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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Is that he could have just donated it all to charity. What and idiot. quote:He may donate only 5% to charity and lose 5% by gambling.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 13:14 |
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The problem with Brewster's Millions is it had nothing to do with Punky Brewster.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 13:21 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:The problem with Brewster's Millions is it had nothing to do with Punky Brewster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8pe1bkSbjw
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 13:25 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:he can't have assets left at the end or something *smokes million dollar blunt*
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 13:26 |
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quote:Of course there's a catch! You have to spend the thirty million, but after thirty days you're not allowed to own any assets. No houses, no cars, no jewelry. Nothing but the clothes on your back! Now, you can hire anybody you want, but you have to get value for their services. You can donate five percent to charity and you can gamble another five percent away, but you can't give this money away, and that includes buying the Hope Diamond for some bimbo as a birthday present...You must not destroy what is inherently valuable, that's instant disqualification. Oh, I almost forgot. You're not allowed to tell anybody WHY you have to spend this money.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 14:45 |
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Still a less problematic Pryor movie than The Toy.
Trixie Hardcore fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jul 21, 2014 |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:03 |
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Was Richard Pryor ever really funny? I remember him being funny, but then every movie he's in is not very funny. Odd.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:09 |
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PostNouveau posted:He was allowed to gamble it, so he just shoulda blown it all in Vegas. Yeah just bet it on something that if it pays out, he gets more than he was going to get if he spent it all.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:13 |
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money has no inherent value. burn it all.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:14 |
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redshirt posted:Was Richard Pryor ever really funny?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:15 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Still a less problematic Pryor movie than The Toy. no, the Toy was superior to B Million's Its just so chock full of 80's every time i watch it i feel like playing nintendo
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:15 |
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Couldn't he have spent the million recruiting an entire law firm to contest the will?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:17 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:no, the Toy was superior to B Million's Doesn't the kid's dad get caught holding a KKK fundraiser & then chases Pryor down in a golf cart?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:37 |
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All he had to do was buy something consumable for an absurdly high price. There's nothing in the rules saying, for instance, that he can't purchase a drink of water for 30 million.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:02 |
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Why didn't he just pocket the 30 million dollars and be like "thats still a ton of loving money I dont give a poo poo about that other 300 million peace"
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:10 |
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I'm pretty sure Richard P could do 30 million in coke in 30 days. Prolly did this IRL.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:26 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Doesn't the kid's dad get caught holding a KKK fundraiser & then chases Pryor down in a golf cart? yes well some times art make us a little uncomfortable but it is worth it in the long run
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:30 |
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He destroyed that stamp I still don't understand why that was allowed
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:35 |
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PostNouveau posted:He was allowed to gamble it, so he just shoulda blown it all in Vegas. he made a huge long shot bet and actually won. Then John Candy took those winnings and made better bets, got more money and Pryor freaked out.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 17:17 |
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Bonzo posted:he made a huge long shot bet and actually won. Then John Candy took those winnings and made better bets, got more money and Pryor freaked out. Why would Uncle Buck do that?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 17:19 |
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tin can made man posted:He destroyed that stamp I still don't understand why that was allowed and he let that iceberg melt
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 17:19 |
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tin can made man posted:He destroyed that stamp I still don't understand why that was allowed Because the stamp was a stamp, and he used it for its intended purpose. The fact that other collectors drove the price needed to acquire it to millions of dollars doesn't mean that it didn't have a legitimate use which took it out of Brewster's hands.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 17:23 |
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Was John Candy ever really funny? I remember him being funny, but then every movie he's in is not very funny. Odd.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:10 |
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buy poo poo tons of weed, rent a plane, throw weed bags out the door over the city problem solved
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:21 |
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how much crack would $30million buy? I know it wouldn't last 30 days. although crack buyers typically aren't known for planning ahead so it'd be more like 3-6million trips to the dealer not buying more than a rock at a time
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:28 |
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One Million Smileys
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:36 |
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In See No Evil Hear No Evil Richard Pryer and Gene Wilder are handicapable and antics ensue
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:12 |
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Gutcruncher posted:In See No Evil Hear No Evil Richard Pryer and Gene Wilder are handicapable and antics ensue It fulfills my sole requirement of being a good film in that its soundtrack included a song from minor 80's jewish synth-funk band Was (Not Was)
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:12 |
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Yeah there's actually a scene in the movie where they disqualify basically every idea posted in this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWWDn0cPgbg The movie is retarded but somehow managed to pre-outsmart you guys in 1985 hth lol I think the old guy is My Favorite Martian
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:35 |
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This movie made me aware of the fact that the mega rich look down on the moderately rich.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:58 |
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Following that guy's will, you could still invest in some tent-pole remake of Swap.avi. Problem solved. 300 mil please.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:19 |
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he could just invest in a movie or something those are expensive af. for instance he could invest in a movie called brewsters millions
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:33 |
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He could have purchased 15,000 internet spaceships and won.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:54 |
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Cocaine and hookers for everyone. This isn't that hard Brewster
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:56 |
invest in doobie's
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:05 |
Mike Gallego posted:invest in doobie's the doghouse not the other thing though that works too
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:06 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:It fulfills my sole requirement of being a good film in that its soundtrack included a song from minor 80's jewish synth-funk band Was (Not Was) Wait, did "Walk the Dinosaur" have some kind of underlying Jew message
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:10 |
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Mike Gallego posted:invest in doobie's I was gonna say, you could do this easily nowadays, just dump it all into kickstarters.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:23 |
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Gutcruncher posted:In See No Evil Hear No Evil Richard Pryer and Gene Wilder are handicapable and antics ensue It also had a woman with one of the most perfect sets of breasts in it.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:27 |
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Is that he could have just donated it all to charity. What and idiot. Then we'd have... Doobster's millions?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:32 |