Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

Did u also have sex on this first date? Or just kissing?

maybe hand holding followed immediately by bondage and anal sex

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Poll: Would you date Three Olives you could hang out in his condo.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

A misanthrope posted:

maybe hand holding followed immediately by cat drugs

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Hector Beerlioz posted:

lmbo if you have gbs cred you suck and are gay and a homo

sounds like somebody's trying to build up his own gbs cred.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kimmalah posted:

sounds like somebody's trying to build up his own gbs cred.

Yeah, but I'm too cheap to buy an av so no one will ever know who I am haha

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Three Olives posted:

Poll: Would you date Three Olives you could hang out in his condo.

do we have to do any butt stuff

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Yeah, but I'm too cheap to buy an av so no one will ever know who I am haha

One day I'm sure someone will buy you one. :)

babypolis posted:

do we have to do any butt stuff

No, but you do have to bow down and praise his keurig.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

:rock: :catdrugs:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

babypolis posted:

do we have to do any butt stuff

Have to I have never had to talk anyone into it. :wink:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

accurate description of OP's non-date

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Quickscope420dad posted:

accurate description of OP's non-date

:[

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Three Olives posted:

Poll: Would you date Three Olives you could hang out in his condo.

pretty sure that's the same kinda mistake dahmer's victims made

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A misanthrope posted:

pretty sure that's the same kinda mistake dahmer's victims made

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

pretty sure that's the same kinda mistake dahmer's victims made

Invites you into walk in freezer.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

A misanthrope posted:

pretty sure that's the same kinda mistake dahmer's victims made

Like I would have the patience to murder someone with the disposing of the body and the tedious legal issues.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I am now having dinner with her tomorrow night Hahahah gently caress you goons :smugdog:

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
mount that orc

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SHISHKABOB posted:

I am now having dinner with her tomorrow night Hahahah gently caress you goons :smugdog:

wtg! stick it in her pooper for me

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I will

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
No you won't. :colbert:

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Fuckk you

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Giraffe posted:

No you won't. :colbert:

yes he will. don't you see the look in heis eye? kid's got ambition

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

A misanthrope posted:

yes he will. don't you see the look in heis eye? kid's got ambition

He was willing to drive who knows how far for a breakfast date, he plays WoW and he lies to GBS. He's a scrub.

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

stick you're dick in her pussy !

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great
Anybody want to go grab a bite with me

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
a shame it was postponed, op

but you should go for the 'breakfast in bed' date tomorrow!

:huh:

joxxuh
May 20, 2011
I have a date every night! (it's Ramadan (I'm Muslim (not really I just read it on Twitter (isreal attacked Gaza and killed hundreds(

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I can't believe someone lied to us on these forums.

How dare you !?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

SHISHKABOB posted:

I am now having dinner with her tomorrow night Hahahah gently caress you goons :smugdog:

noone's going to believe you unless you get a photo taken where you are each in view, holding up pieces of paper saying "yes we are on a date together" with the day's date and time and your username etc

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Giraffe posted:

He was willing to drive who knows how far for a breakfast date, he plays WoW and he lies to GBS. He's a scrub.

i play wow on a private wotlk server :smug:

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I believe its possible the OP will date

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Has anyone done Grindr I want to have sex with a stranger but I'm afraid if I invite someone over they will be ugly or weird or rob me please advise.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Quickscope420dad posted:

noone's going to believe you unless you get a photo taken where you are each in view, holding up pieces of paper saying "yes we are on a date together" with the day's date and time and your username etc

"No really come on baby, it's for the internet."

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Kimmalah posted:

"No really come on baby, it's for the internet."

"the internet people i want to impress need evidence of our date"

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Tbh this chick might do that after a few more dates. She's p cool

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
dont do that tho if you want a relationship or sex

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Stoic Commie posted:

i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a handbeezy today
:vince:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I don't really go on dates we just meet up and hang out and hook up.

Like a normal 20 something year old.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

I don't really go on dates we just meet up and hang out and hook up.

Like a normal 20 something year old.

I'm not normal

I'm gonna go kill myself now

Asphyxiation via helium is painless right

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


SHISHKABOB posted:

I'm not normal

I'm gonna go kill myself now

Asphyxiation via helium is painless right

Don't feel bad, he's a goon how normal can he really be?

  • Locked thread