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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Let's hit those delts bro

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm gay.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i exercise outside

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i punch things and lift stuff

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

OMFG FURRY posted:

i punch things and lift stuff

Great job bro, keep it up! *huffs and puffs*

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
What a surprise that this thread has only 5 posts.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
excellent satire of people who go to the gym, all

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
I just did 3 reps of curls in the squat rack. Time to browse facebook on my phone for 5 minutes.

SnotGrumble fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jul 24, 2014

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
it isn't. close thread.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
too busy doing something useful op

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Robo Reagan posted:

too busy doing something useful op

enjoy my sloppy seconds

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Thread needs more satirical images.









Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
gyms are good, everyone should go to the gym at least 3x a week. welp cya hitting the weights now

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Working out mad hard today brosephs, pumping these irons

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
"It's leg day." *Sits on leg extension machine for 30 minutes playing with iPhone*

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
i skipped a day this week which means i have to go today, on a friday



HAHAHA that's not gonna happen

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
A combination of cardio and doing resistance exercises makes you feel good, mentally and physically.

Unsurprisingly feeling good can lead to habits that can improve your health.

Lift a weight and stop being sad. Basically.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
gyme time

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
its slim jim time *snaps into slime jim*

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
unironically: what do weightlifting belts do

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Gnack posted:

unironically: what do weightlifting belts do

make u look like a human being to everyone else

thats an unironic actual answer

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Chinatown posted:

make u look like a human being to everyone else

ok cool thought so.

i thought they were to prevent hernias and they were meannt for olds but then i see young fit dudes using them and i just . i dunno man

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Gnack posted:

unironically: what do weightlifting belts do

help/remind you to keep your back straight for squats/deadlifts

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Gnack posted:

ok cool thought so.

i thought they were to prevent hernias and they were meannt for olds but then i see young fit dudes using them and i just . i dunno man

if you are in a gym lifting so much loving weight you need a belt to prevent serious injury, you are one of two classifications:

1. A professional (paid or trying to be paid) athlete.

2. Complete loving tool/idiot that has long since lost the reason they "lift"/exercise.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Chinatown posted:

if you are in a gym lifting so much loving weight you need a belt to prevent serious injury, you are one of two classifications:

1. A professional (paid or trying to be paid) athlete.

2. Complete loving tool/idiot that has long since lost the reason they "lift"/exercise.

dude who doesn't squat/deadlift spotted.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SHARTING BEAR posted:

dude who doesn't squat/deadlift spotted.

YO U MIND IF I WORK IN BRO

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Doing to the gym in a few hours.

Gonna do some squats and bench presses. Oh yeah. And stand naked in the dressing room. Old man in the gym, coming through.

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!
Dojos are better than gyms.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i've got to work on my legs and abs because i didn't wednesday

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Do some deadlifts you fat faggots.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i don't go in for such things. i tend towards more....scholarly pursuits.

*cracks open manga*

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

SHARTING BEAR posted:

dude who doesn't squat/deadlift spotted.

im seeing increasing numbers of guys at my gym who have obviously watched a lot bodybuilder videos on youtube and have come to the conclusion that those guys are big because a) they wear hooded sweaters no matter how hot it is and b) have a belt on no matter what excercise theyre doing

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Metanaut posted:

im seeing increasing numbers of guys at my gym who have obviously watched a lot bodybuilder videos on youtube and have come to the conclusion that those guys are big because a) they wear hooded sweaters no matter how hot it is and b) have a belt on no matter what excercise theyre doing

My gym is mostly hillbilly guys ages 18-25. I have yet to see a single person perform a deadlift. The single squat rack is always free. Pec deck? Occupied permanently. Eeeeverybody's doing biceps curls 24/7 in the land of the young.

They all look better than me though, of course. :negative:

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
im going to sign up for the gym next week because bodyweight & dumbells aren't doing much anymore

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

im going to sign up for the gym next week because bodyweight & dumbells aren't doing much anymore

Try adding more bodyweight, an extra 50lbs of lard will make your exercise regime much more effective.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

lilljonas posted:

My gym is mostly hillbilly guys ages 18-25. I have yet to see a single person perform a deadlift. The single squat rack is always free. Pec deck? Occupied permanently. Eeeeverybody's doing biceps curls 24/7 in the land of the young.

They all look better than me though, of course. :negative:

Until mid-thigh shorts for men are popular, people are gonna skip leg day.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

ilikedirt posted:

its slim jim time *snaps into slime jim*

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I'm fat and nothing's gonna change that

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