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Robo Reagan posted:those lions should be commended for removing him for the gene pool. hopefully he didn't have a chance to reproduce before getting eaten His kids are shown in the video. It's fake.
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Snatch Duster posted:Platypuses don't have a collective name. It is acceptable to refer to more than one platypus as platypuses or simply platypus (platypi does not apply since 'pus' is latin for 'feet'; thus platy- means flat, -pus means feet). Also, it may be worth noting that there is no 'official' term for a young platypus. While some popular culture uses may refer to young individually as a 'puggle', convention is leaning towards perhaps adopting the term 'platypup' for juveniles. platy·pus noun \ˈpla-ti-pəs, -ˌpu̇s\ : a small animal from Australia that has a bill like the bill of a duck, webbed feet, and a wide flat tail plural platy·pus·es also platy·pi How does it feel to write so many wrong words?
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MeLKoR posted:platy·pus noun \ˈpla-ti-pəs, -ˌpu̇s\ You could have picked on the fact that platypi aren't birds so flight doesn't apply but instead you fell flat on your face. 
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Jul 21, 2014 22:07
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So the guy only gets half eaten before one of those loving morons realize they're in a car.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:20
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Gerbils from the inside out.
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Reign Of Pain posted:So the guy only gets half eaten before one of those loving morons realize they're in a car. That's what I was thinking, everyone in that movie including the cameraman are special. Anyway, excluding bizarre poo poo like lampreys and ants I think crocodile would probably be the worst. Instead of a quick death like with a great white you get bitten and then shaken and rolled underwater until you drown or he tears you apart.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:24
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somebody start a thread called 'whats the worst anime to get mauled/eaten by' bc thats how i read this title
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Jul 21, 2014 22:25
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ilikedirt posted:somebody start a thread called 'whats the worst anime to get mauled/eaten by' bc thats how i read this title Hands down some overerly flowery Slice of Life anime like fruits basket.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:36
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Angry MRA's from Reddit.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:40
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A birb. fa babey birb
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Jul 21, 2014 22:41
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MeLKoR posted:That's what I was thinking, everyone in that movie including the cameraman are special. the narrator says something like the terrain was too uneven to use the car to help or something
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Jul 21, 2014 23:10
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modern poo poo sucks imagine you were a prehistoric New Zealander and you got attacked by a moa, that would suck, just getting torn to shreds by a huge ostrich then a Haast's eagle comes out of nowhere and eats the moa and you end up bleeding to death lol
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Jul 21, 2014 23:17
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VikingSkull posted:modern poo poo sucks That would rule, watching the bird that killed you get hosed up by another bird circle of life you know? Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 23:48
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100 pistol shrimp just constantly shock punching your body + face in a small tidal pool that's shallow enough for you to crawl out of but the punching shrimp keep punching you in the genitals/feet preventing you from standing and you eventually die from drowning and bruising.
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Big Beef City posted:100 pistol shrimp just constantly shock punching your body + face in a small tidal pool that's shallow enough for you to crawl out of but the punching shrimp keep punching you in the genitals/feet preventing you from standing and you eventually die from drowning and bruising. can't wait for the CSI episode about this
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Jul 22, 2014 00:25
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Ticks. A thousand ticks slowly sucking you dry while you also die from the diseases they carry. My worst nightmare.
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Jul 22, 2014 01:01
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i heard somewhere (i think here) that platypus have an extreme painful venom, that sounds like a pretty lovely way to die
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Jul 22, 2014 01:38
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i changed my mind chimpanzees are definitely scary as poo poo and they're almost as cruel as humans you people saying insects and bees are a bunch of pansies LOL
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Jul 22, 2014 01:40
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is there any benefit to eating another animal alive or is that just nature being a loving rear end in a top hat
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Jul 22, 2014 01:45
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babypolis posted:i heard somewhere (i think here) that platypus have an extreme painful venom, that sounds like a pretty lovely way to die wht the gently caress. platypussies, like carnivorous vermin, fall upon you. fall on you baby.
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Jul 22, 2014 01:49
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babypolis posted:is there any benefit to eating another animal alive or is that just nature being a loving rear end in a top hat yeah your stomach fills up faster that's just about the long and short of it
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Jul 22, 2014 01:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWYQhTT388
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Jul 22, 2014 01:51
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NiceGuy posted:yeah your stomach fills up faster wait what? how does that make any sense
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Jul 22, 2014 01:52
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Mountain goat because really? A mountain goat.
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Jul 22, 2014 01:54
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babypolis posted:wait what? how does that make any sense with the exception of big cats, most animals are not equipped to kill efficiently so waiting for you to die before chowing down takes too long
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Jul 22, 2014 01:56
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babypolis posted:wait what? how does that make any sense yeah okay you wait around for your prey to finish dying so some other rear end in a top hat animals can come and steal your poo poo. i'm gonna scarf down half of this still-writhing caribou before anyone knows what the gently caress
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Jul 22, 2014 02:00
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I'd say being paralyzed by a large fall before being slowly drained of blood by thousands of mosquitoes/biting flies/other assorted fun insects would be a pretty horrible way to die. Being horribly devoured by some large sea creature in the middle of the ocean will always be far more terrifying, though.
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Jul 22, 2014 02:02
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anything that tramples is gonna hurt like OP's mom at a buffet
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Jul 22, 2014 02:06
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shes a big gross pig op
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Nation posted:shes a big gross pig op speaking of, getting stabbed by a barefoot goon wielding a spear probably sucks too
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Jul 22, 2014 02:17
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Wolverine for sure. It's a small dog/weasel thing and it will gently caress you up in a heartbeat. How loving humiliating is that.
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Jeffrey posted:wow y'all weren't kidding about chimps probably been posted before, but when chimps attach they almost always target the face, hands, feet and testicles then again so do i because pcp lol 
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I remember a youtube video of what was basically a gang of MRA chimpanzees, this troop of males that found a female chimp that had wandered off too far from her group, and they basically surrounded her and started trying to rip her apart. She fled into the trees and all you could see was leaves falling and hear her screaming. She managed to get away but only just. Chimpatriarchy
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I remember a youtube video of what was basically a gang of MRA chimpanzees, this troop of males that found a female chimp that had wandered off too far from her group, and they basically surrounded her and started trying to rip her apart. She fled into the trees and all you could see was leaves falling and hear her screaming. She managed to get away but only just. that was a documentary on india dude
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I'm gonna have to go with that one type of rat from AD&D
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Frostwerks posted:that was a documentary on india dude Nah the chimpanzees had a lot less corpses and feces
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ChickenHeart posted:I'd say being paralyzed by a large fall before being slowly drained of blood by thousands of mosquitoes/biting flies/other assorted fun insects would be a pretty horrible way to die. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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since before i can remember i have fantasized about an adolescent orangutan chewing off my erect cock as i grin with fatherly pride. mmm. you're chewing off my cock. just like i taught you.
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There was an ancient Persian practice of basically strapping a person to a boat and covering them in honey to attract insects and leaving them floating in the hot sun until their bites get infested and fester until they die over the course of several days. They would force feed you water to prolong the torture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism [edit] f u omfg furry >:|
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