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Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW


every breath you take brings you closer to your last.

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Salmiakki




welcome back arnie

Captain No-mates



Arnold of Soissons posted:

every breath you take brings you closer to your last.

smae

A misanthrope

CAT HUGS


Arnold of Soissons posted:

every breath you take brings you closer to your last.

good, death is prtty chill

Saranya





Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day without fail one should consider himself as dead.

Gross Dude

Gross Dude

Lol, OP, I've always been dying.

Gross Dude

Gross Dude

Also, this thread is ripe for a WMS "I can't wait to kill myself" post.

Salmiakki




A misanthrope

CAT HUGS


just relax and let it happen (you have no choice)

LappyDore64

by XyloJW


Saranya posted:

Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day without fail one should consider himself as dead.

A misanthrope

CAT HUGS


Saranya





cool biRd pics

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds


can i make it happn faster

weird toppings guy



do not cry for me as i have lived a good life

pig slut lisa

irl is good



as soon as you're born you start dying
so you might as well have a good time
oh yeah
sheep go to heaven
goats go to hell

tao of lmao


He got a power pellet. Cheese it!


arn, are you ok, bud?

A Bad King



I'm going to live forever as long as technology continues to advance toward a physical, technological immortality.

All I have to do is survive the next 40 years.

ass



Air Julio posted:

arn, are you ok, bud?

no, wu tang clan has seriously affected his mentality

ass



Angry Fish posted:

I'm going to live forever as long as technology continues to advance toward a physical, technological immortality.

All I have to do is survive the next 40 years.

lmfao, you're too optimistic

A Bad King



Mike Maddux posted:

lmfao, you're too optimistic

you're right. entropy cannot be overcome, yet like many I walk through my mortality with horse blinders on oblivious to any fact that might dash my absurd hopes.

cute anime girl



Stickies his own thread.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya mew!




arnie seeks immortality through an accretion of stickied threads

Qwerinty

weh


Chill yourself with the loving touch of death. Do it somewhere hidden so your body temp is at its most chill when you are found.

TWIST FIST



i wont die alone. im going to take all of you with me

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya mew!




Salmiakki




TWIST FIST




hahaha

A misanthrope

CAT HUGS


Qwerinty

weh



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Salmiakki




HEEEEEERES BYOB

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


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i'm going to live forever

my new dog

butt of tut


      


Angry Fish posted:

I'm going to live forever as long as technology continues to advance toward a physical, technological immortality.

All I have to do is survive the next 40 years.

mhm yep this is my poo poo. im gonna do this

Guillermus





lmbo this but as byobanner

ChairmanMeow

a kitty, in space


totes a sparkly vampire

hemale in pain


i'm holding my breath op gently caress U

hemale in pain


sorry that was rude but i'm very sensitive about my impending doom

cruft



hemale in pain posted:

sorry that was rude but i'm very sensitive about my impending doom

Well at least you know you're going to die horny.

Pizzatime



When I started downloading The Internet in 1996 with my 32k modem everybody told me I would die long before the download was finished. Since then, technological advances have led to my download speed infinitifying which has in turn granted me immortality.

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Slaapaav

RAPE IS TOTALLY COOL IF USED IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT


Pizzatime posted:

When I started downloading The Internet in 1996 with my 32k modem everybody told me I would die long before the download was finished. Since then, technological advances have led to my download speed infinitifying which has in turn granted me immortality.

thats pretty neat pizzatime

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