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SHISHKABOB posted:I am gonna drive into philly to meet some chick I knew years ago and we're gonna get breakfast and oh my god I'm gonna die I'm freakin out. dude i told you to get high just don't get high on bath salts and eat her face
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Big Beef City posted:I'm married now so it's been a long time since I went on an actual date. dude did you gently caress a spider
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Jul 20, 2014 17:54
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redshirt posted:You going to ihop or the Waffle House? Or maybe Denny's? go to 7-11 at the right time and you can get the recently expired sandwiches they're throwing out for free. they're still good to eat and everything. do that shiskabob and show her how thrifty you are
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Jul 20, 2014 18:27
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Benedick Cuckold posted:UuUuurARrrrrhghhg that's the noise you make when you cum, isn't it shameful things itt
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Jul 20, 2014 18:30
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SHISHKABOB posted:Actually I say "splorp" with great satisfaction yeah i liked those mad magazine cartoons too 
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Jul 20, 2014 18:49
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a creepy colon posted:whats a 'mad' magazine 
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Jul 20, 2014 18:54
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cis white male posted:i had a girl text me that she was "drinking alone" at 2am and i replied "oh cool" and went to bed cis white male posted:i had a girl text me that she was "drinking alone" at 2am and i replied "oh cool" and went to bed you shoulda done the thing where u put ur penis in a lady i hear thats fun
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Jul 21, 2014 05:33
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Shadow posted:I may need a link and/or recap. king takes his dates to dennys
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Jul 21, 2014 05:35
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Jul 21, 2014 05:40
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cis white male posted:the larger point i forgot to get around to making is that that is what the run up to a sexual encounter looks like, not 'catching-up' for breakfest at IHOP which is the runup to her pitching an investment opportunity or some poo poo what if it's an investment in her snatch
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Jul 21, 2014 05:45
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Randarkman posted:date or no, buy some really big condoms put them in your wallet or something, plan for a situation where she can clearly see the magnum condoms you use for your magnum dong. brilliant advice man really good 
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Jul 21, 2014 12:27
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i'm so proud of you shishkabob!
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Jul 22, 2014 02:56
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redshirt posted:Did u also have sex on this first date? Or just kissing? maybe hand holding followed immediately by bondage and anal sex
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Jul 22, 2014 03:05
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Jul 22, 2014 03:24
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Three Olives posted:Poll: Would you date Three Olives you could hang out in his condo. pretty sure that's the same kinda mistake dahmer's victims made
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Jul 22, 2014 03:49
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SHISHKABOB posted:I am now having dinner with her tomorrow night Hahahah gently caress you goons wtg! stick it in her pooper for me
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Giraffe posted:No you won't. yes he will. don't you see the look in heis eye? kid's got ambition
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