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I've been wrestling with depression my entire adult life and finally got sick of losing. Starting a month ago I came up with an alter ego (the feels stomper) and begun to practice wrestling moves on my infant sister as well as the neighborhood kids. Theres just 1 problem, I can't break kayfabe. My depression follows me everywhere and I can't let it know I'm actually the feels stomper. Reality is starting to collapse around me. I've delivered devastating body blows to my coworkers. When my supervisor tried to write me up I told her to know her role and shut her mouth. Now the manager is threatening to fire me and I challenged him to a pink slip match. I need help.
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Open with a Stone Cold Stunner, then spray beer over everyone and reverse-flip them off
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Jul 14, 2014 17:20
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Sounds like you need to set up a webcam at your workplace and do a PPV
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Jul 14, 2014 17:25
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Jul 14, 2014 17:27
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I've been wrestling with depression my entire adult life and finally got sick of losing. Starting a month ago I came up with an alter ego (the feels stomper) and begun to practice wrestling moves on my infant sister as well as the neighborhood kids. Theres just 1 problem, I can't break kayfabe. My depression follows me everywhere and I can't let it know I'm actually the feels stomper. Reality is starting to collapse around me. I've delivered devastating body blows to my coworkers. When my supervisor tried to write me up I told her to know her role and shut her mouth. Now the manager is threatening to fire me and I challenged him to a pink slip match. I need help. It's ok to turn heel. You can win the title back at the company picnic.
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Jul 14, 2014 17:34
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op, please stop making threads
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Jul 14, 2014 17:36
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scalded schlong posted:op, please stop making threads *tombstones your retarded rear end back to your faggy pink forum* that's the bottom line
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Jul 14, 2014 17:37
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Calling it now: OP murder-suicides in the next 12 months. At least 10 dead. IRL.
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Jul 14, 2014 17:39
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have you considered putting your manager in the torture rack
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Jul 14, 2014 17:40
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c.m. punk more like cum punk
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Jul 14, 2014 17:42
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:have you considered putting your manager in the torture rack he's currently wheelchair bound so I'm thinking about giving him a crippler crossface because of the high levels of irony
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Jul 14, 2014 17:43
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Overwined posted:Calling it now: Well the last goon only got like two people so lets hope this guy is that capable and motivated.
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Jul 14, 2014 17:47
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I'm calling you out op, you loving gay baby. You a fake and a poseur and just wait cuz one day when you back is turned I'm gonna atomic suplex your punk rear end into a big pile of Xanax
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Jul 14, 2014 17:51
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DO NOT BREAK KAYFABE. Protect the business at all costs brother.
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Jul 14, 2014 17:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpe2Sg8_RT8
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Jul 14, 2014 17:53
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:he's currently wheelchair bound so I'm thinking about giving him a crippler crossface because of the high levels of irony Lol
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Jul 14, 2014 17:54
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unlimited shrimp posted:cum punk mods
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Jul 14, 2014 17:58
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I like to fart in my hand and smell it
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Jul 14, 2014 18:00
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dad gay. so what posted:I like to fart in my hand and smell it the most illegal move in the history of wresting
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Jul 14, 2014 18:01
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scalded schlong posted:op, please keep making threads ----------------
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Jul 14, 2014 18:02
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:the most illegal move in the history of wresting da sneaky squeaker :ralp: a creepy colon fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Jul 14, 2014 |
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Jul 14, 2014 18:02
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4/10
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Jul 14, 2014 18:04
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OP what is your theme song
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Jul 14, 2014 18:06
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dad gay. so what posted:I like to fart in my hand and smell it Do you go around the back, or through the grundle to fart into the hand?
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Jul 14, 2014 18:06
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vyst posted:Do you go around the back, or through the grundle to fart into the hand? my friend farted in his hand and pushed the fart gas into my face and I gagged really loud and almost puked on his carpet hope you liked my story bye
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Jul 14, 2014 18:07
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what's your costume like, OP?
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Jul 14, 2014 18:21
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Lazerbeam posted:OP what is your theme song I suggest "behind blue eyes" (Limp Bizkit version)
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Jul 14, 2014 18:24
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OP when you go on a killing spree please make sure to say you're doing it for jonny five aces or something so SA can be relevant again, I'd appreciate it
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Jul 14, 2014 18:29
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op, what do you do for work? how do you have time to post so many threads?
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Jul 14, 2014 18:41
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Lazerbeam posted:OP what is your theme song City Escape - Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
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Jul 14, 2014 18:45
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El Mike-o posted:op, what do you do for work? how do you have time to post so many threads? I work at a Fedex/kinkos
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Jul 14, 2014 18:46
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:When my supervisor tried to write me up I told her to know her role and shut her mouth. Now the manager is threatening to fire me and I challenged him to a pink slip match. I need help. A slight problem with your story. THIS IS A SHOOT, BROTHER
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Jul 14, 2014 19:08
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jscolon2.0 posted:A slight problem with your story. The manager and my supervisor are two different people you clown
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Jul 14, 2014 19:23
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:City Escape - Sonic Adventure 2: Battle lol good answer
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Jul 14, 2014 19:45
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Server.
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Jul 14, 2014 19:48
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as gawd as my witness his performance review is broken in half
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Jul 14, 2014 20:15
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in my experience it's pretty tough to get fired if you're sucking your boss' dick on the reg
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Jul 14, 2014 20:34
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You should suck your boss off tbh
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Jul 14, 2014 21:05
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Murder your family and then yourself.
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Jul 14, 2014 21:14
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the best thing about wrestling is the ring entrances, i wish ring entrances trickled down IRL
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