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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Europe has heard our cries. They have granted us an exhibition Pity Cup that no one outside of the US will give one poo poo about. But who cares! Champions League teams right here in the goddamn US of A. And they might not even bench everyone good! The World Football Challenge :guinness: International Champions Cup kicks off on July 24th in Tronno.

There will be a total of 13 games held in 13 different stadiums throughout the US and Canada. There are two groups. Group stage is 3 games, and the teams from each group who gave the closest thing resembling a gently caress will play in the "final."

GROUP A

:italy:Inter
:britain:Manchester United
:spain:Real Madrid (2013 Champions)
:italy:Roma

code:
26 July 2014	14:10 (MDT)	Manchester United –	Roma		Sports Authority Field, Denver, CO
26 July 2014	15:00 (PDT)	Real Madrid 	  –	Inter		California Memorial Stadium, Berkeley, CA
29 July 2014	19:00 (EDT)	Manchester United –	Inter		FedEx Field, Landover, MD
29 July 2014	20:15 (CDT)	Real Madrid 	  –	Roma		Cotton Bowl, Dallas, TX
2 August 2014	13:00 (EDT)	Inter		  –	Roma		Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia, PA
2 August 2014	16:06 (EDT)	Manchester United –	Real Madrid	Michigan Stadium, Ann Arbor, MI
GROUP B

:italy:AC Milan
:shepspends:Olympiacos
:britain:Liverpool
:britain:Manchester City

code:
24 July 2014	20:00 (EDT)	Olympiacos 	–	Milan		BMO Field, Toronto, CA
27 July 2014	16:00 (EDT)	Manchester City –	Milan 		Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
27 July 2014	17:00 (CDT)	Liverpool 	–	Olympiacos	Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
30 July 2014	19:00 (EDT)	Manchester City –	Liverpool 	Yankee Stadium, New York City, NY
2 August 2014	14:00 (CDT)	Manchester City –	Olympiacos	TCF Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, MN
2 August 2014	18:30 (EDT)	Milan		–	Liverpool	Bank of America Stadium, Charlotte, NC
The Final

code:
August 4, 2014	20:00 (EDT)	Group A 	-	Group B 	Sun Life Stadium, Miami Gardens, FL
I for one will be at Man U and Roma in Denver. Anyone else checking out any of these games?

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Jul 19, 2014

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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Are these televised?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d5cQ3HIst8

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I always thought the Peace Cup was fun to watch, however poo poo it was. I bet this will be the same.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dangersim posted:

Are these televised?

Every game will be on FOX Sports 1 or FOX Sports 2 with the exception of Roma/Man U, as it will be on FOX. Sky Sports is also covering it.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Wait, this is a 'tournament'? I thought City were just playing a few friendlies in the US, I didn't realise it was a 'Barclays Asia Trophy' sort of thing.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
What does the trophy look like? Is it nice and meaty? Is it a proper pour-champagne-in-the-top dealie or is it shaped like one of the sponsors?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

HJB posted:

What does the trophy look like? Is it nice and meaty? Is it a proper pour-champagne-in-the-top dealie or is it shaped like one of the sponsors?

It's a mirror with "The true winner:" engraved on top, so when the triumphant captain hoists it aloft all the fans can see themselves in it and understand their value to the franchise :allears:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

HJB posted:

What does the trophy look like? Is it nice and meaty? Is it a proper pour-champagne-in-the-top dealie or is it shaped like one of the sponsors?

Meaty

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
hahaha i love how relevent it is, it's like they are actually being ironic

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Remember when this was the biggest disgrace in football history and Balotelli's contract should have been ripped up there and then

psyer
Mar 26, 2013

Dangersim posted:

Are these televised?

In the U.S., it will be on FOX, FOX Sports 1, FOX Sports 2, or NBCSN. In UK, every match is on Sky Sports except Manchester United matches which are on MUTV.

Group A:

Sat, July 26 in Berkeley, CA.
Real Madrid v. Inter Milan (5 pm ET, Fox Sports 2)
Sat, July 26 in Denver
Manchester United v. Roma (4 pm ET, Fox) - J.P. Dellacamera and Brian McBride

Tue, July 29 in Landover, Md.
Manchester United v. Inter Milan (7 pm ET, NBCSN) - Arlo White and Kyle Martino
Tue, July 29 in Dallas
Real Madrid v. AS Roma (9:15 pm ET, Fox Sports 1)

Sat, Aug. 2 in Philadelphia
Inter Milan v. AS Roma (1 pm ET, Fox Sports 2) - Mark Rogondino and Cobi Jones
Sat, Aug. 2 in Ann Arbor, Mich.
Real Madrid vs. Man. United (4 pm ET, Fox) - J.P. Dellacamera and Brian McBride

Group B:

Thu, July 24 in Flushing, N.Y.
Olympiakos v. AC Milan (8 pm ET, Fox Sports 1) - Mark Rogondino and Cobi Jones

Sun, July 27 in Pittsburgh
AC Milan v. Manchester City (4 pm ET, Fox Sports 1)
Sun, July 27 in Chicago
Liverpool v. Olympiakos (6 pm ET, Fox Sports 1)

Wed, July 30 in Bronx, N.Y.
Manchester City v. Liverpool (7 pm ET, Fox Sports 1)

Sat, Aug. 2 in Minneapolis, Minn.
Olympiakos v. Manchester City (3 pm ET, Fox Sports 2)
Sat, Aug. 2 in Charlotte, N.C.
AC Milan v. Liverpool (6:30 pm ET, NBCSN) - Arlo White and Robbie Mustoe

Final:
Mon, Aug. 4 in Miami Gardens, Fla.
Group A winner vs. Group B winner (8 pm ET, Fox Sports 1) - J.P. Dellacamera and Brian McBride

psyer fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jul 19, 2014

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Wait, this is a 'tournament'? I thought City were just playing a few friendlies in the US, I didn't realise it was a 'Barclays Asia Trophy' sort of thing.

Yeah same, I thought Milan and Olympiacos were just doing a thing and the friendly itself was the "international challenge cup" or whatever

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!
Liverpool and Roma have a friendly at Fenway Park in Boston next weekend (should be dreadful, Fenway in soccer configuration is basically a futsal field), how does that fit into all this?

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Yeah same, I thought Milan and Olympiacos were just doing a thing and the friendly itself was the "international challenge cup" or whatever

no one bought tickets to this at all, if you go on ticketmaster all the sections that are off camera are 'unavailable', and every single section including ones for the supporters of each team are completely available

$45-$150, gently caress right off

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Wish the game in Dallas was not midweek, I would drive down there for a Thursday or Friday game, but can't for a Tuesday. I love the Cotton Bowl, go every year to watch my Alma Mater, The University of Oklahoma Sooners take on the longhorns of texas.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
lol at flying all over lovely midwestern cities in loving August, chasing that paper, thats horrible preperation for the season. Can't wait to see some epic season ending injuries

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

lol at flying all over lovely midwestern cities in loving August, chasing that paper, thats horrible preperation for the season. Can't wait to see some epic season ending injuries

Actually the fascist whites did this last summer and then won The Champions League??? drat US is some friggin big win

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Hegay posted:

Actually the fascist whites did this last summer and then won The Champions League??? drat US is some friggin big win

Yeah but they were based on the west coast eating quinoa and kale and enjoying life which is epic

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

Yeah but they were based on the west coast eating quinoa and kale and enjoying life which is epic

The cool kids (like Ronaldo, Benzema, Kroos etc) are not going. Smart move

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

psyer posted:

In the U.S., it will be on FOX, FOX Sports 1, FOX Sports 2, or NBCSN. In UK, every match is on Sky Sports except Manchester United matches which are on MUTV.

Group A:

Sat, July 26 in Berkeley, CA.
Real Madrid v. Inter Milan (5 pm ET, Fox Sports 2)
Sat, July 26 in Denver
Manchester United v. Roma (4 pm ET, Fox) - J.P. Dellacamera and Brian McBride

Tue, July 29 in Landover, Md.
Manchester United v. Inter Milan (7 pm ET, NBCSN) - Arlo White and Kyle Martino
Tue, July 29 in Dallas
Real Madrid v. AS Roma (9:15 pm ET, Fox Sports 1)

Sat, Aug. 2 in Philadelphia
Inter Milan v. AS Roma (1 pm ET, Fox Sports 2) - Mark Rogondino and Cobi Jones
Sat, Aug. 2 in Ann Arbor, Mich.
Real Madrid vs. Man. United (4 pm ET, Fox) - J.P. Dellacamera and Brian McBride

Group B:

Thu, July 24 in Flushing, N.Y.
Olympiakos v. AC Milan (8 pm ET, Fox Sports 1) - Mark Rogondino and Cobi Jones

Sun, July 27 in Pittsburgh
AC Milan v. Manchester City (4 pm ET, Fox Sports 1)
Sun, July 27 in Chicago
Liverpool v. Olympiakos (6 pm ET, Fox Sports 1)

Wed, July 30 in Bronx, N.Y.
Manchester City v. Liverpool (7 pm ET, Fox Sports 1)

Sat, Aug. 2 in Minneapolis, Minn.
Olympiakos v. Manchester City (3 pm ET, Fox Sports 2)
Sat, Aug. 2 in Charlotte, N.C.
AC Milan v. Liverpool (6:30 pm ET, NBCSN) - Arlo White and Robbie Mustoe

Final:
Mon, Aug. 4 in Miami Gardens, Fla.
Group A winner vs. Group B winner (8 pm ET, Fox Sports 1) - J.P. Dellacamera and Brian McBride

No Twellman? I'm in.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009

Maoist Pussy posted:

No Twellman? I'm in.

Honestly I thought Twellman was alright during the world cup.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Personally I care more about the teams playing than the ref but thats just me

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

African AIDS cum posted:

Yeah but they were based on the west coast eating quinoa and kale and enjoying life which is epic

This has literally never happened.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Cityinthesea posted:

Honestly I thought Twellman was alright during the world cup.

To be fair, I don't recall him annoying me too much then, either.

edit: kale baked crispy with lemon and oil and salt is super tasty pro-level sophisticated health and enjoyment, TRP!

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Maoist Pussy posted:

kale baked crispy with lemon and oil and salt is super tasty pro-level sophisticated health and enjoyment, TRP!

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Hegay posted:

Personally I care more about the teams playing than the ref but thats just me

It's not even the ref it's the tv announcer lol

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
Kale is bad for your thyroid and also causes you to be a total hipster bitch. That's just science.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
"Kale is great once you disguise it with salt, fat, and citrus."

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
De Rossi hanging out with the Broncos.



It was just a friendly, but man u beat the galaxy 7 to loving nothing in a friendly coming into todays game. :lol:

So far only one ICC game has been played, and olympiacos beat milan 3-0. Inter/Madrid Roman/Man U today.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Volkerball posted:

De Rossi hanging out with the Broncos.



It was just a friendly, but man u beat the galaxy 7 to loving nothing in a friendly coming into todays game. :lol:

So far only one ICC game has been played, and olympiacos beat milan 3-0. Inter/Madrid Roman/Man U today.

Imagine a national team losing 7 - 1 in the World Cup semifinal then, phwoar.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Tell me someone else saw man u's keeper get chipped from 60 yards out.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Volkerball posted:

Tell me someone else saw man u's keeper get chipped from 60 yards out.
we're talking about the game in the preseason friendlies thread

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Which one is this one about? Is this the Lamar cup?

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Pissflaps posted:

Which one is this one about? Is this the Lamar cup?

Think it's the Odom cup.

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
Did Nate Silver give us some advanced stats for this tournament?

How many danger zone area A shots did Madrid have last year? Thanks in advance.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



City with a pair of nice goals, although the 1st one was very savable imo.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mr. Mambold posted:

City with a pair of nice goals, although the 1st one was very savable imo.

Post in the preseason thread mate.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Mods, close this thread. This is just a pre-season tournament no one cares about like the Emirates Cup

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Liverpoo
Also can someone tell me the fixture times in gmt thx

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