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Zzulu posted:weve had meal replacement drinks forever man its ~open source~
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I wonder if these cumshake idiots have any overlap with those chastity mansion freaks who like getting cucked and eating the other guy's / their own cum
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Kenzie posted:I don't really like eating very much so I was wanting to try some of that. go on then report back if you die
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visceril posted:Or you could have a granola bar. Or Cliff or Lärabar or whatever. My god man, think of all the time you're wasting unwrapping and chewing up that bar. Making your own? Might as well just give up at that point.
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Jul 24, 2014 17:03
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Combine this with that fungal based skin cream that means you no longer have to use soap, and we're close to the Goon trifecta.
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Jul 24, 2014 17:40
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SplitSoul posted:lol @ the fart thing Was this a thread and if so, link please.
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M_Sinistrari posted:Was this a thread and if so, link please. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3512850
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redshirt posted:Combine this with that fungal based skin cream that means you no longer have to use soap, and we're close to the Goon trifecta. The guy who invented Soylent freezes his clothing to get rid of the smell and donates it to Goodwill rather then washing his laundry like a normal human being so we're already super close.
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Jul 24, 2014 18:16
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redshirt posted:What about the Gamers? 
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Jul 24, 2014 18:39
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I'm not seeing a Dew OR Doritos flavor (or both combined), so I find it highly unlikely that this is actual true gamer fuel.
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Jul 24, 2014 18:43
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That's the most appropriate thread/stylesheet combo ever. Kimmalah posted:I'm not seeing a Dew OR Doritos flavor (or both combined), so I find it highly unlikely that this is actual true gamer fuel. 
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Jul 24, 2014 18:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t8NCigh54jg#t=314 watch how this dumb poo poo is made, the owner of the company throws on a hairnet and gloves for the camera to show off and then one of the dudes actually making it steps into frame accidentally and he's just wearing a baseball cap, t-shirt, shorts, etc. it's just a bunch of dudes in an empty warehouse throwing scoopfuls of poo poo together out of a bunch of poorly-sourced buckets of chinese protein powder
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Jul 24, 2014 18:48
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ripped0ff posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t8NCigh54jg#t=314 looks sanitary 
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:That's the most appropriate thread/stylesheet combo ever. Getting closer, but still not there yet. Someday...
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Jul 24, 2014 18:55
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Kimmalah posted:Getting closer, but still not there yet. Someday... 
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Jul 24, 2014 19:00
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There it is! Still needs some tweaking so gamers can just suck it down hands-free while they play. We have the technology!
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Jul 24, 2014 19:06
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ripped0ff posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t8NCigh54jg#t=314 Rat protein
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Jul 24, 2014 19:23
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Could you change the flavor by adding those Mio things?
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Jul 24, 2014 19:34
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Ahaha, nice.
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Jul 24, 2014 19:39
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Robo Reagan posted:is it like food in pill form or are we talking something the size of a meal with the effort required to eat that much? because the former would be pretty nice I regret to inform everybody that 'food pills' aren't a thing that can happen, sorry. Protein is sort of ridiculously hard to compress. Vitamins and metals, we can put in a tiny pill because we really only need a tiny amount, but proteins chains are pretty long as far as molecules go. This and those eensy nutrient bars are as close to food pills as we're gonna get. Also food pills are a terrible idea. Gonna go eat summer squash pasta in raspberry vinaigrette now.
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Jul 24, 2014 19:40
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Cool Blue Reason posted:oh for real? haha. tell me more bitch I'm sorry we can't all take our dates to White Castle.
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Jul 24, 2014 19:55
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platedlizard posted:The guy who invented Soylent freezes his clothing to get rid of the smell and donates it to Goodwill rather then washing his laundry like a normal human being so we're already super close. hahahahahahaha
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quote:quote: Yes, "things" are worthless. Isn't soylent a "thing"? Now you don't have to wait to have your jaw wired shut after being thrashed for smartmouthing some 'roided-out gorilla in a bar. You can have an all-liquid diet VOLUNTARILY. Anyone remember the big build-up to the announcement of the Segway? "Entire cities will be built around this device" they said. Well worry not, infuriated goons, cosmic justice always wins: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8027301/Segway-company-owner-dies-riding-two-wheeled-machine-off-cliff.html
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Jul 24, 2014 20:19
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He died as he lived, a stupid nerd
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i freeze my soylent before i eat it so i dont lose out on the joys of chewing
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Jul 24, 2014 21:35
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necroid posted:I unironically think this is a great idea in theory, and I wish we knew enough about nutrition/metabolism so that I could trust 100% an engineered sludge to be my main food source. All of you retards having kneejerk reactions to it are no better than the baby-faced nerd who created it. He sounds like a holier-than-thou sperg but you all sound like spastics. agreed, reducing an important part of the human experience to its basic components so that we can be more efficient and earn more money for our corporate masters owns.
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Jul 24, 2014 21:46
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make a sandwich? naw man id rather drink this flavorless cum and save myself 5 minutes
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Jul 24, 2014 21:50
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soylent 12.14 per bag, each bag contains 1500 calories, 123.6 cal/$ http://www.soylent.me/#/ ensure 17.97 per box, each box contains 3520 calories, 195.9 cal/$ http://www.amazon.com/Ensure-Bottles-Chocolate-8-Ounces-Count/dp/B0033NWGZ8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406235016&sr=8-1&keywords=ENSURE
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Jul 24, 2014 22:06
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babypolis posted:drink this cum Since you put it like that, where do I sign up?
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Tezzor posted:soylent 12.14 per bag, each bag contains 1500 calories, 123.6 cal/$ http://www.soylent.me/#/ now work out protein content in soylent vs cum
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Jul 24, 2014 22:09
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loving idiot bitch nerds
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SirEvelynTremble posted:now work out protein content in soylent vs cum semen has 171 mg of protein per load. soylent has 38 g per serving. that would be 222 loads or about .75 liters. considering you're supposed to mix soylent in roughly that much water it has about the exact same protein content per volume as cum. sources: http://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816 http://blog.soylent.me/post/74770956256/soylent-1-0-final-nutrition
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Tezzor posted:semen has 171 mg of protein per load. soylent has 38 g per serving. that would be 222 loads or about .75 liters. considering you're supposed to mix soylent in roughly that much water it has about the exact same protein content per volume as cum. yea but its hard to shoot it directly into your mouth, so you dont get all the protein since a lot is wasted on your chin or chest. i need an applicator and by applicator a friend to come over and blast me in the face and rear end because you can absorb a lot of protein there at least thats what my applicator tells me no homo
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Tezzor posted:semen has 171 mg of protein per load. soylent has 38 g per serving. that would be 222 loads or about .75 liters. considering you're supposed to mix soylent in roughly that much water it has about the exact same protein content per volume as cum. i think justine tunney blew 222 guys a day for the 30day research on soylent
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ripped0ff posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t8NCigh54jg#t=314 The Vice guys also noticed signs of rats in the NYC warehouse.
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etalian posted:The Vice guys also noticed signs of rats in the NYC warehouse. Ugh I'd rather eat people than cum mixed with rat poo poo
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old dog child posted:Ugh I'd rather eat people than cum mixed with rat poo poo Rat Felch is being kickstartered later this fall
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Karl Rove posted:I watched the interview on Colbert with the guy who made soylent: he is most definitely a robot Yeah the dude is clearly some kind of autistic. He talks in this breathless, inflectionless rapidfire that you would normally hear from a child nervously reciting a memorized block of text.
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01011001 posted:the dystopian cyberpunk future is so close, its gonna own In Neo-Irvine, the sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel. The vaginas were shaped like Fleshlights. And the food had the flavor of ape-cum.
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"hey guys, vice is coming tomorrow to make a documentary. be sure you dress your best and follow all regulations strictly." ok, no problem boss. *dresses like a bum and pours "carefully measured" ingredients straight from the bag with no measuring devices*
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