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Why do YOU really hate SomethingAwful?
furries
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Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH
"I dream of a day when I can block an entire I.P address from my browser so I never have to stumble on that kind of bullshit from a person again."

Lol what a nerd

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Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
"a community of egomaniacs"

i like the sound of that! also, i voted for :goku:

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Hungry Joe posted:

"I dream of a day when I can block an entire I.P address from my browser so I never have to stumble on that kind of bullshit from a person again."

Lol what a nerd

Just like the people who use the ignore function.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Hungry Joe posted:

"I dream of a day when I can block an entire I.P address from my browser so I never have to stumble on that kind of bullshit from a person again."

Lol what a nerd

*black and white footage of a housewife fumbling over a keyboard and accidentally loading a goons post history*

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

JazzFlight posted:

didnt the guy who posted that rant have a coffee table with furry dong on it

It's not porn. It's art. Maybe not in the best taste (as evinced by the fact that he hides the erection with a remote - Is it one of those big multi-function remotes, btw, or a dinky little A/C unit remote? Actually, forget I asked.:wink:), but it's art. If it were a picture of a sexual act, then yes, maybe you'd have a point. But it's not. Just a dude ready for sexual activity... like we all are, first thing in the morning. A candid portrait, if you will.

Tubgirl Cosplay fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Jul 17, 2014

Box of Trial
Sep 4, 2003

TONKA HYAH
i don't know about you but i can't handle being criticized for being a huge weirdo nerd and will take extreme measures to avoid it

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 633 days!
I actually put "jealous ludite" as my position on all my business cards, followed by "SOMETHINGAWFUL DOT COM"

I am now the CEO of a major poo poo-posting conglomerate, so that worked out well for me.

Box of Trial
Sep 4, 2003

TONKA HYAH

Cesar Cedeno posted:

I actually put "jealous ludite" as my position on all my business cards, followed by "SOMETHINGAWFUL DOT COM"

I am now the CEO of a major poo poo-posting conglomerate, so that worked out well for me.

this is really inspiring thank u

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



to be fair i am a loser, who lacks any initiative, imagination, or drive, and whose actions only suggest that i am jealous of those who do (

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
the jealous luddite part is pretty apt, since this is basically a bunch of people who post on a message board in the year of our lord 2014

Box of Trial
Sep 4, 2003

TONKA HYAH
where else are we supposed to have our insular ego-maniacal circlejerks, buddy?

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
perhaps you have heard the internet community sensation reddit dot com??

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

no hes right shut it down

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I scream into the night, "SomethingAwful must be destroyed!"

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Second life is empty because it sucks, Bitcoin is a ponzi scheme for libertarian morons, and this guy in the OP is a dumbass.

SA should get the gently caress over furries though. That's a legitimate complaint. They're literally less obnoxious than weeaboos, probably because they don't have a mod-sponsored monopoly on being weird.

Box of Trial
Sep 4, 2003

TONKA HYAH
you can't censor me

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
goku unironically

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
:agreed:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
also when is the next Second Life safari that game has to be crawling with tumblrs just waiting to be triggered

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

The Whole Internet posted:

Second life is empty because it sucks, Bitcoin is a ponzi scheme for libertarian morons, and this guy in the OP is a dumbass.

SA should get the gently caress over furries though. That's a legitimate complaint. They're literally less obnoxious than weeaboos, probably because they don't have a mod-sponsored monopoly on being weird.

dog fucker spotted

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Hungry Joe posted:

"I dream of a day when I can block an entire I.P address from my browser so I never have to stumble on that kind of bullshit from a person again."

Lol what a nerd

Nerds at least can figure out how to do that.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 633 days!

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I scream into the night, "SomethingAwful must be destroyed!"

SomethingAwfulco delenda est!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLynuBqB6b4

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Frank Viola posted:

no hes right shut it down

Lowtax was murdered. The site cannot be shut down.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I scream into the night, "SomethingAwful must be destroyed!"

As long my :10bux: is refunded, I don't care what happens to somethingawful.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
Thanks for reminding me second life exists, dickface.

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

Box of Trial posted:

2) SecondLife allowed for unprecedented communication, collaboration, and creativity. Players there got a chance to explore design, fashion, and architecture skills they never even knew they had.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i hate all that stuff and fyad and goatse and anime and rap too

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
no tranny option voted 1

SwivelTits2000
Jan 17, 2007
Retarded
is this where i post a picture of my ballsack

tia

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

The Whole Internet posted:

SA should get the gently caress over furries though.

No and go eat a dick.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
ive said it before and ill say it again if you really dont lust for dick maybe you should reconsider your 10 dollars

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
lmao the part where the guy posts his coffee table and they're all heartbroken it's not even tasteful rock-hard animal cock

that thread is incredible

The Whole Internet posted:

SA should get the gently caress over furries though. That's a legitimate complaint. They're literally less obnoxious than weeaboos, probably because they don't have a mod-sponsored monopoly on being weird.

They're still really fuckin' funny but me-too tryhards can render anything unfunny.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
*in a cool and extremely badass voice* my biggest pet peeve is ignorance

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
post that furry dick coffee table, im lazy

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHicyqMML4

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
post your addresses so i can begin my international rear end kicking

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Fascism is like the immune system for your brain. Everyone needs to be at least a little bit like Hitler in order to not become a complete fool.

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Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
I concur with the OP because it's time to reveal my true identity: I'm Satoshi.

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