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Pedantra: by Lowtax

we need a theme for this years back-to-school dance. Please also let us know who you will be taking so we can arrange seating assignments for dinner. This may as well double as the megathread for outfit advice/ What you are wearing to the school dance. Ummm... i guess that's it. Oh yeah, and boys makes sure you ask that special someone soon or she'll soon be takennn *bats eyelids at dogcrash truther*

UPDATE:

Welp... the theme this year is AIDS. I'd like to take this moment to silently reflect upon the evisceration of the FYAD psychopath community by the virus... we wish you the best of luck, in hell.

UPDATE 2:

Known couples in order of discovery [binding]:
Pedantra + Cruft
I Dunno + Captain Nomates
Chairman Meow + Iamhe
Windmill Slayer + Husky Dilf
Saboten + Fartghost
Saranya + Salmiakki
Fluffie Duckie + Zombie303

Pedantra fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jul 23, 2014

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 17:40

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:10

Pedantra: by Lowtax

LappyDore64 posted:

i vote school shooting as the theme

this may be a little similar to last years "blood sport" theme but I'll allow it to be voted upon

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 17:43

Pedantra: by Lowtax

cruft posted:

Pedantra, will you go to the dance with me?

er... um... cruft! *blushing profusely* hehe, ha.... um.... well... you seeeee... i was err eehhh,, waiting for someone in particular to ask but.... weellll.... Okay

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 17:45

Pedantra: by Lowtax

*ahem* I have just been informed that there will be a new rule at this years school dance, all attendees MUST bring a date, and those who are unable will have their dates assigned. Thank you. I will be updating the OP with a list of known pairings later tonight and we'll start on assignments once we have a clear picture. Thank you.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 17:52

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Iggy Koopa posted:

if my fiancee goes to a different school can i bring her as a date still?

normally yes, but since this is the back to school dance and we insist it be students only so they can get to know one another and reconnect with old friends without outside baggage.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 17:56

Pedantra: by Lowtax

im getting cucked by cruft :sweatdrop:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 18:04

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Looke posted:

aids

this gets my vote

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 18:07

Pedantra: by Lowtax

cruft posted:

* looks conspiratorially at Pedantra *

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 18:17

Pedantra: by Lowtax

WindmillSlayer posted:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 20:15

Pedantra: by Lowtax

NO GROUP DATING you loving animals.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 01:24

Pedantra: by Lowtax

the winning theme so far with 2 votes is aids, I'll be tallying discernible votes at midnight tonight. to answer bauhaus related questions: yes, some bauhaus will be played but not very much. for music we're hiring a guy called DJ PimpJedi who is assuredly the coolest of dudes with the most contemporary tastes, with mild indie undertones.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 01:39

Pedantra: by Lowtax

lookin sassy, reset button

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 01:59

Pedantra: by Lowtax

dogcrash truther posted:

is that you?

ummm... hello? perhaps you should be paying a little more attention to some of the more eligible ladies, and less attention to those who already have dates, eh mr. slowpoke?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 03:15

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Sleepy Owl posted:

your going

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 04:24

Pedantra: by Lowtax

this years theme is aids. what a good joke to steal, thanks looke.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 05:27

Pedantra: by Lowtax

the op has been updated! Im still compiling couples data at this time.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 05:28

Pedantra: by Lowtax

ChairmanMeow posted:

aint nobody pressing charges

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 15:56

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Who, me?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 16:22

Pedantra: by Lowtax

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 16:26

Pedantra: by Lowtax

these rumors are all unfounded and were perpetuated by anti-dance dissidents, who i have been assured will be swiftly rooted out and eradicated

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 16:30

Pedantra: by Lowtax

my appeal is stull under review, fucker

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 16:34

Pedantra: by Lowtax

no no no, he said wait IN the principles office, you fat gently caress, and im pretty sure he was also making fun of you in retrospect

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 16:37

Pedantra: by Lowtax

ALLEGEDLY

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 16:46

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Angry Fish posted:

you're fired just stop playing this stupid game you can't even take good pictures of the track team we had to throw them all out and have james do them over again plus you used ur position to get in sam's pants and gave 'em hpv

this is disgusting, untrue, and uncouth, and ill see that you pay for your heresy against the student council if you continue to spread these falsehoods

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 16:53

Pedantra: by Lowtax

ask each-other you dopes, dont make me do all the work to make this the most magical night of your pathetic lives

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 17:05

Pedantra: by Lowtax

saboten posted:

??

SOLD

step off, lady, he's taking me

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 17:07

Pedantra: by Lowtax

first-agreements are binding, this isn't a swingers party ffs

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 17:08

Pedantra: by Lowtax

saboten posted:

ummm i was talking to fartghost??

ah sorry, he's been cucking me left and right, im just a little jumpy is all

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 17:12

Pedantra: by Lowtax

*eyes dart around the room to see if DCT is watching*

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 17:16

Pedantra: by Lowtax

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 17:22

Pedantra: by Lowtax

i can t wait for a boy to touch my butt at the dance <3

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 18:46

Pedantra: by Lowtax

lol in your dreams, you leper

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 18:49

Pedantra: by Lowtax

can we get a ban on this troll?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 18:51

Pedantra: by Lowtax

cruft posted:

Wait, Pedantra, you're a girl right? Just realized I never asked.

imgoing to kill you

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 18:56

Pedantra: by Lowtax

it is SO noble of me to take this retard to the dance

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 19:09

Pedantra: by Lowtax

ikr

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 19:33

Pedantra: by Lowtax

(-_＼) we're going idiotottttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111

# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 02:41

Pedantra: by Lowtax

I've updated the OP with all known pairings.

Current list:
Pedantra + Cruft
I Dunno + Captain Nomates
Chairman Meow + Iamhe
Windmill Slayer + Husky Dilf
Saboten + Fartghost
Saranya + Salmiakki

# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 03:01

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Ladies first

# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 03:11

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:10

Pedantra: by Lowtax

cruft posted:

I just mean in the future.

Thanks for updating the OP. For all the drama in here only 6 couples so far.

Who's takin' fluffstrix? catdynamite?

lmao if you think there will be men in the future

# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 03:15

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