. The experiment is abandoned and Nim is taken back to the primate research center in Oklahoma to learn, the hard way, how to live amongst his own kind. With his communication skills intact, Nim also makes lifelong friends with some of the human staff and even gets to drink the odd beer and smoke the occasional joint with them. this is one of the saddest loving things ive read in awhile I think. humans are goddamned terrible
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Jul 14, 2014 05:37
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Can you imagine smokin with that ape and suddenly he gets a wave of paranoia and rips your dick off
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Jul 14, 2014 06:05
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chimps are killers Agent Cooper
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dude if a chimp wanted to hang out and blaze with me my life would be pretty much complete
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