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ilikedirt posted:i dont go to the gym bc i own my own weights and i can swim and genuinly dont understand why niggas like hangin out in a room full of other sweaty niggas where u can smell that weird bleachy smell of there taint and gross smell of buttholes covered in sweat and im bi and all but thats ggross. everybody ive met that has held this opinion has this fear that everybody in the gym is watching them and only them and laughing at their fat rear end. which is true, but it's a very beta attitude hth
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I think I do too much cardio
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Jul 20, 2014 00:55
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ilikedirt is one of those guys who owns pink 5 lb dumbbells and thinks that using those to do a bunch of bicep curls counts as resistance training
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Jul 20, 2014 00:57
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naem posted:I think I do too much cardio i do cardio by cutting down rest periods and upping my reps you pussy
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Jul 20, 2014 00:58
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I like Cairodio though it's fun
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Bacontotem posted:Do some deadlifts you fat faggots.
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naem posted:I like Cairodio though it's fun not everything has to hit your pleasure center instantly you fat loving hedonist
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Mao Mix posted:not everything has to hit your pleasure center instantly you fat loving hedonist I'm actually really lean and fit and I'm debating ordering a pizza
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Jul 20, 2014 01:08
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Pizza you see is quite delishios and satisfying and also a good source ifet nutrition and also I will workout a ton all week and turn it into muscle mass on my otherwise lean frame, I give myself a solid 7 out of ten in overall bonerocity
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Jul 20, 2014 01:10
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you're fat on the inside imo
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Mao Mix posted:you're fat on the inside imo I am 
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Jul 20, 2014 01:15
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How old do I have to be before it's ok for me to just stand around naked in the men's changing room? Is 45 ok?
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Jul 20, 2014 01:25
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As someone who is overweight but nowhere near the fat I see people mention, I want to join a fitness class at 06:30-07:30 on Monday, but have low self confidence and am nervous about turning up on my own. Tell me to man the gently caress up and go please. Complete strangers on the internet may just make the difference. I am also quite drunk at the moment, if that helps.
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Jul 20, 2014 01:26
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Doug Sisk posted:As someone who is overweight but nowhere near the fat I see people mention, I want to join a fitness class at 06:30-07:30 on Monday, but have low self confidence and am nervous about turning up on my own. Tell me to man the gently caress up and go please. Complete strangers on the internet may just make the difference. I am also quite drunk at the moment, if that helps. You're hosed, sorry. Not fat enough for people to be "yeah, look at this guy, turning his life around", not fit enough to impress. People see your body and hardly even notice your average, overweight self.
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Page Downfall posted:You're hosed, sorry. Not fat enough for people to be "yeah, look at this guy, turning his life around", not fit enough to impress. People see your body and hardly even notice your average, overweight self. I hate you, cuntface. Even if you're a little right.
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Doug Sisk posted:As someone who is overweight but nowhere near the fat I see people mention, I want to join a fitness class at 06:30-07:30 on Monday, but have low self confidence and am nervous about turning up on my own. Tell me to man the gently caress up and go please. Complete strangers on the internet may just make the difference. I am also quite drunk at the moment, if that helps. Visit the fat thread. Then remove your mirror and just put the worst picture possible up there. When you wake up, you have to go or you have become that fat.
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Jul 20, 2014 01:34
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The secret of exercise is its actually a lot of fun, first you are grunting and sweating and embarrassed but after awhile it starts to feel good and you can't get enough. Like sex. Which you might get to have some of if you exercise
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ilikedirt posted:its fine to look st girls and also guys but guess what if ur eyes bug out and you make a cartoon awooga sound as ur butt plug triggers a prostate orgasm every time u see a girl doin squats youre a gross nerd. if ur justification for goig to da gym is to look at butts(like you said) lol ur a hairy palmed sunken eyed sweaty prevert straight out of a dragnet episode why do you type the way you do?
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the local gym near me has a freeweight section which is populated entirely by fit dudes grunting and groaning while listening to their ipods, its a pretty poo poo scene. Like this would be ok and I'm not in the gym to soclize but it feels like everyone is doing everything possible to not have to speak to another human being while working out
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Just in case some of you haven't seen this yet, this video by CT Fletcher explains everything you need to know about the gym: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bhwC3qz_Q
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Jul 20, 2014 02:27
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Gym is family time. Bring the wife and kids!  
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i unironically enjoy working out
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:why do you type the way you do? gbs 1.4 bithc
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jneer posted:everybody ive met that has held this opinion has this fear that everybody in the gym is watching them and only them and laughing at their fat rear end. I used to always get all  looking at the swole dudes having problems doing fifty pounds on the exercising machines at my gym.Until I finally ventured into the place where they usually hung out - you know, with the actual weights for actual weightlifting (i just began the SS regimen from YLLS). I feel like such a goony amateur since squats with the iron bar alone was kicking my rear end. Goons: being better than John P. Beefcake at the shoulder lift machine does not mean that you could take on his goddam regimen at all. He's buff for a reason.
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Doug Sisk posted:As someone who is overweight but nowhere near the fat I see people mention, I want to join a fitness class at 06:30-07:30 on Monday, but have low self confidence and am nervous about turning up on my own. Tell me to man the gently caress up and go please. Complete strangers on the internet may just make the difference. I am also quite drunk at the moment, if that helps. no one cares, or if they do, you are forgotten when someone starts their next set and the only thing they are thinking about is getting to 8 or 10. unless you do something stupid to attract attention to yourself like eat doughnuts on the treadmill, no one cares. the only thing i remember after my yoga classes is some poses i need to work on and how often the teacher bends in front of my mat
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Also who here loves running? My goal is to one day run the six miles it takes to get to my gym instead of taking the bus. That'd be awesome.
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Whenever I see fat people at the gym I assume they must be pretty chill as long as they look like they're putting effort into it instead of being anthropomorphic lard doing poor-form 2 lbs curls.
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Filippo Corridoni posted:Also who here loves running? My goal is to one day run the six miles it takes to get to my gym instead of taking the bus. That'd be awesome. I've gotten up to 4 miles, it's pretty fun running past all the people that are just walking. like walking down the block is gonna make you healthier.
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Fallows posted:sup bro nice set https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibQKvjT_dKg
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My calves are beautiful and turn heads in the gym and on the street.
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im out of tshape but i run on the treadmill its hard but i like it
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Mao Mix posted:Whenever I see fat people at the gym I assume they must be pretty chill as long as they look like they're putting effort into it instead of being anthropomorphic lard doing poor-form 2 lbs curls. Which is why it's important never to tease them, they may be able to tear you in half. 
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Sup bro? Great calves bro, need a spot? *Stands uncomfortably close to your face before you can say no* yeah bro! blast these loving pecs of yours! You're a machine bro! *Lifts half of your weight* super awesome set bro! nice
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Filippo Corridoni posted:Also who here loves running? My goal is to one day run the six miles it takes to get to my gym instead of taking the bus. That'd be awesome. Got really into running, got to the six mile mark. My knee hurt and switched to biking for a while.
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Bacontotem posted:Do some deadlifts you fat faggots.
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abigserve posted:the local gym near me has a freeweight section which is populated entirely by fit dudes grunting and groaning while listening to their ipods, its a pretty poo poo scene. Like this would be ok and I'm not in the gym to soclize but it feels like everyone is doing everything possible to not have to speak to another human being while working out u gay as hell the gym is for working out not to troll for twinks to blow you in the showrs picking up chicks at the gym is super easy if you are ripped. the gym rat bicycle will jump your dick guaranteed and it will be the best sex uve never had the one with the midrifff cutoff wgirl who is at the gym everyday and is stronger and fitter than you? fucks anyone with a sixpack sorry for all you fat betas with tiny cuck balls
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naem posted:Got really into running, got to the six mile mark. My knee hurt and switched to biking for a while. I hate running but I keep myself in reasonable running shape. Bicycle and roller blades do a lot more for me I feel. I can't skip doing cardio though. It's absolutely a key to keeping weight off for me.
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I just started the Stronglifts 5x5 program. Loving it. Already seeing solid results 2 weeks in.
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Doug Sisk posted:As someone who is overweight but nowhere near the fat I see people mention, I want to join a fitness class at 06:30-07:30 on Monday, but have low self confidence and am nervous about turning up on my own. Tell me to man the gently caress up and go please. Complete strangers on the internet may just make the difference. I am also quite drunk at the moment, if that helps. i have mad experience at fatshaming bullying and cyberintimidation let me help i am inspired because you are responsible for hiking up mycinsurance premiums you fat miserable tub of poo poo whncwas the last time you saw ur own dick? do women even look at you? ithink they do and you know they do because they recoil in disgust at the sight of you how does it feel to occupy so much physical space and being so completely useless? you belong in the trash because you treat ur body like a trashbag i cant blame you. literally 50% of americans belong in the trash with you.mfucking non stop gluttonous fat lords. but guess what? if you lift a weight everyday for 1 hour for 6-8 months u will be above the rest you may even see a boob if that cant motivate you the just kill urself now and save us the 30% insurance hike
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Say Nothing posted:Gym is family time. lil dude owns
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