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You live in a land of poo poo. It isnt "cool". Stop living in loving fantasy land. Youre not rap gangsters (who by the way are loving abhorrent people) Youre not in some action film. Youre in a loving garbage bin sucking dicks people threw out.
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Rapman the Cook posted:You live in a land of poo poo. Whats up alabama man
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Jul 15, 2014 11:38
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Rapman the Cook posted:You live in a land of poo poo. i'm a rap gangster irl
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Jul 15, 2014 11:54
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Rapman the Cook posted:You live in a land of poo poo. jokes on you i live on an island in the rear end end of nowhere 
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Jul 15, 2014 11:56
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Naerasa posted:I've spent six years here and I every day I pray to God that today is the day I can leave. Someday I'll see you again, hills, oceans, and livable weather if you don't think Chicago has liveable weather then you probably grew up somewhere else like a pussy.
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Jul 15, 2014 12:10
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Nanomashoes posted:if you don't think Chicago has liveable weather then you probably grew up somewhere else like a pussy. Polar vortex treating me good today outside in my nothing tanning on my trampoline
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Jul 15, 2014 12:13
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I hate the loving Cubs. Sorry baby I didn't mean it come back to me
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Jul 15, 2014 13:16
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Rapman the Cook posted:You live in a land of poo poo. 
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Jul 15, 2014 15:21
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chicago= stink onion
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Jul 15, 2014 16:14
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Idiot Kicker posted:I hate the loving Cubs. Come to the mediocre sox at least we've won something before sucking again
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Jul 15, 2014 17:19
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i just got back from chicago. it was cool and i didnt get shot
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Jul 15, 2014 17:22
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chicago is one of the few us cities with a functional public transport system also you can openly smoke weed in the subway tunnels and nobody will do poo poo
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Jul 15, 2014 18:04
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Sunshine Mix posted:It's a wonderful city with some horrific parts. Running with the "Chiraq" theme, it's less like Baghdad and more like Greater Paris (under Chirac [this is a banlieue reference]) Pffft, a life free of the threat of death by both gangs and cops ain't a life worth living.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:15
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Rapman the Cook posted:You live in a land of poo poo. Please don't throw your dicks out. TIA
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Jul 15, 2014 20:28
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Nanomashoes posted:if you don't think Chicago has liveable weather then you probably grew up somewhere else like a pussy.
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Jul 15, 2014 20:33
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i took a bus to chicago with a friend a few years ago. we got separated in the station and within less than a minute he got mugged. he's a very naive and trusting person, or was back then at least
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Jul 15, 2014 20:48
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Chicago is awesome if you live 30 minutes away and can go there for very specific reasons. That or if you hate cars and love the L. Then live there I guess. I'm not rich enough to live in any of the neighborhoods worth a drat so my opinion is skewed.
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Jul 15, 2014 22:22
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Its almost impossible to get decent pizza or an edible hot dog in Chicago.
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Jul 15, 2014 22:25
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pfft there were just 500 reported murders in chicago in 2012
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Jul 15, 2014 22:43
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Idiot Kicker posted:I hate the loving Cubs. They have an inbuilt fanbase that has grown up never having seen them win so they never need to
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Jul 15, 2014 22:47
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VibrioCholera posted:Chicago is awesome if you live 30 minutes away and can go there for very specific reasons. gently caress back off to the suburbs we don't want you
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Jul 15, 2014 23:27
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I've lived in the suburbs since I was 4, but I have been in and out of the neighborhoods from Marquette Park to Logan Square since I could drive. I've parked on the street overnight, walked at night alone, and never had a problem. I think you need to either a) not tremble like a chihuahua or b) just have an attitude that "lol, you can't rape the willing, motherfuckers". It probably also helps that I drive lovely cars and never owned a pair of Air Jordans.
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Jul 15, 2014 23:36
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Rapman the Cook posted:You live in a land of poo poo. lolling at chicago
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Jul 15, 2014 23:38
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Chicago has many hidden treasures worth visiting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU also lolling how it's one of the big name US cities that still gets negative population growth while other areas like DC or Boston are positive growth: 
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Jul 15, 2014 23:42
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Pththya-lyi posted:I grew up there, so the familiarity would be comforting Edwardo's is loving poo poo you idiot.
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Jul 15, 2014 23:56
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BigBoss posted:Its almost impossible to get decent pizza or an edible hot dog in Chicago. It's true. I don't want a hot dog sandwiched between a dumbass loving tomato or pickle. Likewise, Chicago pizza is akin to soaking a 8" tall pile of paper towels in oil and covering it in nasty ginzo sauce. Slimy, oily, gross fattening poo poo. NY pizza supremacy. Zweigels supremacy. gently caress chicago.
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Jul 15, 2014 23:58
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FARK Kiosk posted:Edwardo's is loving poo poo you idiot. Maybe I only think that because I don't know about your favorite pizza! I've only had Edwardo's/Giordano's and Uno's (Uno's is okay, but not as good as Edwardo's), never Gino's East or Lou Malnati's.
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Jul 16, 2014 00:12
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I love going to Chicago, staying in a nice hotel, eating at some nice jazz clubs, and doing touristy shopping poo poo. It's like Vegas but not Tacky. Giordano's best pizza.
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Jul 16, 2014 00:20
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Pththya-lyi posted:Maybe I only think that because I don't know about your favorite pizza! I've only had Edwardo's/Giordano's and Uno's (Uno's is okay, but not as good as Edwardo's), never Gino's East or Lou Malnati's. Don't waste your time. Papa John's is better than Gino's or Lou's
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Jul 16, 2014 00:55
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This is the best site about Chicago: http://heyjackass.com/
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Sax posted:This is the best site about Chicago: http://heyjackass.com/ lol. "but we don't put no ketchup on our hot dogs nope a dope dope we are a great city" gently caress chicago. maybe everyone will kill each other and lake michigan will flood its banks for 500 miles and consume them all.
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Jul 16, 2014 01:40
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BigBoss posted:Don't waste your time. Papa John's is better than Gino's or Lou's I don't like Papa John's all that much, so I guess I'll like Gino's or Lou's even less
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Jul 16, 2014 01:41
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Sax posted:This is the best site about Chicago: http://heyjackass.com/ lol http://www.businessinsider.com/chicago-is-the-worst-american-city-2013-6?op=1 http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/21/books/review/the-third-coast-by-thomas-dyja-and-more.html
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Jul 16, 2014 01:43
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FARK Kiosk posted:gently caress chicago. maybe everyone will kill each other and lake michigan will flood its banks for 500 miles and consume them all. Don't kid yourself. Maybe the gangsters will kill each other, but the rich will be perfectly safe in their high-rise condos. I once saw a couple dozen police officers respond to a single mugging by Michigan and Randolph. Poor kid ran right past me - I saw a cellphone clutched in his hand. Two dozen cops to get a cellphone back! I can't imagine the response if some captain of industry's life was threatened.
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Pththya-lyi posted:Don't kid yourself. Maybe the gangsters will kill each other, but the rich will be perfectly safe in their high-rise condos. I once saw a couple dozen police officers respond to a single mugging by Michigan and Randolph. Poor kid ran right past me - I saw a cellphone clutched in his hand. Two dozen cops to get a cellphone back! I can't imagine the response if some captain of industry's life was threatened. maybe they will all choke on rick bayless' frontera taco chips at his lovely meximelt chicago dump hole and die from that.
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Personally I don't understand the conflict over NY and Deep Dish pizza. They are completely different other than using the word "pizza" and are both real good. Just eat it and get fat and happy idiots.
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FARK Kiosk posted:maybe they will all choke on rick bayless' frontera taco chips at his lovely meximelt chicago dump hole and die from that. keystone kops pour into the restaurant to arrest the chips
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Chinatown posted:Personally I don't understand the conflict over NY and Deep Dish pizza. They are completely different other than using the word "pizza" and are both real good. Unless the pizza is cooked in a stone fired oven, it will always be a greasy fast food item. It's so worth it to pay the extra 5 bucks or whatever, to get rid of papa johns, dominos, pizza hut, and the ilk.
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SpeedGem posted:Unless the pizza is cooked in a stone fired oven, it will always be a greasy fast food item. Hmmm, no. SpeedGem posted:It's so worth it to pay the extra 5 bucks or whatever, to get rid of papa johns, dominos, pizza hut, and the ilk. YES>
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Chicago is p cool and I like being sent there but I don't understand why anyone would relocate or get settled there. For pretty much the same cost of living you can live in the Northeast or California. The NE has all the cultural stuff Chicago has (except more and better), and so does California (with year-round nice weather). So it's not like HEY gently caress CHICAGO it's more like "oh ok chicago ya cool cya". e: but then again I live in Boston which is also overpriced and thinks it's much cooler than it actually is so we're almost like Chicago's runt twin brother.
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