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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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squirting is cool but if ur dating a girl theat squirts let me tell u. it sure is sexy af when ur laying out multiple layers of towels on the bed befotre u gently caress. then mid gently caress she queefs on your bone zone and u strat to laugh a lil but look out!then she shotguns u in the balls with pussy water and ur like dam a nigga really goin in right niw

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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but if u mention it after sex ashe get all self concious about it and never do it agaiin w/ u. unless u fuinger her just the right way and she blast u in the face when u least expect it and she like lol noew u know how it feels. and im like fair enough fair enough

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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if u never made a girl OR DUDE squirt ur shameful

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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itt goons genuinly ignorant of how the female orgasm works

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Trixie Hardcore posted:

Oh my god you loving morons it's not pee, the urethra and the vagina are separate orifices, women don't pee out of their vaginas, this why you shouldn't have dropped out of school.

lol if u operated under the assumption that goons know anything about women at all

speaking of pee its what goons do in their pants when girls talk to them

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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i make girls cum so hard they squirt all of they body fluids out they pussy hole and all that remains is a dried out corpse this is actually an ancient egyptian practice and is the secret of the mummies

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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oegamiom trail

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