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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
man arrested after "passive-aggressively stabbing watermelon"

http://wwlp.com/2014/07/15/man-arrested-after-passive-aggressively-stabbing-watermelon/

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i didn't read the link, what's it about?

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
zero tolerance policy. can't be too careful in today's sick society

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hello, what is the reserved list?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hi, forums user Jerry Lee. what is the reserved list ?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino’s tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher’s knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ZombieParts posted:

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino’s tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher’s knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing

lol! what's this form?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i heard he was passive aggressively arrested when the police pulled the paddy wagon right up to the front door and waited for him to leave the house

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
oh i thought we were gonna let this one slide off into oblivion with no response who hosed that up

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

sorry

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqUdoX9r7KU

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

bump

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

lonesomedwarf posted:

hi, forums user Jerry Lee. what is the reserved list ?

The reserved list that the red title is referencing is a list of cards in card game magic the gathering that will never be officially reprinted, causing polarizing opinions in autistic people everywhere

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
http://mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Reserved_List

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZy5S-jUIlw

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
I think stabbing a watermelon at somebody to threaten them should be a crime

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

lonesomedwarf posted:

hello, what is the reserved list?

enough about the reserve list








no wait, you are ok to speak about it

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
and go us, but embrace a god

lol

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Throwdini posted:

I think stabbing a watermelon at somebody to threaten them should be a crime

where does it end? next you'll say that i can't passive aggressively stab a cantaloupe when someone narcs on me.

its a slippery slope.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
ok so passive-aggressive has been ruined same as literally

we should all just stay within two syllables, it's all we know how to do right

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Maybe that nosey Female Should learn to mind her own business......What was she doing in his property looking through his tool box in the first place ? Sounds like a drat nosey neighbor that needs to mind her own business to me.....Cops should arrest her not him.



lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Homo for Hitler posted:

The reserved list that the red title is referencing is a list of cards in card game magic the gathering that will never be officially reprinted, causing polarizing opinions in autistic people everywhere

Thank you.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
what a oval office

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Reporter Isaac Avilucea covers Torrington schools and Litchfield County courts for The Register Citizen. Reach the author at iavilucea@registercitizen.com or follow Isaac on Twitter: IsaacAvilucea.


hm this guy looks like a certain le epic fyad meme

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

what is it

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nastyman posted:

ok so passive-aggressive has been ruined same as literally

we should all just stay within two syllables, it's all we know how to do right

Your right man, at least we can literally get something right!

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
why does he look so weird

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

ZombieParts posted:

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino’s tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher’s knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing

Woah, not the marijuana! That changes everything.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

avatarinwin posted:

why does he look so weird

He looks like young Nicolas Cage. That's why you're getting that vibe

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Nastyman posted:

ok so passive-aggressive has been ruined same as literally

we should all just stay within two syllables, it's all we know how to do right

awesome, two syllables are epic

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I enthusiastically stabbed op's mom


with my dilz

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
wait is the customer service guy actually american?

most unbelievable part of this story

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