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mr.capps posted:why hasn't that guy been banned yet he is kinda the worst tbh You are not so good, either.
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Red Bones posted:What decade will be the one where they start being well written? They're well written all the time. It's just that the stories they're well written into are usually not canon.
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Red Bones posted:What decade will be the one where they start being well written? I don't know I don't read the words I only look at the pix 
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Maoist Pussy posted:You are not so good, either. coming from you, that really means something
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Jul 16, 2014 18:41
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mr.capps posted:coming from you, that really means something 
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coming from you, that really means something
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Jul 16, 2014 19:07
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The Mjolnir is her penis.
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Jul 16, 2014 19:13
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Don Tacorleone posted:I don't know I don't read the words I only look at the pix woah tranny-hawk eye is kinda hot in a slutty as gently caress way. I would put my arrow in him/her, heh he h heh
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Jul 16, 2014 19:26
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Comic books are garbage so who cares.
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Jul 16, 2014 19:26
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big duck equals goose posted:woah tranny-hawk eye is kinda hot in a slutty as gently caress way. I would put my arrow in him/her, heh he h heh p sure that is harley quinn
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Jul 16, 2014 19:31
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Machai posted:p sure that is harley quinn wtf no interested anymore
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Jul 16, 2014 19:32
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i heard spiderman is black now is that still true or did they rewhite him?
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Jul 16, 2014 19:50
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Greyhawk posted:i heard spiderman is black now that was ultimate spider-man
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Jul 16, 2014 19:51
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are people more or less upset about this then they were about black spiderman
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Jul 16, 2014 19:52
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mr.capps posted:that was ultimate spider-man so they still have a billion continuities running parallel? i thought they wanted to clean that all up
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Jul 16, 2014 19:53
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Greyhawk posted:so they still have a billion continuities running parallel? that is dc
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Iggy Koopa posted:are people more or less upset about this then they were about black spiderman 1 being the most upsetting and 10 being the least... ! The things that people are upset about to this very day in the comic world! 1. Wolverwhine married a Japanese woman despite he could have gotten with she-hulk. What a loving retarded smelly idiot. This not only pissed off the fan girl base, but also the gay Canadian base who wanted him to maybe get with The Punisher. 2. Tony starks sex tape was him just getting drunk and cumming on his bedsheets after blackcat gave him a lazy handjob or something and it was very graphic and too mature for most readers. 3. Cloak, the blackest marvel hero, has to escort a white woman named dagger around and that's pretty offensive. there is a few tumblrs about this 4. The dark knight returns 2 was a terrible book and it is about the internet or something. 5. Silversurfer and Dr. Strange apparently have all this magical power and poo poo and can save the world from everything but their comics are normally them whining about how hard it is to be a demi-god and deals with them doing chores like getting some banking done or cleaning up the apartment. 6 - 10. Something about the house of M and how scarlet witch transformed everyone into babies with no powers but they reconned it later and said it didn't happen then they said it did happen but mutants came back, but then quick silver came back alive and stole all the powers again. It was very confusing and also had graphic sex scenes. Ugh, I just feel so angry even typing this stuff out!
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mr.capps posted:that is dc oh right.
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big duck equals goose posted:1 being the most upsetting and 10 being the least... ! All of this is true edit: also there are stealth anime panels inserted into the opening MARVEL sequence at the movies. I think it's wrong to do that
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big duck equals goose posted:1. Wolverwhine married a Japanese woman despite he could have gotten with she-hulk. What a loving retarded smelly idiot. This not only pissed off the fan girl base, but also the gay Canadian base who wanted him to maybe get with The Punisher.
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big duck equals goose posted:1 being the most upsetting and 10 being the least... ! this list is out of date because its not all the terrible modern dc decisions lol
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Somewhere between 6-8: Nick fury has never submitted a copy of his resume even though he's been hired and fired from SHIELD dozens of times. How am I supposed to take this seriously
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Jul 16, 2014 20:10
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there's an obama joke in there
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Jul 16, 2014 20:11
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Don Tacorleone posted:The marvel post specifically says she is Thor, not just wielding the power of Thor
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Jul 16, 2014 20:15
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Nah, he just got his memories and powers temporarily stolen by daddy Odin. If some random bum found Mjölnir, they wouldnt become Thor, they'd become a bum god. So basically either she was a goddess to begin with or Odin gave him a quick sex-change just to be extra dickish. Or... who the gently caress knows.
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Solid 4: overuse of capes, masks with wings
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So is Marvel actually getting better about the whole  thing, in general because I dont trust them at all
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Jul 16, 2014 20:57
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big titty superheroes are still all the rage. Sorry to "disappoint", unlimited shrimps
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Jul 16, 2014 21:02
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If superheroines with big titties are wrong I don't wanna be right If superheroes with all muscle everywhere even their crotches ESPECIALLY their crotches are wrong then I wanna be wrong.
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This is so much bullshit, but it doesn't surprise me coming from the stupid franchise that casts a black man to play the Norse God and guard of Asgard, Heimdall. I don't really give a poo poo, I haven't read a comic in decades lol
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Jul 16, 2014 21:21
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Like half the Vikings were black tho, look it up. One time they got drunk and carved runes on the asses ofancient Egypt lion status
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Jul 16, 2014 21:30
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Watching people claim to not be racist while getting noticeably upset at Heimdall being black was the best thing about the first Thor movie. Worst thing: bleached eyebrows.
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I thought they meant the movie Thor and I thought that was quite radical, but maybe they could cast that woman who was in that movie, Precious. Then I saw it was the comics and instantly didn't care. Space viking.
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big duck equals goose posted:woah tranny-hawk eye is kinda hot in a slutty as gently caress way. I would put my arrow in him/her, heh he h heh Can you tell its a tranny because they drew her with a manly upper body/face or because she dresses like a nerd-idiot's idea of how girls dress
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DeepQantas posted:Nah, he just got his memories and powers temporarily stolen by daddy Odin. If some random bum found Mjölnir, they wouldnt become Thor, they'd become a bum god. it depends on which origin story marvel prefers at the time. back in the very first issues sometime in the 60s it was just doctor dude happened to find a magical walking stick and gets thor powers. it took a few hundred issues actually until they came up with "oh, he was really the real thor all along". then later people took a lot of drugs and when they finally came down it was the 80s already, so they went with "well, actually it's whosoever picks up the hammer is thor, so maybe doctor dude isn't thor after all" and a whole bunch of people were thor including this:  Ladies and Gentleman, Thor. Alien Thor. Named Beta Ray Bill. Yes, an alien named Beta Ray Bill.
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unlimited shrimp posted:So is Marvel actually getting better about the whole  guess
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Oh my god, it'd be like Marvel in the JoJo universe 
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