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"It's not you, baby, it's your posts." |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 08:21 |
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I adblocked the CSS so my gf wouldn't know i was postin here |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 08:23 |
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i was browsing a futa thread with my tablet, left it open and she asked me if she could use it to browse, i forgot closing awful app and i heard "what?" then "why someone would do this" then i giggled |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 10:20 |
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byob is my shameful secret she must never find out |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 10:26 |
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"did you defeat the evil zimboe yet?" shes v supportive |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:39 |
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My wife had managed to avoid getting goatse'd for years until BYOB. So there's that. |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:41 |
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a real story: my gf got goatsed for the first time by the kerbal banner |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:43 |
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'hloy poo poo' |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:43 |
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"I don't get it. It's supposed to be funny?" Her sense of humor isn't as refined. |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:47 |
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Squirrel007 posted:a real story: my gf got goatsed for the first time by the kerbal banner oops! |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:50 |
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she asked why this one dude kept calling her fat when she had never spoken to him in her life |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:43 |
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Squirrel007 posted:a real story: my gf got goatsed for the first time by the kerbal banner this happened last night too, it was hilarious her reaction, then this morning she got the honor of waking my pc with this: i think my wife is gonna talk to the lawyer soon... |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:48 |
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he said "send me that rear end gif" and i obliged. |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:49 |
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Guillermus posted:this happened last night too, it was hilarious her reaction, then this morning she got the honor of waking my pc with this: Breaking marriages, one gay conversion at a time. |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 17:57 |
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Squirrel007 posted:a real story: my gf got goatsed for the first time by the kerbal banner my gf got goatsed because i used to have it amongst m bookmarks lol |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:02 |
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also she doesnt like my posts |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:02 |
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"why does that woman have a dick and why are you looking at it?" |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:04 |
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Her reaction: "WHAT IS THATTTT WHAT IS THAT IS THAT AN rear end in a top hat WHAT IS THAT" |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:59 |
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she tels me my posts r good, an that im smrt, she likes me a lot i think |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:02 |
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i am he posted:she tels me my posts r good, an that im smrt, she likes me a lot i think virgin |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:27 |
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i am he posted:she tels me my posts r good, an that im smrt, she likes me a lot i think same but she lives in like mozanbeek so you can't meet her. |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:36 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:"why does that woman have a dick and why are you looking at it?" Why not, though? |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:37 |
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I don't have a SO but my mum says it's a bad place and I shouldn't talk to you guys anymore |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:39 |
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"What's that?" *explains* "That's weird. You should find something better to do." |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:39 |
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The first time she saw byob: "What are you doing?" The fifteenth time she saw me on byob: "What are you doing?" She finally went lurking herself and couldn't understand it, explained to me repeatedly that she couldn't understand it, kept asking why I found it funny and would often giggle, and then went super skeptical when I planned out a meet-up with our first fellow yobber in person. Before we arrived at the spot where we were going to meet up, she expected them to be:
The stereotypical internet "neckbeards" Actually not real persons When we brought cheese, dark chocolate, wine and assorted grown up snacks to the open air orchestra concert-in-the-park our city puts on every summer week, and they said that is what they were actually going to bring, my wife understood that yobbers are upper middle class white people too! Then she was okay with the BYOB. Little does she know that HUSKY DILF and I are now planning to abandon our wives for each other. |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 20:26 |
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time to leave it open and find out |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:14 |
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"heh... heh... yobbaroony" |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:15 |
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I keep it a secret. I can see him being like "Do you actually want a cat? " "Do you want to be a woman? a mother?" |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:37 |
lol if you have an s/o and don't flit from person to person in a desperate attempt to forget how terrible you are. If I did have a gf, I prolly would not show her this, because then she'd wanna post, and if two forums posters are dating and posting in the same forum, it's real real bad and horrible and they will be much hated and driven away. |
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:41 |
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my gf emptyqoutes my posts all the time, an defneds me online, thanks bb ilu |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:42 |
whoa, new tar |
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:44 |
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i am he posted:my gf emptyqoutes my posts all the time, an defneds me online, thanks bb ilu |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:45 |
i am he posted:my gf emptyqoutes my posts all the time, an defneds me online, thanks bb ilu |
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:47 |
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i am he posted:my gf emptyqoutes my posts all the time, an defneds me online, thanks bb ilu |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:49 |
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Qwerinty posted:whoa, new tar thank you! it is a byob effort! It was originally drawn by Salmiakki, and then spruced up in the fluffieduckie av thread, (stuff like making the helmet clear by Machai)everyone was super cool with it. |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:53 |
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My girlfriend posted in this thread already |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:41 |
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i showed my fiancee this byob and she says "me so horny, me love you long time" |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:46 |
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Angry Fish posted:The first time she saw byob: hahaha yeah this my wife was really freaked out bf we met especially since she looks at me like i'm brain damaged when she reads byob over my shoulder we had a lot of fun it was my first goon meet glad it was good for you too angry fish! where are we running away too i vote iowa cause i seen field of dreams recently |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:51 |
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you two got weirdly lucky, results may vary |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:52 |
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my husband is indifferent, I think. he was the goon who got me on SA in the first place, so really it's his fault I'm here. |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:50 |