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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

didn't think i'd see you here

I loving hate you.
Get lost!

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Are bronies a category of people who should be buried in a mass grave? Well, yes, but I don't think the same is true for all hippies.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you have never even made a joke that I have heard before. You are so pathetic.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i hope the ukraine airline thing goes nuclear because we will all be dead but at least the bronies will be too

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

I've seen this gif a million times and I just noticed there is a mouth trigger that deploys as the barrel of the gun extends. You can barely see it.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
nope they are not

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Watch this one instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WV9DZehYs4

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
These poor people have been so pummeled by consumer culture that the only remnants of personality take the shape of the knuckles of mass media that reduced them to their state of alienated misery and they should have programs that save these people by paying them to write and preform in plays.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
I just want to say that Bronies can get hosed, but they can't, because no self respecting animal that has strict biological needs would gently caress a 18-35 year old man that wishes they were part of a stable.

I can't believe this poo poo. These people are subhuman.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

Fargin Icehole posted:

I just want to say that Bronies can get hosed, but they can't, because no self respecting animal that has strict biological needs would gently caress a 18-35 year old man that wishes they were part of a stable.

I can't believe this poo poo. These people are subhuman.

wanna fight about it?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


never seen again
Jan 25, 2008

74 bidders are thinking "how hard can it be to clean fleece?"

BloodWulfe
Mar 18, 2003

I love that gif so much.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Pththya-lyi posted:

Ladies and gentlegoons, I present to you The SCUM Manifesto!

i vaguely remember reading somewhere that solanis was trolling when she wrote that, but she also shot andy warhol so idk

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
more like bronies are the new hippos

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

The Taint Reaper posted:

Has it been mentioned that the series is filled with references to the Big Lebowlski from start to finish?

That's badass. Epic.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013



Most definitely yes.

Lotus Brony
Feb 21, 2012

by Cowcaster
A Brony thread. Yay! Never understood the hate Bronies get, as they espoused the values of friendship, trust, loyalty, and hard work. Everyone is welcome as they are, for everyone is special in their own way. Even Goons!

(p.s., I do not like Bronies)

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
The autistic sexual revolution.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
You'd think all the pedophiles and autists would have moved on to the next children's show by now

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Good Citizen posted:

You'd think all the pedophiles and autists would have moved on to the next children's show by now

What do you propose that is? I'd like to get in on the ground floor...














... trolling them.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Lotus Brony posted:

A Brony thread. Yay! Never understood the hate Bronies get, as they espoused the values of friendship, trust, loyalty, and hard work. Everyone is welcome as they are, for everyone is special in their own way. Even Goons!

(p.s., I do not like Bronies)

i didn't read this but lmao at this guy's rap sheet

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

Michaellaneous posted:



Most definitely yes.

nice barrel chest

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Lotus Brony posted:

No, I'm here. So true story time.

Three daughters here, innocently watched the show and, being kids, they naturally role-played and made themselves characters of the show. Yes, as their father I was obligated to participate, thus how my user name and picture were created (we found that pony creator online program much to their delight).

Then my ex found bronies. I'd watch the show with daughters (among other shows), and I'm a guy, so I must therefore be a Brony. Researched what this meant, and I explained that, in a way, the show is honestly based on porn.
Rarity: wassup good looking one
Applejack: country girl
Rainbowdash: athletic type/dominatrix
Fluttershy: innocent girl next door
The pink one: crazy party girl
The purple one: nerdy school girl

It amused me to no end as my ex slowly realized that this was reality, and was using small girls as ponies to entertain manchildren.

Yes, I've watched a lot of porn. Sure, I admit I've done kinky to odd things now and then. Equines? Nope. Cartoon horses? No. Children of any sort? F U if you even go there.

Bronies are different. Just stay as long as they keep to themselves and keep their perverted things away from kids, there won't be much trouble.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pym0DJ9VzxU

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Michaellaneous posted:



Most definitely yes.

fat skrillex

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
so his daughters are the ponies, and the ponies are the pornstars, but that means then that...?!??!?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Putty posted:

so his daughters are the ponies, and the ponies are the pornstars, but that means then that...?!??!?

He is the director.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Pththya-lyi posted:

If you want to watch a documentary about fandom that doesn't shy away from the embarrassing parts, try The Dungeon Masters. It follows three Dungeons and Dragons players who struggle with disappointment and failure in their everyday lives. I really enjoyed it!

Darkon is a good one about larpers, with a twist. It's actually made by larpers to show how awesome they are, but they couldn't pull it off so you keep seeing trough the cracks into how they're deeply sad people who ignore their kids and let 'em go hungry so they can afford new nerf bats and poo poo.

Yomofo
Jun 7, 2005

by Cyrano4747
I don't know how you explain to your friends/family that this is what you're into.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZnytjfs-k

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Lotus Brony posted:

A Brony thread. Yay! Never understood the hate Bronies get, as they espoused the values of friendship, trust, loyalty, and hard work. Everyone is welcome as they are, for everyone is special in their own way. Even Goons!

(p.s., I do not like Bronies)
gently caress you.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Yomofo posted:

I don't know how you explain to your friends/family that this is what you're into.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3shsnVtpE

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Lotus Brony posted:

A Brony thread. Yay! Never understood the hate Bronies get, as they espoused the values of friendship, trust, loyalty, and hard work. Everyone is welcome as they are, for everyone is special in their own way. Even Goons!

(p.s., I do not like Bronies)
murder you're famil

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Frankenstyle posted:

Darkon is a good one about larpers, with a twist. It's actually made by larpers to show how awesome they are, but they couldn't pull it off so you keep seeing trough the cracks into how they're deeply sad people who ignore their kids and let 'em go hungry so they can afford new nerf bats and poo poo.

There's only one person in Darkon who comes off well, and its the blond guy who is also the leader of the winning army/country. He was some mid-manager at a company doing really well for himself, and when they interview a bunch of people in his life commented on how he became really confidant and charismatic in his real life after he started LARPing.

The other "main character" was the unemployed house husband who got into a huge fight with his family over his dad's money. And his best friend left to join another country which ruined their friendship and gave the line "He betrayed his friend for the promise of power". Oh, also the single mother with 3 kids she dragged along and was yelling at them in between trying to purchase the loyalty of the Drow elves.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Yomofo posted:

I don't know how you explain to your friends/family that this is what you're into.

Last month I stopped at a 7-11 in the middle of the woods at three AM. As I'm heading to the counter a guy in a MLP shirt gets to the counter ahead of me, stretches the shirt out for the girl at the register and says proudly "I'm a Brony! I bet you don't know what that means!" and he launches into a practiced monolog. I wish I could file a field report on the rest of that conversation, but I put down my soda and left because at three in the morning I am not dealing with that poo poo. The cashier looked pretty distressed as I was backing out of the parking space.

Anyway, I get the impression they have a bigger problem shutting the gently caress up about it to their friends/family and anyone who stands still for a moment.

Pinely
Jul 23, 2013
College Slice

Yomofo posted:

I don't know how you explain to your friends/family that this is what you're into.

Fortunately, Bronies don't have real friends, just other weirdos, so that makes it easier. And their parents are already disappointed with them for being friendless, unsuccessful, manchildren, so the Brony thing is no big deal. I also imagine that, by the point you identify as a Brony, your social skills have decayed to the point in which you can no longer experience normal shame.

Yomofo
Jun 7, 2005

by Cyrano4747

Lol, I like how there wasn't even a "who did you knock up?!" Response. He prob thought he was coming out of the closet

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Frankenstyle posted:

Last month I stopped at a 7-11 in the middle of the woods at three AM. As I'm heading to the counter a guy in a MLP shirt gets to the counter ahead of me, stretches the shirt out for the girl at the register and says proudly "I'm a Brony! I bet you don't know what that means!" and he launches into a practiced monolog. I wish I could file a field report on the rest of that conversation, but I put down my soda and left because at three in the morning I am not dealing with that poo poo. The cashier looked pretty distressed as I was backing out of the parking space.

Anyway, I get the impression they have a bigger problem shutting the gently caress up about it to their friends/family and anyone who stands still for a moment.

where was your knife at the time

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