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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

NASCAR
Problem: Brian France
Fix: Kill Brian France

NHL
Problem: The Worst Penalty (puck over glass by defensive team in defensive zone=minor penalty).
Fix: Make it like an icing. Offending team gets no line change + faceoff in the defensive zone.

OR

Problem: Awful, inconsistent refs from the NHL office down.
Fix: Lasik surgery.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

All Sports
Problem: Retiring numbers.
Solution: gently caress retiring numbers. Make a ring of honor for "honored numbers" or something and let Joe Doe wear #19 for the Colorado Avalanche if he wants to instead of taking the number away for the rest of time to honor Sakic. (Insert any retired number or player into this example.)

NHL
Problem: Jersey #99.
Solution: Wayne Gretzky never played for or against the Columbus Blue Jackets. Or, for that matter, the Minnesota Wild. Let some scrub don double 9's on those teams and any other The Great One didn't play for if he wants to.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jul 25, 2014

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