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Like many goons, I have been told by women that I am creepy as hell. ITT my fellow creeps can discuss ways to date women without being arrested and/or scare off the women. I'll start by sharing a lesson I learned fairly recently: NEVER tell a woman her hair smells nice. It may seem like a nice innocent compliment, but the girl I made eye contact with on the bus left after I told her so, and then she got off the bus 4 stops earlier than usual.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:26
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u want sum fuk
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Jul 16, 2014 20:27
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if her hair smells nice just carve it into your inner thigh, that way by the time she sees it she'll be in too deep
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Jul 16, 2014 20:28
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"when first getting your sex on with a girl, do not ejaculate on her face and sing tag teams "Whomp, there it is!" right when doing so, haha!" - Some reddit user who posts a lot of about pick up techniques.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:29
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big duck equals goose posted:"when first getting your sex on with a girl, do not ejaculate on her face and sing tag teams "Whomp, there it is!" right when doing so, haha!" - Some reddit user who posts a lot of about pick up techniques. That seems like good advice for attractive guys, but this thread's about tips for creepy guys. I once tried ejaculating onto a girl's face, but she called the police before I could finish 
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Jul 16, 2014 20:31
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Persistence is key. Keep on creepin it will pay out in the end
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Jul 16, 2014 20:34
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date creepy girls, you can creep each other off
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Jul 16, 2014 20:35
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waitwhatno posted:date creepy girls, you can creep each other off This doesn't work. While creepy guys (i.e. creepos) generally have pretty low standards, Creepy girls (i.e. creepolas) have impossibly high standards. Edit: YMMV
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Jul 16, 2014 20:37
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Jul 16, 2014 20:37
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creepy = ugly right?
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Jul 16, 2014 20:41
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pay for it ya human being
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Jul 16, 2014 20:43
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BeefThief posted:pay for it ya human being wot u think dating is
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Jul 16, 2014 20:45
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Read "The Gift of Fear" and do the opposite. hth
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Jul 16, 2014 20:46
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www posted:wot u think dating is same thing as the op!
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Jul 16, 2014 20:46
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www posted:creepy = ugly right? Not necessarily. There are plenty of ugly guys who aren't creepy, and there are plenty of creepy guys who aren't ugly. There is a lot of crossover, though. Edit: I, for example, am in reasonably good shape, and I don't have any obvious physical flaws. I do have what many have called "a pedophile voice," and I have a mild case of Tourette's which makes me twitch uncontrollably and mutter things under my breath every now and then. ScratchAndSniff fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Jul 16, 2014 |
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Jul 16, 2014 20:47
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get a mannequin and cover it in a flesh colored zentai and then make it up just like her
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Jul 16, 2014 20:47
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I told a girl she smelled nice but I was also making out with her at the time and then my penis went into her vagina later. She said I had a nice smile and was funny so do those things
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Jul 16, 2014 20:48
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www posted:creepy = ugly right? no, but it does compound the effect its been proven to exhaustion that you can be ugly as hell yet be cool and still score lots of poon so practically speaking - "no"
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Jul 16, 2014 20:49
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prostitutes don't care if you're creepy, OP
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Jul 16, 2014 20:51
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just walk around with a doofy smile rather than cold indiffernce face. everybody just thinks ur high or something. ps im an attractive goon boi but girls thihnk im creepy cause i read fyad lights and say nasty insane poo poo that is really f'ed up, they secerettly like it though.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:51
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SaltLick posted:my penis went into her vagina Nice.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:52
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SaltLick posted:I told a girl she smelled nice but I was also making out with her at the time and then my penis went into her vagina later. Check your norm-privilege. Not all of us can be funny and/or smile without women running away.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:53
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I do have what many have called "a pedophile voice,"
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Jul 16, 2014 20:55
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1gnoirents posted:u want sum fuk sploosh
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Jul 16, 2014 20:55
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why dont you post a picture of yourself op and we can give you some tips
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Jul 16, 2014 20:55
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what the avg goon looks like trying to approach a lady
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Jul 16, 2014 20:56
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Try showering The girl in urine
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Jul 16, 2014 20:58
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i usually approach them by leaping out of bushes and taking pictures on a manual camera
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Jul 16, 2014 20:58
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BeefThief posted:why dont you post a picture of yourself op and we can give you some tips Seconding this, although for the best guidance think about maybe providing a short video of yourself.
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Jul 16, 2014 20:59
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This thread isn't about me, it's about helping other goons unfortunate enough to be in my situation. I don't need to prove my creepiness to the internet.
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Jul 16, 2014 21:03
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ScratchAndSniff posted:This thread isn't about me, it's about helping other goons unfortunate enough to be in my situation. I don't need to prove my creepiness to the internet. The best way to help others it to lead by example.
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Jul 16, 2014 21:04
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lose weight, shave, get a decent hair cut, buy clothes that fit well, dont say too much
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Jul 16, 2014 21:05
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Check your norm-privilege. Not all of us can be funny and/or smile without women running away. 
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Jul 16, 2014 21:06
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way to hit me w/that before you timg'd it saltlick, you bitch
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Jul 16, 2014 21:07
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Dating tip: don't ask for dating tips on the internet
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Jul 16, 2014 21:07
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Saw the thread title, clicked with the full intention of posting a cliched joke about smelling the chick's hair and complimenting her on how she smells, read the OP and lol
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Jul 16, 2014 21:09
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have lots of money and low standards
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Jul 16, 2014 21:10
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This guy gets it. HEY VAPER posted:Dating tip: don't ask for dating tips on the internet Wow, lot of norm privilege going on here. I would like to see you almost get a date from three different women with a voice like mine. It's harder than I make it look (and I make it look pretty hard).
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Jul 16, 2014 21:11
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he looks cheerful though, he'll be fine
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Jul 16, 2014 21:11
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Wear shades. Don't make eye contact. Never smile. Make mean comments about everyone and everything. Eventually you'll attract some snotty bitch who thinks you're cool. SirEvelynTremble fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jul 16, 2014 |
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