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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Complaining that is isn't wasteland enough like your Vijio gahames. i wish my avatar was in this signature
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Same. Rape slave crew represent. I mean, at least until the radiation poisoning catches up with us.  last words before dying (from mega rape): "at least we werent n-nite crew...gently caress anime" *urk*
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Jul 18, 2014 18:39
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Ruby got Railed posted:basements should be p safe from the devestation I could see a bunch of goons not changing their lifestyle one bit after the bomb, staying indoors and eating food with lots of preservatives,
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Jul 18, 2014 18:44
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An army in tennis shoes, tramping. Carrying three-foot lengths of pipe with leather wrappings. Lanyards at the wrist. Some of the pipes were threaded through with lengths of chain fitted at their ends with every manner of bludgeon. They clanked past, marching with a swaying gait like wind-up toys. Bearded, their breath smoking through their masks.... The phalanx following carried spears or lances tasseled with ribbons, the long blades hammered out of trucksprings in some crude forge upcountry. ...They passed two hundred feet away, the ground shuddering lightly. Tramping. Behind them came wagons drawn by slaves in harness and piled with goods of war and after that the women, perhaps a dozen in number, some of them pregnant, and lastly a supplementary consort of catamites illclothed against the cold and fitted in dogcollars and yoked each to each. The last part is the goons.
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Jul 18, 2014 18:48
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I will fly around in an ww2 plane i found in some museum and call myself "the baron" the baron of rapes
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Jul 18, 2014 18:49
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So the basic impression I'm getting here is that goons think once the world ends they'll be getting laid way, way more
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Jul 18, 2014 18:51
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It is pretty obvious, goons would fill the rosters on all of the local Jugger teams that exist in the lovely little towns of the world. Maybe someday they will make it to the Red City and get the attention of the League!
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Jul 18, 2014 18:56
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A misanthrope posted:last words before dying (from mega rape):
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Jul 18, 2014 19:01
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imma be the bad leather bitch in some gruesome raider gang my first objective will be to secure the right shade of purple dye for my mohawk
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Jul 18, 2014 19:05
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I'm the dog in Guy Pearce's trunk
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Jul 18, 2014 19:08
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:So the basic impression I'm getting here is that goons think once the world ends they'll be getting laid way, way more Thats why apocalypse fetishists are a thing. Modern society has rejected and scorned the goon and only through cleansing nuclear fire can he be reborn as a hero of the wastes. Thus the familiarity with weapons and non perishable foods. After the slate has been wiped clean the goon will rise above the rabble and become who he was meant to be
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Jul 18, 2014 19:12
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:So the basic impression I'm getting here is that goons think once the world ends they'll be getting laid way, way more
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Jul 18, 2014 19:12
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I'm going to be one of those skeletons embracing another skeleton on the charred remains of a bed on the second floor of a partially bombed out farmhouse that the heroes take shelter in so that we can establish some world building pathos.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:12
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Jul 18, 2014 19:15
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Jul 18, 2014 19:19
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probably some sort of low-tier cannibal, OP
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Jul 18, 2014 19:19
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I'm going to be one of those skeletons embracing another skeleton on the charred remains of a bed on the second floor of a partially bombed out farmhouse that the heroes take shelter in so that we can establish some world building pathos. The second skeleton is unrelated to the war
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Jul 18, 2014 19:21
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low tier cannibals are the guys who just kinda crouch around and eat scraps until they're killed by the hero for exp
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Jul 18, 2014 19:23
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the guy who constantly talks about needing to establish breeding colonies with the remaining females, and everyone's pretty tired of hearing him go on and on about it like some kind of leader when he can't even lift an empty oil drum, but they're also curious how he's still pretty chubby despite there not being any food for miles and everyone basically starving.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:24
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Fandyien posted:low tier cannibals are the guys who just kinda crouch around and eat scraps until they're killed by the hero for exp The highest station in life we can aspire to is to be the kill that makes the hero level up.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:24
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The Global Box System will ensure that packages sent from ex-goons in wartorn countries will reach their desired location. The parcels will be brightly colored with Animes Of Old and Cartoons That Were. More likely than not, the recipient will take the first piece of mail he has seen in years, with such happy wrapping, and open it with a tear in his eye. Then he will gaze upon the contents, remembering when a brilliant picture would be posted or a thread destined for gold would emerge from the murk. And then he will blink through the tears and see a hand-drawn goatse, and he will scream in something of a mix between rage, sadness and laughter.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:26
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:So the basic impression I'm getting here is that goons think once the world ends they'll be getting laid way, way more They're right, but probably not in a good way.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:27
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A misanthrope posted:i'd be dead because im a pussy and if i actually lived id probably become a rape slave
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Jul 18, 2014 19:29
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I'm going to be Grand Vizier of Dank Nugs
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Jul 18, 2014 19:34
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Skull adorning a super mutant's belt.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:36
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Jul 18, 2014 19:38
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crazed cannibal hermit living in the great wastes
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Jul 18, 2014 19:41
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Target practice. Or maybe a monastic order sworn to protect the last remaining anime dvds and body pillows on earth from mutant bikers.
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Missing Name posted:The Global Box System will ensure that packages sent from ex-goons in wartorn countries will reach their desired location. The parcels will be brightly colored with Animes Of Old and Cartoons That Were. More likely than not, the recipient will take the first piece of mail he has seen in years, with such happy wrapping, and open it with a tear in his eye. Then he will gaze upon the contents, remembering when a brilliant picture would be posted or a thread destined for gold would emerge from the murk. And then he will blink through the tears and see a hand-drawn goatse, and he will scream in something of a mix between rage, sadness and laughter. changed my mind, I'm going to be the one supplying the wasteland with bespoke hand-drawn goatses
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Jul 18, 2014 19:51
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Subliminal Sauce posted:reluctant avuncular sweater-wearing antichrist I'm this now actually
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naem posted:I'm this now actually But there can only be one! We must now out-friendly eachother to the finish, kind sir!
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Jul 18, 2014 20:00
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Subliminal Sauce posted:But there can only be one! We must now out-friendly eachother to the finish, kind sir! No no its ok, you can do it it's fine. Heh. Shucks. "kicks dirt bashfully"
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Jul 18, 2014 20:01
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Anyone hiring for random thug? I've got some experience, and I've finished GTAV.
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Jul 18, 2014 20:13
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naem posted:No no its ok, you can do it it's fine. Heh. Shucks. "kicks dirt bashfully" You flatter me with your kind deference, but I insist! I's so insistent that I'm the kind of driver who will indicate for someone to take a left in front of me, even though I have the right-of-way. This apocalypse is about to get real affable!
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Jul 18, 2014 20:22
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Idiot Syncratic posted:changed my mind, I'm going to be the one supplying the wasteland with bespoke hand-drawn goatses Ooo i want one on my eyepatch
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Jul 18, 2014 20:54
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We're already playing our part in the post-nuclear wasteland. We're the magic 8 ball, frantically dispensing glimpses of the future as a non-believer shakes it again for a better answer. A century from now, one of our mutant descendants will stumble upon these forums and rediscover the prophecies that were foretold, along with the divinely inspired art of Everdraed. Something in it's radioactive brain will make the connection that they hold in their tendrils a record of their past and future. After coming to grips with this new sensation known as "happiness", it will scurry back to it's hive to shine the light of revelation and redemption on the others. Ecstatically screeching "CUCK!" and "DOOBIE!"
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Jul 18, 2014 21:02
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I'll make the wiki
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Jul 18, 2014 21:06
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waitwhatno posted:people are still going to want to read wacky nerd humor after the fall, so i'm gonna open an offline pinboard forum in some makeshift shacktown ill be there to shitpost
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Parallax Scroll posted:ill be there to shitpost when somebody nails a ten page manifesto on non-ghoul privilege to the pinboard you will be there to attach a post-it note that says 'Same.'
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